There is a hard lump to the left of my pubes under the skin it hurts when I touch it and hurts when I walk what is it or what could it be

A hernia? Go to your doctor for a diagnosis. We can't feel it over the Internet.

What the hell does you cats have to do with my condition?

what the hell does you cats have to do with my condition?

#1 Watch your language. I have told you already that we have children here.

#2 That's her signature line. It appears on every post that she makes, it has NOTHING to do with you.

All right whatever this is bull anyway you are a nurse I need a real doctor not sum 1 who specializes in labor and delivery I'm 19 not a newborn

i need a real doctor
Um, yeah, that's what I told you. You need a real doctor.

There's a line under my answer to you that's in Roman text. That line separates my answer from the cat stuff which is in italics.

Yup, I realize you don't have a clue what I'm talking about -- and don't care either.