What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost bite.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

Why does Santa slide down chimneys?
Because it soots him.

Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.

Thanks for the smile (and the groan). :)

Nice Clough :)

:: holding nose ::

Great stuff, Clough!

I smiled and groaned, thought they were cute:)

I know, they're kind of lame... But, kids should like them!

Do you like my Christmas colors, though? :)

Thanks!

Sure do Clough! :)

It must have taken quite some time to set all up!

Easy to read and understand Clough, thanks for that.

Easy to read and understand Clough, thanks for that.

I thought that you might appreciate something easy and light considering the "heavy" things you have to go through everyday, Stringer!

I'm not sure that I understand all of the "groaners", though... :confused:

The coloring part was what I really enjoyed! :D

Thanks!

I thought that you might appreciate something easy and light considering the "heavy" things you have to go through everyday, Stringer!

I'm not sure that I understand all of the "groaners", though... :confused:

The coloring part was what I really enjoyed! :D

Thanks!

Yes, looked great! A bit too much red (I think), can't see that color (or green for that matter).

Should you ask how I knew there was red there... I made an assumption... red=Christmas?

Wait 'till you see my next Christmas joke thread! I don't know if I'll get away with it...

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Wait 'till you see my next Christmas joke thread! I don't know if I'll get away with it...

Thanks!

Go for it... wth right?

With right? :confused:

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With right?? :confused:

Thanks!

Nope... What the h*ll (wth) :)

Night now, sleepy.

It's posted.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/dirty-christmas-jokes-427194.html

Thanks!