Heaven is where:

The police are British,
The chefs are Italian,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are French,
And it is all organized by the Swiss

Hell is where:

The police are German,
The chefs are British,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss
And it is all organized by the Italians

Where do you find these weird jokes?

I like your hell list.

Just so you know, they have more sex in Mexico than France! ;)

What kind of sex? I'm not moving unless it's worth my while:D

Just so you know, they have more sex in Mexico than France! ;)


It's all about Quality , not quantity HH :cool:

What kind of sex? I'm not moving unless it's worth my while:D

Chris Rock from The Fifth Element - I want ALL positions!

Good one, I'm part German and I find that hilarious. Who says we have no sense of humor?