Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have
Accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
Immediately on all beer containers:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
Ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite seks without spitting.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your a$$ kicked.

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

All true:)

what!

its all starting to make sense now...

I call my second daughter my barcardi baby.

barcardi + pill + vomit + forgettable sex = a baby!

I miss college!!

what what!!

its all starting to make sense now....

i call my second daughter my barcardi baby.

barcardi + pill + vomit + forgettable sex = a baby!

You are very careless Redhead! But I just love it. :D

what what!!

its all starting to make sense now....

i call my second daughter my barcardi baby.

barcardi + pill + vomit + forgettable sex = a baby!

At least it was Bacardi and not just generic Rum:D

At least it was Bacardi and not just generic Rum:D

Does that make her a rumbum?

If your life is a result of a torn condom, should you take offence if your name is "Terry"?

Good one Sergie. That'll make me more consider whether to taste beer one day or never... ;)

Good one Sergie. That'll make me more consider whether to taste beer one day or never... ;)

There will be a day jerry! :)

Where were these warnings when I was still drinking? I could have used all of them except the bra one. I did, however, find some bras that were lost. And I did wake up beside something "scary", more than once. I would lock myself in her bathroom, and ask for breakfast. Something like bacon, or pancakes, that would slide under the door. Just kidding(barely).

Where were these warnings when I was still drinking?

I was busy proving them when you were still drinking, or at least learning how.

Complete exaggeration. I've consumed plenty of alcohol in my time. #1, #6, & #10 have never happened to me. :D