shihouzhuge
Dec 5, 2009, 10:03 PM
Hi, everyone! I am not sure whether this thread would be allowed to start here or not, and I don't know what you would think about this thread. In the internet of China, Some threads liked this one were allowed to start everywhere, but I don't know the rules here. If some contents of this thread were not proper, I hope the moderator could tell me and delete it.Thanks! Just for fun, no offense!
A lady spent 20,000$ in losing her weight, and she made it. On her way back home, she bought a piece of newspaper and asked the boss to guess what her age was. The boss guessed she was 23. The lady was so happy and told the boss she was 37 years old. Then, she went to MacDonald and asked the same question to a shopgirl, and the shopgirl guessed the lady was 21. The lady was very happy and told the shopgirl she was 37 years old.
When the lady was waiting for the bus, she couldn't help asking an old man behind her to guess her age. "I am 78 years old, and I couldn't see something clearly, however, I could know a lady's age in a special way when I was young." The old man said.
The lady was curious about the special way and asked the old man how to do that. The old man said,"If I am allowed to touch your breast, I could know your age.".
About 30 seconds later, the old man was allowed to touch the lady's breast. The old man touched the lady's breast carefully, about few minutes later, the old man told the lady that she was 37 years old!
The lady admired the old man and asked him if he could tell her how to know her age. The old man said to her, "............".
Hey, guys, if you want to know what the old man said, just show me your answer here, and I would give you all the answer if there're many members want to know what the old man said.
A lady spent 20,000$ in losing her weight, and she made it. On her way back home, she bought a piece of newspaper and asked the boss to guess what her age was. The boss guessed she was 23. The lady was so happy and told the boss she was 37 years old. Then, she went to MacDonald and asked the same question to a shopgirl, and the shopgirl guessed the lady was 21. The lady was very happy and told the shopgirl she was 37 years old.
When the lady was waiting for the bus, she couldn't help asking an old man behind her to guess her age. "I am 78 years old, and I couldn't see something clearly, however, I could know a lady's age in a special way when I was young." The old man said.
The lady was curious about the special way and asked the old man how to do that. The old man said,"If I am allowed to touch your breast, I could know your age.".
About 30 seconds later, the old man was allowed to touch the lady's breast. The old man touched the lady's breast carefully, about few minutes later, the old man told the lady that she was 37 years old!
The lady admired the old man and asked him if he could tell her how to know her age. The old man said to her, "............".
Hey, guys, if you want to know what the old man said, just show me your answer here, and I would give you all the answer if there're many members want to know what the old man said.