Ok, so one Thursday out of every month my boss goes out of town. On these Thursdays, my coworkers always play a practical joke on someone. Yesterday, it was me. They stole my keys and put a hundred live crickets in my car, which have since crawled up into my dashboard and seats. I need a really good way to get them back. Any help would be appreciated. :D

For those married co-workers whose home number you have, a lot of cheap perfume in their car air intakes followed by a phone call to their spouse enlisting the spouses' aid should do it.

Here is what you do. Empty out one of your co-workers desk drawer. Get a tarp MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO HOLES IN IT. Line the desk drawer with the tarp (trim it so it is not sticking out). Fill it with water and then put goldfish in the water close the drawer and let the fun begin. You may need to staple or tape the tarp to the drawer so it doesn't fall down and the water and fish run everywhere. OR you can copy the TV show The Office and put their stapler in a Jell-O mold.

For those married co-workers whose home number you have, a lot of cheap perfume in their car air intakes followed by a phone call to their spouse enlisting the spouses' aid should do it.

Cat's good joke but... that is one very dangerous joke to play. The wife may not believe it's a joke and it could cause some serious trouble.

I suggest, doing something like gluing everything down, like their stapler, stapler remover, pens...

Or getting a shocking mouse it's always fun. Get whole bunch of shocking stuff like pens and just shock 'em the whole day.


I suggest looking at this site.
Funny Office Pranks | Weirdomatic (http://www.weirdomatic.com/funny-office-pranks.html)

There's some good stuff.

Sarah

Cat's good joke but... that is one very dangerous joke to play. The wife may not believe it's a joke and it could cause some serious trouble.


No, the joke only works if you call the spouse to get them to go off on the co-worker. Just a stink bombed car is too lame.

Place a small box in your car with a potato cut in half in it. Just put in on the floor of your car with the doors shut. Make sure that they can climb in. The potato provides both food and water for the crickets, and they will flock to it. Check it often, and have a lid to cover it when you have caught some. Happy hunting!

Chocolate covered crickets!
Click here: Chocolate Covered Crickets 6 Pack - Candy Favorites (http://www.candyfavorites.com/Chocolate-Covered-Crickets-6-Pack-pr-1959.html)

Prank: Get some pumpkin seeds (toasted for extra crunch) and cover with melted chocolate. Form into clusters. Wait until they cool. Serve to your prankster friends and leave a printout of the "chocolate covered cricket site" with a note. "Hope you guys enjoyed the snack!!!"

Just an idea... L:)L



Now go have some fun!:D:rolleyes::p!!!

Gaffa (Duct) Tape... EVERYTHING!!

Their office equipment... wrapped in tape
Their chair... wrapped in tape
Their computer... wrapped in tape
Their desk... wrapped in tape..

EVERYTHING WRAPPED IN TAPE

MWHAHAHAHA

Lift the Toilet seat and then apply clingwrap , put down the seat and listen to the fun :cool:


YouTube - How To Wrap a Toilet Seat As a Prank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMZJsp7q4N4)