A man walked into the ladies department of a Belk's Depaortment store. He reluctantly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?", asked the clerk. "Type?", inquired the man "There is more than one type?". "Look Around.", said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.", replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked, "Only three? What are they?" The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?".

Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?". The lady responded "It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

hmmm... so alty's bras are catholic ^_^

should I run and hide, now?

hmmm....so alty's bras are catholic ^_^

should i run and hide, now?

You can run, but I doubt you can hide. :D

what happens if you find me? I might not WANT to hide ^_~

what happens if you find me? i might not WANT to hide ^_~

:eek: Wrong thread! :eek:

I'll hand you over to the religious bra store, they'll make an example of you. ;)

Funny.

:eek: Wrong thread! :eek:

I'll hand you over to the religious bra store, they'll make an example of you. ;)

Will they give me free bras? I wouldn't mind being an example of how to wear a good, catholic bra.

I'm a Deist. ;)

If they're giving out free bras then I'm in. I just don't want or need a Baptist bra. ;)

I'm a pagan. We don't HAVE bras ^_~

I'll take one of those Salvation Army bras please.

A man goes into a lingerie shop to buy a new Bra for his wife.

The assistant asks "So what size is she??

The man says I honestly have no idea?

The assistant says ok are they shaped like grapefruits??

The man says no not really.

Ok she says , are they like Rock melons??

No again says the man.

Right she says , what about water melons , are they shaped like water melons??

The man shakes his head again and says no.

The assistant says ok why don't you give me an idea what there shaped like and we'll go from there.

The man says ok and starts pondering and visualising what they look like.......................... then "snap" he says I've got it.


He says to the assistant..........................." Have you ever seen a pair of Cocker Spaniels ears"!!

I'm a pagan. we don't HAVE bras ^_~

I'm a pagan too... and believe you me, there's no WAY I'd be without my bras!

I'm not as um... endowed... as Alty is, but my DDs most certainly do NOT like dancing around with no support.

I'm a pagan too...and believe you me, there's no WAY i'd be without my bras!

I'm not as um...endowed...as Alty is, but my DDs most certainly do NOT like dancing around with no support.

You can get a black eye with what we're packing! :eek:

TWO black eyes!

TWO black eyes!

And a busted chin!

It's dangerous.

Reminds me of a headline I once saw;

"Girls bra breaks, ten injured" :p

I'm a pagan too...and believe you me, there's no WAY i'd be without my bras!

I'm not as um...endowed...as Alty is, but my DDs most certainly do NOT like dancing around with no support.

So no skyclad for you, huh?


TWO black eyes!

I knew a woman once who did a cartwheel and gave herself two black eyes. I have no idea what her bra size was, but I saw her put 2 bottles of beer in her cleavage on a couple occasions.

I do very little skyclad----I live in a big city in Minnesota.

I'd rather have a nice WARM robe, tyvm.

Okay, time for me to show my naivette.

What the heck is tyvm?

Yeah, I can see where public nudity could be a problem, there.

Okay, time for me to show my naivette.

What the heck is tyvm?

"thank you very much."

yeah, i can see where public nudity could be a problem, there.

I've never had a problem with public nudity. Sadly the police don't feel the same way. Fascists! ;)

I once spent all night sitting in a front yard, drunk, wearing nothing but panties. Oddly enough, the police never showed up.

So... What WOULD a pagan bra be?

Pagans don't wear bras, by tradition.

"Sky clad" means "nude"

Many pagans do. At least I and the families of my friends do. At least those who need the support

the pagan bra let's the natural beauty show ^_^

Haha, good one hheath

What for the in-betweens?

Haha, good one hheath

Why, thank you *takes a bow*

why, thank you *takes a bow*

Quite welcome my friend

Sssh!

Alty's joke thread is now three pages long. Not that I mind. But she sure knows how to make long threads. Will it get to the magic number of 1500?

Not a bad thread.

It's only 2 pages for me:D

How about this bra alty? LOL!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/can-someone-tell-me-why-439611.html