With an election coming in Canada, I remembered an old joke. When someone doesn't like any of the politicians or parties on the ballot, it is called "Electile Dysfunction". Many Canadians have this problem, so far there is no treatment.

Electile Dysfunction -Eretile Dysfuntion, what's the difference for the vocal Dysfuntion

There is none! They are Canadians after all!

(Hear that all my Canadian gal-friends? Your man is a lucky rare one, keep him!)
(Of course, I'm joking.)

There is none! They are Canadians after all!

(Hear that all my Canadian gal-friends? Your man is a lucky rare one, keep him!)
(Of course, I'm joking.)

Stand up comedian Gary Muledeer once noted that Californa bears a striking resemblance to granola.

What isn't fruits or nuts... is flakes.