A buddy of mine stupidly tried to pull a stick out of a cement mixer and lost his finger.another worker took him to the hospital and left.when he was stitched up and bandaged he called his wife for a ride.she asked why he was at the hospital.he said he cut off his finger.she asked"the whole finger".he said no the one next to it.

Now that's one for the books.

Good one! :)

Nasty, nasty, nasty. God I love it. Ok so you know my minds in the gutter. What do they say, "I'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun"