Career aspirations examples

World Domination..

Lottery winner.

Dead beat.

43 year old living in your parents' basement.

Homeless beggar.

Career criminal.

Should I go on, or are you going to explain exactly what you're looking for?

Sharpener of red pencils.

Sharpener of red pencils.

What about the blue pencils? You can't leave out the blue pencils! :(

I think the OP should be a clown. Apparently there's a clown college, but they're very picky about who they let in. They don't accept many applicants. It's harder to get into clown college then it is to get into med school!

I should have been a clown. I love the shoes!

How about geriatric burger flipper?

Adult diaper tester?

Dog food taster?

Road kill clean-up crew leader?

Human medical experiment?

Couch potato

Chief Bed pan scrubber

How about a Snuggie tester?

Mattress tester :D

How about the guy that smells peoples shoes and armpits for odor control research.

I'm an expert at picking up what the dogs have left in the yard!

Beer tester. That's my dream job! :)

In all serious though, what might be career aspirations that you might have, rezarta? If you list them, I'm sure there will be those of us willing to come along to make suggestions to you as to how you might make improvements to them

Thanks!

Shark Repellent tester

shark repellent tester

Roflmbo!!

Video game beta tester.

Poison tester for the King. :)

Boobie washer , heck I'd do that for free :D