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Just Dahlia
Sep 4, 2009, 05:26 PM
Did you hear the name of Ted Kennedys new lawyer team for the Chappaquitik (sp) case?
Winer
Diner
D1cker
And
Dunker
Catsmine
Sep 4, 2009, 05:32 PM
I heard that one about the time your daddy got that gleam in his eye.
I prefer my firm: Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
Just Dahlia
Sep 4, 2009, 05:52 PM
I heard it a long time ago also, but no one ever got the joke. I thought maybe now was the time. (being in the news and all)
I like yours too!:)
Just Dahlia
Sep 4, 2009, 05:56 PM
Hey! They took away part of my joke and I had to edit.
It was funnier the other way.:D
Catsmine
Sep 4, 2009, 05:58 PM
My age? I was born when Rock Around the Clock hit number one. What was playing in your L & D?
Just Dahlia
Sep 4, 2009, 06:20 PM
Bobbie Darin 'Mack the knife' and I still love that song!:D
earl237
Sep 4, 2009, 06:27 PM
Here's a few more that I heard. Bill Clinton is asking Ted for advice about the Monica Lewinsky incident and Ted says "You should have driven her home!"
A bridge with strong guardrails is being installed somewhere in Massachusetts, and people call it Kennedy proof.
Ted Kennedy triathalon, drink, drive, swim.
A new movie about the Kennedys will be made soon, Robert Deniro will gain 150 pounds to play Ted! (He gained 60 pounds for the movie Raging Bull.)
Home of Massachusetts Fatboy Senior Senator Ted Kennedy! (http://fatboy.cc/)
Catsmine
Sep 4, 2009, 06:34 PM
Check this version out
YouTube - Mack the Knife- Frank Sinatra and Jimmy Buffett (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGdwQf2a0W0&feature=related)
Just Dahlia
Sep 4, 2009, 06:44 PM
That was great, they changed the words a little, but cool. I was hoping to see it performed, but was happy with the other pics. Always had a soft spot for Dean Martin (got a little misty eyed), he is my perfect man. From the show to comedy to Matt Helm. Loved it all :D
Thanks, that was fun!
Catsmine
Sep 4, 2009, 06:53 PM
Don't forget the Frier's Club
Catsmine
Sep 5, 2009, 02:26 AM
Just Dahlia agrees: I don't remember the Friers club?
You don't remember the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts? That was the very first example of summer fill-in TV being better than what it replaced.