Batman and Robin go camping in the desert, they set up their two-man
Bat shaped tent and crawl into their sleeping bags for a well earned
Sleep.

Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend.

"Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.

Robin ponders for a minute and says;

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
does it tell you, Batman?"

Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks: "Robin, you bloody idiot,
someone has stolen our tent."

Ha Ha... nice one Gem :)





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I've heard that before but it was with 'The Lone Ranger and Tonto' still love it:D

I've heard that before but it was with 'The Lone Ranger and Tonto' still love it:D

The only Lone Ranger and Tonto I remember is the one about being surrounded by a thousand Sioux and the Lone Ranger says "It looks like we've had it."

Tonto replies "Whatddya mean 'we' White Man?"