A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Aww.

Aww.

Let me rephrase that - Owwww.

Are you on 'The Old Man Joke' websight?

Those are very good ones Rich! :)

Nice one