A woman was in court for shoplifting from a grocery store. The judge askes what she stole. She said, I only took a small can of peaches, there were only six peaches in the can, I'm very sorry and won't ever do it again. The judge said, I'm giving you six days in jail, one for every peach you stole. The woman started crying and was about to faint. Then her husband stood up and shouted, SHE STOLE A CAN OF PEAS TOO!

How many peas are in a can? Somebody had to ask.

How many peas are in a can? Somebody had to ask.

Enough to make a grown woman cry...