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1099669
Aug 27, 2009, 07:07 AM
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over 50 for Miss America?

twinkiedooter
Aug 27, 2009, 05:12 PM
Because we can't get men to fall for that baloney. What man wants to be Miss America when they can be president instead?

mygirlsdad77
Aug 27, 2009, 05:59 PM
Because you have to have at least fifty women to choose from to find a good one.

earl237
Sep 6, 2009, 03:33 PM
During the primaries there are many more candidates to choose from before one from each party gets the nomination.

Cat1864
Sep 6, 2009, 03:50 PM
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over 50 for Miss America?

Poor, Nader, McKinny and Barr... how quickly they've been forgotten. Again. :(

friend4u178
Sep 6, 2009, 05:59 PM
In an interview,
General Norman Schwarzkopf
Was asked if he thought
There was room for forgiveness
Toward the people who have harboured
And abetted the terrorists who perpetrated
The 9/11 attacks on America.

His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.


The General said, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
AMEN