What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. '

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower? ' Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it? ' And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.

Lmao

That is great, I actually just typed that one out in a text message so I could forward it on.

That is my wife's favorite "flower" too.

We're partial to Martha White, but that's a "Suthern Thang."

It took him long enough to learn not to get self-rising. I can wait for the Black Roses. :)

Hi, KeepItSimpleStupid!

Oh, how I love surprise endings! :)

Thanks!