Welcome family, friends and unknown passengers. You have now bought yourself a one way ticket to view the world.

Please welcome our new employee kc, he will be our bus driver. His partner JLo will guide the tour.

We have red and sunny who will be seated at the front of the bus. Just because... shot gun... always. They serve as our ticket takers. They can refuse a rider at any given time.

Adam and bear are our ride on mechanics. Should you see a problem with the bus or you have concerns please feel free to voice it to the two of them. At random times we will be stopping for routine oil and lube jobs. When the need arises.

If you have a medical need you will find Zoe and Shaz in the back. Should the driving make you sickly please use the nurse services.

Again, please enjoy the ride. We will be making many stops around the world.

Our first stop is... Chicago.

Well, Marking my territory for now.

I'm a passenger!

Chicago.. stringer country...

Watch out for the bandits!

Hey did anyone notice that the ad is about a bus... yutong bus... :rolleyes:

Sweet bus sunny...

Lucky we 'found' that bag of money!

I feel all cliff richard in summer holiday.

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Welcome to Chicago. We are making a quick stop to pick up Stringer … Oh, here he comes now, wearing knickers. Interesting choice – we ask that you put a shirt on though. Birthday suits will be on display later.

And now for the tour …. Chicago is a world-class city of unsurpassed beauty, attracting visitors from around the nation and the world. Located on the shores of Lake Michigan in the heart of the Midwest, Chicago is home to the Blues, top sports teams, an internationally-renowned symphony orchestra, spectacular live theater, celebrated architecture, thousands of restaurants, and world-class museums and shops. Chicago will also be scene one in the upcoming movie, yet to be named but something about birthday suits could be in the title.

Woop woop woop... wheres calamity?

Oh the windy city is mighty pretty but they isn't got what we got... naky people!

Well, Marking my territory for now.

Adam, we get you castle-trained and now we have to get you bus-trained. :rolleyes:

Someone posted about 'outsiders' coming into the skin lightening thread... I guess that would be me,it was a relationship/self esteam issue...

Think I will just go and be E.T and post a response.

Good one Cat! :p

Already at Chicago?

Thank you all for signing up for our famed Chicago Red Light District Sex Tour. PLEASE TOUR CHICAGO’S RED-LIGHT DISTRICT WITH YOUR PANTS STILL ON. We will start with Chicago’s old Playboy Club.

On February 29, 1960, an event took place in Chicago that galvanized the entertainment industry. That was the night the Chicago Playboy Club -- the first of what would ultimately become a collection of 40 clubs, hotels and resorts around the world -- opened its doors at 116 East Walton Street, just off Michigan Avenue.

Please watch your step as you exit the bus. Sunny and Red will be serving your favorite drinks at the bar


(I may be taking this theme too seriously. Too much time on my hands. :p )

No, it's okay JLo, I like the tour :) I'm visiting :p

By the way, who's Oliver D Rode? :confused:

No, it's okay JLo, I like the tour :) I'm visiting :p

By the way, who's Oliver D Rode? :confused:

Excellent question, Unknown. I believe that is Sunny's joke about my driving - as in All Over the Road. :cool:

I am usually a much better driver, but the men on this tour are so distracting.

Beer for you,beer for you.. we only packed beer!

j-lo,I can't wait until we get to other places to see what you come up with,you can plan the route.

Lol! Don't you dare pick one so soon!! I don't want to 'see' you in a hospital bed in the next 150 years! :eek:

Lots of creative stuff in here. You guys are truly amazing.

Undeterred by the Windy City's bone-chilling temperatures that Leap Year night, Playboy keyholders and their guests lined up around the block, waiting patiently for admission to what Newsweek would later call a "Disneyland for adults." Its attractions: Food, drink, entertainment and, most especially, the Playboy Bunnies. In celebration, the Playboy Cyber Club today presents a re-launch of that renowned night. Acting as Playboy Bunnies, we now ask that Zoe, Shaz, Cat, Sunny and Red don your outfits. I will sit at the bar with the men while you prepare. :D

Edit - Alty, you too get to be a Playboy Bunny.

Undeterred by the Windy City’s bone-chilling temperatures that Leap Year night, Playboy keyholders and their guests lined up around the block, waiting patiently for admission to what Newsweek would later call a "Disneyland for adults." Its attractions: Food, drink, entertainment and, most especially, the Playboy Bunnies. In celebration, the Playboy Cyber Club today presents a re-launch of that renowned night. Acting as Playboy Bunnies, we now ask that Zoe, Shaz, Cat, Sunny and Red don your outfits. I will sit at the bar with the men while you prepare. :D

Can I buy you a drink? :cool:

Can I buy you a drink? :cool:

Why, thank you. I'd love a drink. It improves my driving skills.

Why, thank you. I'd love a drink. It improves my driving skills.

Nah... you won't be driving! Just relax and meet the tigger on the dance floor :D

I love Chicago... oops there goes my hat,sure is windy here :)
Can we go see Oprah? Please!

Hi Arty! :)

Hi Arty! :)

Howdy.. watch out for the bus driver,she is tipping a few :eek:

Oh, you're right! :eek:

JLo, don't drive for the next 5 hours or so... until the alcohol is removed from your blood system.

Oh, you're right! :eek:

JLo, don't drive for the next 5 hours or so... until the alcohol is removed from your blood system.

Flirting with the mechanics,giving the tour and driving,that's a lot of work for one lady.
I think we should pull over at the Marriott... my treat for the night :)

Do you have room assignments already made Arty ;)

Well, you're more experienced than me Arty.

Heard that JLo, you're done for the night!

Speaking of which I'll be disconnecting soon (internet limitations)

Flirting with the mechanics,giving the tour and driving,thats a lot of work for one lady.
I think we should pull over at the Marriott...my treat for the night :)

Flirting with the mechanics? Me? We are just dancing... :D I've been relieved of my driving duties, though. Drinking and driving do not mix.

Flirting with the mechanics? Me? We are just dancing ... :D I've been relieved of my driving duties, though. Drinking and driving do not mix.

Let's be honest, if I were on the bus you wouldn't have two free hands available to drive... just saying :cool: :D May have to change your username to "Just Touching"

Do you have room assignments already made Arty ;)

You can choose your bunk mates... :D
I know who I am going to choose...
Johnny Depp is on the bus right :rolleyes:

Oh I love you guys!
JLo you have me freaking cracking up!
Good jobs!

Oh I love you guys!
JLo you have me freaking cracking up!
Good jobs!

Hay Sunny did you get my ticket ?
No,that's because I snuck on the bus :rolleyes:
Can I stay?:confused:

Hay Sunny did you get my ticket ?
No,thats because I snuck on the bus :rolleyes:
Can I stay?:confused:

GASP! You you you did not sneak on the bus! Let me consult with red. I think there will be punishment for this.

Ah, now that Sunny's back, let's confirm the question as to who or what is Oliver D Rode..

GASP! You you you did not sneak on the bus! Let me consult with red. I think there will be punishment for this.

She has to be the first one in her birthday suit! That will get the ball rolling.

Ah, now that Sunny's back, let's confirm the question as to who or what is Oliver D Rode..

I know I am right... want to make a friendly bet?

The mechanics are going on strike. We have formed a union and demand more favorable wages... other forms of payment may be accepted on a case by case basis... :cool:

She has to be the first one in her birthday suit! That will get the ball rolling.

Honey my Birthday suit is nearly 56 years old ,believe me that would be punishing you guys :D

Ah, now that Sunny's back, let's confirm the question as to who or what is Oliver D Rode..

Yep they were right unky, say it fast "all over de(the) road"

The mechanics are going on strike. We have formed a union and demand more favorable wages...other forms of payment may be accepted on a case by case basis...:cool:

SUNNY - We have a troublemaker here. Punishment is needed. We might have to get together on this one.

Honey my Birthday suit is nearly 56 years old ,believe me that would be punishing you guys :D

Oh really
Well you were looking for a free ride. So five miles for you in your birthday suit. Passengers above your heads you will find sleep masks, please use them temporarily.

SUNNY - We have a troublemaker here. Punishment is needed. We might have to get together on this one.

Indeed...

JLo ssshhhh here passing you up a drink...

Hopefully no one will notice. Need to drink since artsy is nekked... whooo hoooo artsy is naked.

Oh really
Well you were looking for a free ride. So five miles for you in your birthday suit. Passengers above your heads you will find sleep masks, please use them temporarily.

Really ,why punish the whole crowd for one bad apple ? That's funny!:p

Really ,why punish the whole crowd for one bad apple ? Thats funny!:p

Its only five miles honey. Then I will take your ticket. Until then, enjoy the breeze...

Oh really
Well you were looking for a free ride. So five miles for you in your birthday suit. Passengers above your heads you will find sleep masks, please use them temporarily.

KC is peeking.

Oh, I get it right now, lol! Ol'over'de'rode sigh... those english accents I barely have contact with!

Ok, I have to watch and listen to BBC more often...

KC is peeing.

Oh for crying out loud kc you couldn't ask us to pull over!

Oh for crying out loud kc you couldnt ask us to pull over!

:o

Wonder where you got this whole editing posts thing... :rolleyes:

Oh, I get it right now, lol! Ol'over'de'rode sigh... those english accents I barely have contact with!

Ok, I have to watch and listen to BBC more often...

Seriously unky catch up to us. Your making me laugh so hard right now. All this time later... bang you get it.

I love Labatts ! Give me enough and I'll break out my pole and do a little dance for you all ! :)

Oh for crying out loud kc you couldnt ask us to pull over!

He's doing other things, too. :eek:

:o

Wonder where you got this whole editing posts thing...:rolleyes:

Back to bite you right in the arse! Ha! Got you.

He's doing other things, too. :eek:

I know you aren't complaining...

I love Labatts ! Give me enough and I'll break out my pole and do a little dance for ya all ! :)

KC has the pole.

KC has the pole.

Wow... so many ways to take this :D

I love Labatts ! Give me enough and I'll break out my pole and do a little dance for ya all ! :)

Settle down your still naked!

KC is peeking.

KC just poked out his eyes :eek:

OK artsy get your clothes on.
JLo get off the pole. He has some work to do! Leave him to it. Whatever it may be.

OK artsy get your clothes on.
JLo get off the pole. He has some work to do! Leave him to it. Whatever it may be.

I'm jumping in the hot tub. Last one in is a rotten egg!

These seats are not very naked friendly... kind of sticking to them... eewww,what is that!
Its stuck to artsy's bum.

I'm jumping in the hot tub. Last one in is a rotten egg!

J-LO... thats not a hot tub,it's the portaloo!

these seats are not very naked friendly...kind of sticking to them.....eewww,what is that!
its stuck to artsy's bum.

Your not naked are you?

Your not naked are you?

God no!

I borrowed justy's body... nice bottom going on there sunny.

Hm... is your bum still with Stringer Red?

chicago..stringer country...

watch out for the bandits!

:(

Hm... is your bum still with Stringer Red?

Afraid so unky,hence my reason for taking justys, well borrowing.. I have half of kc's,but his bum was too hairy.

Glad that you're coming to Chicago first, Aaaah there will be a price for guided tours... since I am NOT on the bus... :(

Ok, I have to go now. Cya all!:

Glad that you're coming to Chicago first, Aaaah there will be a price for guided tours...since I am NOT on the bus................:(

Well duh, you just need to buy a ticket, a beer each for red and I will do that. Present the tickets to us and bang your on the bus. Don't sneak on or it's a five mile ride in your bithday suit.

Bye unky. Nice to have you back.

Ok, I have to go now. Cya all!:

By Unky! We will keep your seat warm.

Wonder if j-lo realises she hot tubbing in the portaloo!

We need to install a shower!
I'm sure adam would whip us up one.

Bye, Unky. :)

Yes, where is that adam? I know he is still working he is on my schedule.

We need a shower boys! With all this naked sweaty-ness I want to see a shower.

Id love a power shower... the one I have is like standing under a light spray... a shower with pore cleaning power!

A shower that cleans your DNA,and makes you lighter and brighter and rich!

OK artsy get your clothes on.
JLo get off the pole. He has some work to do! Leave him to it. Whatever it may be.

Thank-you! Its cold in here :)
Hay Jlo,whose pole are you on mine or KC's? Its hard to tell ;)

these seats are not very naked friendly...kind of sticking to them.....eewww,what is that!
its stuck to artsy's bum.

Its my ticket! I found it! :eek: Here you go Sunny,a nice ticket for you!;)

Ok, I have to go now. Cya all!:

See you later unky,I have to go too.Time to start hubbys dinner :)

See you later unky,I have to go too.Time to start hubbys dinner :)

See you later.

Its my ticket! I found it! :eek: Here you go Sunny,a nice ticket for you!;)

Eww its wet, that's butt sweat! Red you can hold this one.

Them,thanks for that sunny,I just put it with the rest of the sweaty bus stubbs...

How did I get this job again?

Oh yeah.. you gave it to me!

Waiting on the perks sunny!

That was "sweaty butt stub" lmao

Perks would be shot gun.
In good with the driver.
The cooler I have full under our seats no one knows of.
Able to choose the next destination at any given time.
The power to make people get naked and ride five miles. Is that a perk?

Jeez red, I don't see any perks.

Sunny!

The driver can't drive,
The cooler is full of beer,that's all we packed and were handing out freebies,
And the place is over run with naked sweaty people!!

WHAT WERE WE THINKING!

sunny!!

the driver can't drive,
the cooler is full of beer,thats all we packed and were handing out freebies,
and the place is over run with naked sweaty people!!!

WHAT WERE WE THINKING!

OK honey. I have this under control. Our cooler never empties. Remember the bottomless bottle we had in the castle? Same thing applies here.

Wooup (sunny whistles) all right all you free loaders, you did your time jumping on the bus for free. Line up, fully clothed, give us your tickets, sit down and shut up. Your stinking up the ride.

Driver, move on.

Oh bloody hell, the drivers gone awol... whos driving the bus?

Oh, were parked up outside stringers house... nice bushes you have there stringer... wonder if we could nip in and use the loo sunny. do a little breaking and entering?

SUNNY, the shed the shed, my ar*se and salador are in stingers shed!

Were outside his house!

SUNNY, the shed the shed, my ar*se and salador are in stingers shed!!

were outside his house!!

Gasp!
Shhh... let the others go in visiting. We stay behind. Oh that sweet Marta will serve them up snacks and we are free to get in to the shed.
Wait, isn't Stringer on the bus?

OK honey. I have this under control. Our cooler never empties. Remember the bottomless bottle we had in the castle? Same thing applies here.

wooup (sunny whistles) all right all you free loaders, you did your time jumping on the bus for free. Line up, fully clothed, give us your tickets, sit down and shut up. Your stinking up the ride.
Driver, move on.


I think that's me. :o

He's asleep,naked asleep... hove to do something about those rules...

Okay,we need..

A shovel

Heavy duty black sacks

A decoy

Nice black outfits..

That's it we ready to go...

Tip toe tip toe into stingers shed we go...

Oh hello bottom,I have missed you...

And look sunny... SALAVDOR... the holy grail of amhd.

Shush j-lo... come with us,we'll explain later,
We need your finger prints.

shush j-lo.....come with us,we'll explain later,
we need your finger prints.

This doesn't sound so good.
Can't we use someone else's fingerprints?

oh bloody hell, the drivers gone awol...whos driving the bus??

oh, were parked up outside stringers house...nice bushes you have there stringer....wonder if we could nip in and use the loo sunny., do a little breaking and entering?

I'll have to turn off the security program, alert the guards, and tie up the pit bulls... and disarm the machine guns...

But I will keep the napalm ready... :eek::D:rolleyes:

There is so much security in place... I have no worries, especially since Red's butt and Suzy are hidden. On top of that, Suzy is very happy AND she will scream loudly if touched by anyone other than me... :):)

sunny, the shed the shed, my ar*se and salador are in stingers shed!!

Were outside his house!!

I have no shed!

I'll have to turn off the security program, alert the guards, and tie up the pit bulls........and disarm the machine guns.....

I don't believe it!

You knew!

How could you have known?

Foiled again.

I'll have to turn off the security program, alert the guards, and tie up the pit bulls........and disarm the machine guns.....

Oh go in the house dear. You have company.

i have no shed!

If I have to go back and trawl through posts to find the 'shed' I will!

You nailed me to it,you keep your car in it,and salador on the wall...

Weep weep weep.

This doesn't sound so good.
Can't we use someone else's fingerprints?

Hmmmmm, scapegoat comes to mind J-Lo :)

Hmmmmm, scapegoat comes to my J-Lo :)

What,scapegoat, what, never... ever ever.. ok maybe a little... but j-lo,its salador,and you could share the glory,I just can't face the gators again..

Hang on, there's no gators here... weep weep weep...

Sunny help me.

if i have to go back and trawl through posts to find the 'shed' i will!

you nailed me to it,you keep your car in it,and salador on the wall...

weep weep weep.

Yes, she is... along with motion detectors in the floor, electrically charged items which includes Suzy AND the BUTT ! :D:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yes, she is...along with motion detectors in the floor, electrically charged items which includes Suzy AND the BUTT ! :D:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Funny.

Yes, she is...along with motion detectors in the floor, electrically charged items which includes Suzy AND the BUTT ! :D:rolleyes::rolleyes:


EDIT:::::::::::::::::: >>>>>> Yep the gators needed someplace to live... and they are hungry my dear, very hungry... ::::::SNAP !:::::::

Oh bugger I'm late,back in a bit.

'it that a pond I see"

EDIT:::::::::::::::::: >>>>>> Yep the gators neede someplace to live....and they are hungry my dear, very hungry...........::::::SNAP !:::::::

If I had an ar*e, id run.

Without an ar*se I'm dead meat.

if i had an ar*e, id run.

without an ar*se im dead meat.

I don't know Red... your butt up there on my wall beside Suzy is a prized possession, I show it to all my guests...

They do ask a lot of questions though... :p:rolleyes:

Let me know if y'all have any stops my way so I can take a trip too... :o

Nikos where have you been? I haven't talked to you in a long time... some would say you have been avoiding me... :mad:

Let me know if y'all have any stops my way so I can take a trip too... :o

Hop on baby! Take a ride on the crazy train.

Nikos where have you been? I haven't talked to you in a long time...some would say you have been avoiding me...:mad:

Kc dear, things have been a bit hectic at work so I haven't had a lot of time during the day to socialize but I've missed you all lots. :) I've mostly been checking in on the Insurance threads and sneaking out... plus I've been on FB toooo much!

Hop on baby! Take a ride on the crazy train.

Thanks for the invite; I need an escape!

Thanks for the invite; I need an escape!

Hang on tight.
The driver gets out of control.
But we are now in Chicago at Stringers house. Red is being naughty again.

Hop on baby! Take a ride on the crazy train.

Bus... bus.

Hang on tight.
The driver gets out of control.
But we are now in Chicago at Stringers house. Red is being naughty again.

Who is the driver?

Who is the driver?

You are. :D

You are. :D

I got replaced for drinking on the job. We need to find someone who does not drink. I'll happily remain the tour guide, though I may want guest guides as we travel to new cities. :)

I'm not a drinker but I'm not here enough to be the driver. :(

Wake up sleepyheads. Places to go, people to see, things to do. Or is it places to go, people to do. I always get that confused. :)

Wake up sleepyheads. Places to go, people to see, things to do. Or is it places to go, people to do. I also get that confused. :)

Dirty mind at 5:50am: CHECK :rolleyes:

Hey guys,you could'nt swing by where I work and pick me up?

So busy today...

If you have a medical need you will find Zoe and Shaz in the back. Should the driving make you sickly please use the nurse services.

Mwahahahahaha

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss88/Demerson/_Nurse_by_unse.jpg

hey guys,you could'nt swing by where i work and pick me up?

so busy today....

Well, when you put it that way, we'll be right there. :D

Uhhh, Shaz, I'm feeling fine. Really. :confused:

Shaz, that was not a picture I needed to see. :rolleyes:

No-ones going to get sick on the bus now are they :D

OK JLo your totally fine to drive. When you feel the need for a drink we pull over. Or you can pass up your driving duties and just sit with red and I and be the tour guide.

Shaz I will never be sick again, I swear!

OK JLo your totally fine to drive. When you feel the need for a drink we pull over. Or you can pass up your driving duties and just sit with red and I and be the tour guide.

Shaz I will never be sick again, I swear!

Can I sit in the middle?

I'll drive the bus. I like to be in control anyway... :cool: Put your seat belts on!

What is going on everyone?

I would catch up but I'm not feeling up to it.

What is going on everyone?

I would catch up but I'm not feeling up to it.

Red is busy.

Sunny wants me to sit next to her.

KC likes to be in control.

Shaz is crazy.

I have a dirty mind at 5:50 in the morning.

Can I sit in the middle?

Not a problem.

Red is busy.

Sunny wants me to sit next to her. Check

KC likes to be in control. Big time Check

Shaz is crazy. CHECK

I have a dirty mind at 5:50 in the morning. Major CHECK

:cool:

Red is busy.

Sunny wants me to sit next to her.

KC likes to be in control.

Shaz is crazy.

I have a dirty mind at 5:50 in the morning.

And Cat is praying she doesn't get sick or injured while on the bus.

Aww thanks J-Lo, you recognised my talent :D

And what the heck are you doing up at 5:50 :eek:

And Cat is praying she doesn't get sick or injured while on the bus.

Aww come on, it's just ketchup... promise :cool:

Aww come on, it's just ketchup... promise :cool:

Then I am not eating on the bus either.

Aww thanks J-Lo, you recognised my talent :D

And what the heck are you doing up at 5:50 :eek:

Good question. I'll be back asleep soon. :)

Then I am not eating on the bus either.

Would you prefer whipped cream and strawberry sauce?
I'll give you and Cats some supplies and you can use the special room in the back of the bus...

Wait..
WRONG THREAD :eek:

Would you prefer whipped cream and strawberry sauce?
I'll give you and Cats some supplies and you can use the special room in the back of the bus...

wait..
WRONG THREAD :eek:

Yeah, it belongs in the horror movie thread. "Helpful" nurse, supplies, couple, back of bus... when do the zombies attack? :eek:

Haha hey that was supposed to be sexy not scary :p

Haha hey that was supposed to be sexy not scary :p

Then you didn't look at the 'nurse'. :D

Eddie are you sure this is the right bus stop? Yea, it sez it right here in the brochure.

Okay, were you able to get the right ducats? I think so, the scalper promised me good seats.

Better be, I don't want to be sitting on my bare tush. The scalper!! boy this is going to be good.
Don't worry, remember last years series?
Yea I remember, it was easier to get the beers when the blimp passed by.

I wonder what's takin' so long for the bus to show? might be the bad weather, they're callin for wet snow tonite

Okay, but lets go stand over there, its starting to rain harder. What'd you bring in the cooler?
I got a little of everything, Guinness, Fosters, Hinnie, Labatt's, Mick XXX, Scotch, cigars, cards, name your poison.

Hmmm... gimme a stout, an a scotch... an I have one of those cubans!

Okay, ya wanna play some pinochle while we wait?
Mites well, you sure you can afford it?
are you sure you can?

Deal!

Uhhh... hi? Anyone? Where are all the passengers of the bus? And who's that awful sleeping nurse with the litter all around and bloody burger in her mouth :confused:

Hey unky,shaz is the medic on board, looks like the cats gor to her though.

Hey KULX,got any budweiser on your person, have had a long day, I learned a lot,I'm older budweiser!

Ba dum dum ba! ( meant to be drums) I'm tried.

An Irish girl drinking Budweiser... never thought I would see the day.

That 'nurse' seems to have rather abuse of hamburgers, in my opinion :rolleyes: :D

Hey KUXJ,

Glad you signed up. I hope your cooler includes some tomatoes. We haven't eaten in two days – plus Shaz can use any leftovers for makeup. Once you are on the bus, the only cards allowed are poker … and you can guess what kind. Coming from Reno, I've played my fair share of poker – sorry guys, I won't be losing my clothes. :D

Hey KUXJ,

Glad you signed up. I hope your cooler includes some tomatoes. We haven’t eaten in two days – plus Shaz can use any leftovers for makeup. Once you are on the bus, the only cards allowed is poker … and you can guess what kind. Coming from Reno, I’ve played my fair share of poker – sorry guys, I won’t be losing my clothes. :D

Nice try at bluffing :cool:

Nice try at bluffing :cool:

Clearly I meant while playing poker. ;)

Speaking of tomatoes, the largest I've ever seen (was very sweet to the taste too!) was called a 'Tomate Russe' (litterally translating to 'Russian Tomato'). It was about 25cm of diametre or so if I remember well :)

I cut my teeth on budweiser,my first drink,I'm partial to bacardi but need plenty of cover before I drink it, I call my eldest daughter my bacardi baby!

Can't play poker,but ill make the sandwiches, what have we got.. right leftover make up sandwiches it is!~

Add a little bit of this stuff,and this fuzzy stuff and no one will know the difference...

Speaking of tomatoes, the largest I've ever seen (was very sweet to the taste too!) was called a 'Tomate Russe' (litterally translating to 'Russian Tomato'). It was about 25cm of diametre or so if I remember well :)

Wow. That is one big tomato.



cant play poker..

That's okay. You can play. There can only be one winner, and that will be me. :)

Wow. That is one big ... tomato.



That's okay. You can play. There can only be one winner, and that will be me. :)

Winner meaning you will be naked at the end of the game? I agree with you. :D

Winner meaning you will be naked at the end of the game? I agree with you. :D

Clearly you don't know how to play either. You and Red both need to play. :cool:

Clearly you don't know how to play either. You and Red both need to play. :cool:


I can play snap... ill beat the pants of you in snap kc!

I'm the snap queen, you might as well just get naky now and save yourself the time.

Hello?

Hello?

I suppose you need another recap. :rolleyes:

Recap: JLo is naked, and Red is saying she can beat me in "snap" in order to get me naked.

I actually read this time. I was bored. I am taking a hunters education course online and doing it whil working so it is taking a lot of time.

Recap: JLo is naked, and Red is saying she can beat me in "snap" in order to get me naked.

I thought all she had to do was snap. :confused:

I'm lost.

Hey adam.

I'm not snappy,I'm bendy.

Well, you need to teach me that 'snap' game of yours one of those days...

And the tomato, JLo, was from France :)

For crying out loud I leave for a second and your all naked and gambling. This is a tour bus dam it! Get dressed you floozys.

Well, I'm all dressed Sunny :)

Not too mention all the speeding /parking tickets we got!

What's in the kitty?

Do we have a kitty?


Did we pack scapegoats sunny?

OH Unky I knew I could count on you.

Kitty? Uh... red... could you look around? There are plenty kitties. Well, I mean, OK you meant... oh forget it!

Well, I'm all dressed Sunny :)

I'm dressed, too. I won the game. KC is just using his imagination. :)

I'm dressed, too. I won the game. KC is just using his imagination. :)

Good girl.

The kitty will be our empties. There are certainly plenty I see.

Now where is our next stop? We did Chicago well. Hmm... any takers or do I pick?

Money.. chedder.. euros, dollars,currency of some discription!

I think were all hungry.. whos lives close by,time for a fridge raid!

Lets go up the mountains,go fishing,shoot deer,build a fire and a spit.

I'm un-dressed, too. I won the game. KC is just using his imagination. :)

:eek:

Just type Cute Cats in the search toolbar, Red, you'll most probably run into a thread in the cats forum, started by a member called 'none' and some numbers where members have been posting pictures of many cats and kittens, including me :)

Just type Cute Cats in the search toolbar, Red, you'll most probably run into a thread in the cats forum, started by a member called 'none' and some numbers where members have been posting pictures of many cats and kittens, including me :)


Hey uky, I was not clear,a kitty, is a slang term for a money jar for household expenses,or nic knacks.

lets go up the mountains,go fishing,shoot deer,build a fire and a spit.

Sunshine we are coming to my town! I have hit more deer with my car then men shoot in a life time. We have world carp tourneys here. I can build a fire that will make you sweat a mile away.

Good girl.

The kitty will be our empties. There are certainly plenty I see.

Now where is our next stop? We did Chicago well. Hmm...any takers or do I pick?

Maybe North Carolina - we can raid Cat and Cats house, and visit NM. I also have relatives there that we can sponge off. :)

Maybe North Carolina - we can raid Cat and Cats house, and visit NM. I also have relatives there that we can sponge off of. :)

Or New York. :o

I say we do a proper tour of the Midwest first, before heading off to the East Coast.

OK..

Rock

Paper.

Sissors.

OK I picked Chicago first. So now I am it and I want kc to pick our next stop, him being it he will choose who chooses the next stop... am I clear? I am so confused.

Lol! You and your slang!! :eek:

Last year, I discovered "pulling the leg of someone". Before, I was thinking of what the hell!

Now, kitty - money jar for expenses!

I just don't understand the relationship between the two... what a language it is, that english!

I say we do a proper tour of the Midwest first, before heading off to the East Coast.

I suppose that includes a visit to Kansas City... well, you do know all the watering holes. :)

OK I picked Chicago first. So now I am it and I want kc to pick our next stop, him being it he will choose who chooses the next stop.....am I clear? I am so confused.

:confused:

So KC it is... get ready to eat some delicious food!

I suppose that includes a visit to Kansas City ... well, you do know all the watering holes. :)

We will have to avoid a few :o

First stop is the Plaza baby!

So I guess were not in Kansas now.. sup toto.

We will have to avoid a few :o

No, let's hit those first!


Unky - watering holes = bars (I thought I'd use a math equation, just for you. :) )

We will have to avoid a few :o

Hell no we will raid 'em with our bus and have a good time! Dancing on the bar in Kansas City. Is that where we are going? Can we make a pee stop?

No, let's hit those first!


Unky - watering holes = bars I thought I'd use a math equation, just for you. :)

Aww JLo we think alike. I think kc has something to hide.

Well since we are in chicago, we can stop by Indiana. My good ol home town. Swing on down to Bedford.

aww JLo we think alike. I think kc has something to hide.

I bet it has something to do with a woman. :cool:


so i guess were not in kansas now..sup toto.

Kansas City, MISSOURI ... not Kansas City, Kansas :)

JLo we all know you are the only woman for me... :cool:

I bet it has something to do with a woman. :cool:



Kansas City, MISSOURI ... not Kansas City, Kansas :)


Its not the same then,I wondered why there was a plaza in a corn field.

JLo we all know you are the only woman for me...:cool:

I'm melting...


Unky - That's from the Wizard of Oz. Just trying to help you out here. :)

JLo we all know you are the only woman for me...:cool:

Ya just want to take her to the church since we are in town?

Unky, you and me both!

I was looking for a scarecrow in the picture.

its not the same then,i wondered why there was a plaza in a corn field.

It surprises a lot of people that there is actually a city that resides in both Kansas and Missouri.

Ya just want to take her to the church since we are in town?

Figured we could take care of that once we hit Vegas :cool:

The wizard of oz has a lot to answer for.

Ya just want to take her to the church since we are in town?

According to the Relationships board, we need to know each other for 2 years first. :D

Thanks JLo, I would never have figured them out :p

Thanks for the recent greenie Red! I keep answering, answering, and I only get 1 out of 50 being rated... :(

In the relationships forum, you get by dozens!

Maybe North Carolina - we can raid Cat and Cats house, and visit NM. I also have relatives there that we can sponge off of. :)

I baked soda bread last night so I can offer everybody a slice. :)

I did have strawberry preserves, but Shaz got into them. :(

According to the Relationships board, we need to know each other for 2 years first. :D

Good catch. We almost became a statistic.

Thanks JLo, I would never have figured them out :p

Thanks for the recent greenie Red! I keep answering, answering, and I only get 1 out of 50 being rated... :(

In the relationships forum, you get by dozens!!

I owe you. I'll go give you a greenie. :D

Good catch. We almost became a statistic.

Or another post. Tal would have had your hide. Now, instead, it belongs to...

Or another post. Tal would have had your hide. Now, instead, it belongs to ...

:rolleyes:

Thanks JLo! :D

Adam, kc was it to pick our next stop. We will be in your town soon enough. Oh and you will know it for sure!

Thanks JLo! :D

Check it out. I laid it on thick, but it's true. :D

Whoa, I'm tired! I better go to bed soon, or I'll fail my math exam tomorrow...

24 good reps to go for me, and I'll get my third green box, phew!

Check it out. I laid it on thick, but it's true. :D

Yup, just been looking, and another 'agree' appeared on my profile page :) ;)

23 to go!

I'm calling it a day... have fun there at KC's. The plaza sure is impressive! :)

Unky out

Bye unky.

So... did everyone leave?

Still here,cruising the broken hearts.

I'm still here, too - just working on some legal stuff while I watch the board. :o

I am all spent on dishing out advice on the broken hearted. I feel too bad for some of those poor people. I had to take a break from giving advice.

hey KULX,got any budweiser on your person, have had a long day, i learned a lot,im older budweiser!

ba dum dum ba!! ( meant to be drums) im tried. Sure, eddie crack one open




Hey KUXJ,

Glad you signed up. I hope your cooler includes some tomatoes. We haven’t eaten in two days – plus Shaz can use any leftovers for makeup. Once you are on the bus, the only cards allowed are poker … and you can guess what kind. Coming from Reno, I’ve played my fair share of poker – sorry guys, I won’t be losing my clothes. :DYou'd be amazed what's in there eddie's a master packer! Could you go for a BLT?



lets go up the mountains,go fishing,shoot deer,build a fire and a spit.What no pissin' contest's?




Hell no we will raid 'em with our bus and have a good time! Dancing on the bar in Kansas City. Is that where we are going? Can we make a pee stop?Just go over there an let it hang out the window, that's what I do.



I baked soda bread last night so I can offer everybody a slice. :)

I did have strawberry preserves, but Shaz got into them. :(eddie where's that Shepard's pie we made last night?



Adam, kc was it to pick our next stop. We will be in your town soon enough. Oh and you will know it for sure!Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute!. when you getting to shamokin?? It's startin' to snow here

I'm still here, too - just working on some legal stuff while I watch the board. :o

Whew... thank goodness you didn't leave :)

KUXJ could you repeat that? I didn't catch it all! Lol

Sure, eddie crack one open



You'd be amazed what's in there eddie's a master packer! Could you go for a BLT?


What no pissin' contest's?



Just go over there an let it hang out the window, that's what I do.


eddie where's that Shepard's pie we made last nite?


Wait a minute......Wait a minute......Wait a minute!!!!......when you getting to shamokin??? it's startin' to snow here

BLT and a beer - you're a lifesaver. I'm not hanging it out the window though... last time I did that - well, we don't need to go into that. :o

Shamokin? Is that a makey up place?

Hello by the way,I don't think we have been formally introduced.

I'm redhed35,pleased to meet you.

Whew...thank goodness you didn't leave :)

Awww, KC - I wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. :)

Whew...thank goodness you didn't leave :)

What am i.chopped liver?

what am i.chopped liver?

Careful - there are a lot of hungry people on this bus.

I leave for a few an I'm 5pgs behind... 6

I leave for a few an I'm 5pgs behind...........6

Whose behind are you?

Oh, and careful - Red has a thing about behinds.

shamokin? is that a makey up place?

hello by the way,i dont think we have been formally introduced.

im redhed35,pleased to meet you.And I'm KUXJ now that's outa the way start pissin

Whose behind are you?

Oh, and careful - Red has a thing about behinds.Anyone that cares enough to look... like you

A girl who lives between two house.

Elaine.

A woman who dresses windows.

Annette curtain.

A girl with one leg.

Eileen.


I need cake.

I leave for a few an I'm 5pgs behind...........6

That'll teach you for leaving. Don't let it happen again.

And I'm KUXJ now that's outa the way start pissin

I bet your ar*se I can bet you in a peeing competition,I have the bladder of a horse.

a girl who lives between two house.

elaine.

a woman who dresses windows.

annette curtain.

a girl with one leg.

eileen.


i need cake.

Honey are you drinking again? Don't do it alone, wait for me silly girl.

Honey are you drinking again? Dont do it alone, wait for me silly girl.

Its Thursday evening, I'm a part time alco,weekends only.

But sure,if you're here I might as well have a few scoups.

its thursday evening, im a part time alco,weekends only.

but sure,if your here i might as well have a few scoups.

I try to be full time.
This way I have something to retire at that I worked hard at. You know what I am saying?

Soberity is so over rated.

So is this reality stuff, I perfer the fantasy land of cute fuzzy pink killer bunnies.

That'll teach ya for leaving. Dont let it happen again.Yes Mam! I was just getting directions to shmokin for red

I agree red.

OK about this Kansas City kc?? Wow that was weird. Kansas City kc.

Yes Mam! I was just getting directions to shmokin for red

Getting directions.
You mean we don't have GPS? I don't get it. We were going to be equipped with only the best.

Red here's the map, an a little info

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_80cGISOzOds/Std3TfdqdvI/AAAAAAAABCI/VKQKVxoxhII/s800/Shamokin.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamokin,_Pennsylvaniahttp://

But before anyone can get off the bus you haveta learn Coal Speak (http://www.coalregion.com/Speak/speakA.htm)

Getting directions.
You mean we dont have GPS? I dont get it. We were going to be equipped with only the best.That's not my fault, I'm only doing what I was told

There's is a troll on the boards or a coincidence..

Guy and girl, same story.. differant threads.

I got to go for a while I'll be back in 6 pages

I gotta go for a while I'll be back in 6 pages

Catch you in 6

But before anyone can get off the bus ya'll haveta learn Coal Speak (http://www.coalregion.com/Speak/speakA.htm)

First, stop at da beer store, I need acourt.

First, stop at da beer store, I need acourt.

LMAO ha hahaaaa :D:p:p

Hey

Hey adam,I don't know where everyone is gone,you still in work?

Sunny must be camping under the table.

I'm at work right now. I am in the middle of this hunter education course online. I have been working on it for a day with many breaks and I am only half way through.

hey adam,i dont know where everyone is gone,you still in work?

sunny must be camping under the table.

I am a shoulder for a friend right now. On the phone, be back.

I'm at work right now. I am in the middle of this hunter education course online. I have been working on it for a day with many breaks and I am only half way through.

I love courses,I'm a course junkie,tell me about it.

Well, I have been around guns my whole life and been shooting them for over half of my life and own a few but I have learned so much from this course already than I thought was possible. Only another days worth and I can take the test and if I pass the test I pay $19.50 and get my license to hunt.