I figured I would ask a question

What is your biggest life long question in life?

Either serious or non serious.

My non serious ?

Are purple people eaters purple because they eat purple people?

My fo' real ? Is

Why me!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I really want to know.

I need proof. :)

How can some people be born with such naturally good looks?

Just isn't fair.

How can some people be born with such naturally good looks?

Just isn't fair.

I know KC, I know.

How do you know? ;)

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I really want to know.

I need proof. :)

The chicken is actually just a masterfully-devised plan by the egg to create more eggs...

The chicken is actually just a masterfully-devised plan by the egg to create more eggs....

And the egg came to be how?

If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?

Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting. Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?

How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?

As you can see, I still have questions. ;)

I always said the chicken had to come first because all babies need love.
I heard that was wrong though. :(

I always said the chicken had to come first because all babies need love.
I heard that was wrong though. :(

Makes sense to me.

Eggy babies. Hee, hee. :)

And the egg came to be how?

If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?

Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting. Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?

How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?

As you can see, I still have questions. ;)

Two birds similar to chickens laid an egg which created a mutant baby which today we call a chicken ips-facto egg came first :)

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

I can preety much guarantee that someone else in the world will have this, so yes :)
I'm guessing its sort of like Somniphobia (fear of sleeping or going to bed) which is apparently very common :)


My serious question is do you consider fish to be meat, if not why?

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

Wow that is something maybe your being cloned at night by the space aliens?:confused:
I think if you want to pick a day to be a day that lasts forever you should pick one of those ones where you are saying it is such a great day you never want it to end.

But who decided that meat came from mammals?
Fish flesh is meat.. meat is just a word,both contain protein,both came from living things..
It's the same.

but who decided that meat came from mammals?
fish flesh is meat..meat is just a word,both contain protein,both came from living things..
its the same.

Well meat is generally the muscles, and fish don't have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so I'm for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

I don't do mornings, that way I avoid that scenario. ;)

well meat is generally the muscles, and fish dont have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so im for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)

It's meat.

Isn't it under meat in the four basic food groups? :confused:

well meat is generally the muscles, and fish dont have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so im for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)

Bring on the tartar sauce..
Fish good.
Meat good.

And the egg came to be how?


The egg is, will be, and has always been.



If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?


The chicken is only used to create more eggs. The egg, itself, never needed anything from a chicken other than that. As for HOW... well, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has.



Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting.


Is it? Or is it much more than that...




Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?


Thus the true nature of life itself is to simply recreate itself...



How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?


Again, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has. However, many speculate that that no, it had no help, as the egg needs no help from anyone or anything other than itself.

Questions answered! :D


Here are some little known facts about the egg:




The egg is a lover, not a fighter... but it’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

The egg once had an awkward moment.. just to see how it felt.

When it is raining, it is because the egg is sad.

If there were an "interesting gland", the eggs's would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

The egg's shirts never wrinkle.

The egg is left-handed... and right-handed.

Even if the egg forgets to put postage on it's mail, it gets there.

The police often question the egg... just because they find it interesting.

On every continent in the world, there is an egg sandwich.

The egg's cereal never gets soggy. It just sits there, staying crispy, just for the egg.

The egg has never lost a sock.

The egg's reputation expands faster than the universe.

The egg lives vicariously through itself.


Do not underestimate the power of the egg.

I have a few questions:

•If God is so perfect why did he need humans as companions?

•Who was the first person to preform anal sex?

•As technology gets smarter, we're getting dumber; is anyone behind this, are we part of someone's plot or are we merely discovering new things?

•Why is it that a man who beats his wife can bail himself out? Why is the "Justice" system corrupt?

Sarah

The chicken is only used to create more eggs. The egg, itself, never needed anything from a chicken other than that. As for HOW... well, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has.

Are you sharing a brain with Tom? :eek:

Say it isn't so.

I'm afraid. :(

Are you sharing a brain with Tom?! :eek:

Say it isn't so.

I'm afraid. :(

Well, if Tom also believes to blindly follow the egg from here to eternity and not question it... then yes!

Well, if Tom also believes to blindly follow the egg from here to eternity and not question it... then yes!!

Well then, hello Tom. ;)

That's 10-Second-Tom to you ;)


Oh hi! I'm Tom...

That's 10-Second-Tom to you ;)


oh hi! I'm Tom...

10? I would have guessed 3 tops! :D

Okay, I may have gone too far now. :eek:

QUOTE=mudweiser I have a few questions:

•If God is so perfect why did he need humans as companions?

God is everything right? That means that God is us too. I don't think we were created as companions, but as parts of God who chose to experience, experience. God just is, all, right? He can't experience love or poverty without the lack of them. His creation is limited in a way that He is not, so that He can experience things.:rolleyes:

•Who was the first person to preform anal sex?

Sarah, you know it was some teenage boy who played stink-finger first!:p

•As technology gets smarter, we're getting dumber; is anyone behind this, are we part of someone's plot or are we merely discovering new things?

There is a plot, a circle that comes back around on itself. Humanity resists the notion that our cleverness does not move inexorably forward, in a straight line.

•Why is it that a man who beats his wife can bail himself out? Why is the "Justice" system corrupt?

That's easy. the system was designed by...Males! Is that a sexist or a realist view? Maybe it's too complicated for me to understand, hmmm.:cool:

Question: If we are what we eat, why do we eat things that are dead?

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo?


P.S. Sim loved your answers.

Sarah

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo?


P.S. Sim loved your answers.

Sarah

Hi, Sarah!

I've heard about that. Is that true? :confused: :)

Thanks!

Hi, Sarah!

I've heard about that. Is that true? :confused: :)

Thanks!

I googled it:


Professor Trevor Cox and a team at Salford University recently did some research to get to the bottom of the problem with the help of willing volunteer, Daisy the duck. They found that a duck's quack does echo, but it is quite hard to hear the echo because of the quality of the quack sound. A sound that fades in and out (like a duck quack) makes an echo which can become mixed up with the original sound being made. This means it is hard to distinguish one from the other.

The other reason the myth may have arisen is because you don't often find ducks hanging around places where you commonly get echoes, like cliffs on a beach, or large cathedrals!

Sarah

Thanks, Sarah!

Then it is a myth. Correct?

That's what Google tells me Cloughy!


I have another one. It'll stir the pot, I think.

If a girl has been a lesbian all her life and never had sexual intercourse with a man, would she still be considered a virgin?

Sarah

What I've been taught in the school systems where I've taught, is that when a girl or woman is "touched down there" that they are no longer a virgin.

In an open and very broad interpretation of the word "virgin" I can believe that interpretation. But, in the narrow, traditional and usual definition as to how someone loses their viginity, no.

I can see why they might take the liberal and broad view in the school systems, though.

Thanks!

One more before I go:

Does an Atheist have to swear on the bible in court? What happens if you say no?

Sarah

From what I've read, no, they do not.

There's some really good information about that on the following site.

Affirming vs. Swearing Oaths - Affirm, Don't Swear an Oath in Court (http://atheism.about.com/od/ideasforatheistactivism/a/AffirmSwear.htm)

Thanks!

Question: If we are what we eat, why do we eat things that are dead?

Because were all dead inside :D

because were all dead inside :D

You say it and smile... ::shakes head::

I am not dead inside. :D

Sorry :(

I know your not justy ;)

I am warm and toasty inside.

I am going to see 150.

Mmmm, warm and toasty :D

150? degrees, years, people?

I am going to live to be 150 years old.

I am going to live to be 150 years old.

Really, wow, good luck with that :)

I think half that will be enough for me :D

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo?


P.S. Sim loved your answers.

Sarah

This myth was muster via the infamous Myth Busters on Discovery :D

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE MythBusters! That show is awesome- feeds my inner geek. :o

Heck yeah!! That, Cash Cab, and How its Made :D

Why can't I meet the Cash Cab? I'd rock. Seriously.

Hi, My name is NM. And I'm a nerd.

I am warm and toasty inside.

I am going to see 150.

150

I thought you justwannabefair and you are trying to beat me by 30 yrs!
I'm working on seeing 120.:D

My family lives until their 90s in fact we have had five generations for years before my paternal grandparents pasted.

My materal grandmother and paternal grandparents live to all be over 95. My paternal grandparents were married 77 years before my grandfather passed away first.

Personally, I think I will be OK if I don't live quite that long, even though none of them ever had to be in a home and continued functioning well all their life, personally I don't think that I am that interested in that long of a life.

I love How It's Made, that show is awesome.

Oh and just about anything on the Food Network, include Good Eats and Unwrapped.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I really want to know.

I need proof. :)

I have your proof my dear.

The chicken came first.


And my logical reasons:

The chicken is capable of caring for its self.

The egg is not.

If the egg came first, there would be no chicken to SIT on it and keep it warm. It would there for, DIE.

Even if the chick managed to live through the incubation process, say, by living in a warm enough climate, it would either be killed as a chick, or would starve without a mothers protection/guidance.


:D

Exactly what I meant by a mothers love.

heck yeah!!!! That, Cash Cab, and How its Made :D

Love "How it's Made" one of my fav shows.

Here I thought I was the only one.

Nope Alty, there are plenty of geeks here.

Think about it: we're all addicted to answering questions. :rolleyes:

Not really a question, but more of an annoyance, why is it such a big deal that the Myians stopped their calender on December of 2012?

My reason for them stopping, they got bored

Not really a question, but more of an annoyance, why is it such a big deal that the Myians stopped their calender on december of 2012?

My reason for them stopping, they got bored

How do you stop a calendar on a date that hasn't occurred yet?

Ask the History channel because they are predicting the end of the world on that day

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

I can't answer yours, but I have a different view...
I LOVE going to sleep because when I wake up everything is different including me. Sometimes the best part of my day is when I am asleep.
I hate/fear change but love it in another way.

Sleep is the long pause before a new light.

Not really a question, but more of an annoyance, why is it such a big deal that the Myians stopped their calender on december of 2012?

My reason for them stopping, they got bored


I agree!

I can't answer yours, but I have a different view...
I LOVE going to sleep because when I wake up everything is different including me. Sometimes the best part of my day is when I am asleep.
I hate/fear change but love it in another way.

Sleep is the long pause before a new light.

Wow, that got me thinking that's for sure!

That's 10-Second-Tom to you ;)


oh hi! I'm Tom...

Dre Keats: "Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts 10 seconds."
Ten Second Tom: "I was in an accident? That's terrible."
Dr. Keats: "Don't worry. You'll totally get over it in about three seconds."
Ten Second Tom: "Get over it? I mean, what happeneh? Did I get shot in the brain? I... Hi, I'm Tom."

Dre Keats: "Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts 10 seconds."
Ten Second Tom: "I was in an accident? That's terrible."
Dr. Keats: "Don't worry. You'll totally get over it in about three seconds."
Ten Second Tom: "Get over it? I mean, what happeneh? Did I get shot in the brain? I... Hi, I'm Tom."

Ahhhhhh... I was hoping my humor wasn't lost on EVERYONE ;)


99% of my humor falls on deaf ears...

Ahhhhhh... i was hoping my humor wasnt lost on EVERYONE ;)


99% of my humor falls on deaf ears....

nope, I got it. =)

It was lost on me :o

It was from 50 First Dates with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Ask the History channel because they are predicting the end of the world on that day

Rome, I suggest you watch this, it's interesting and covers the "end times" and religion.

YouTube - Zeitgeist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNf-P_5u_Hw)

Enjoy. Let me know what you think;)

Sarah

Rome, I suggest you watch this, it's interesting and covers the "end times" and religion.

YouTube - Zeitgeist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNf-P_5u_Hw)

Enjoy. Let me know what you think;)

Sarah

Just stumbled in this thread

Zeitgeist I seen it a month ago, I watched it I found it very interesting.

I have so many...
Why do I need to write a list to get things done? And why if I do something that's not on the list, I add it and then cross it off? :confused:

Why does my husband sweep the floor and then insist on showing me the pile of dirt before he scoops it up? :confused:

And in kind.. Why do I do the laundry, fold it and conveniently not have enough time to put it away, like it is there on display. :confused:

Why do I stock up and make tons of food and freeze? There are only 2 of us!

Why did I have to time myself unloading the dishwasher, just to prove to myself that it doesn't take that long, so just do it. 2 minutes. 20 secs. :confused:

Why do I love Nora Jones, Eminem, Barry Manilow, Gypsy Kings, Blues, but hate Pink Floyd?:confused:

OK I'm done for now, I have to go time how long it takes me to vacuum. :D

I have so many...
Why do I need to write a list to get things done? And why if I do something that's not on the list, I add it and then cross it off?

So you can feel that you've accomplished something.


Why does my husband sweep the floor and then insist on showing me the pile of dirt before he scoops it up?
Men are still Neanderthals, they want to show off what they "caught". He just wants your praise, either that or he's telling you to clean the house more often ;)


and in kind.. Why do I do the laundry, fold it and conveniently not have enough time to put it away, like it is there on display.
You fold it so there won't be as many wrinkles on it as there would be if you threw it in a pile. You fold it because in the end you will put it back and folding creates more space than if you were to dump it all in a drawer.


Why do I stock up and make tons of food and freeze? There are only 2 of us!
I do this too. Only because I know I'm going to have a lazy day where I don't want to cook--- all I have to do is defrost.


Why did I have to time myself unloading the dishwasher, just to prove to myself that it doesn't take that long, so just do it. 2 minutes. 20 secs.
Maybe you just like knowing that some things are a lot faster, you like seeing little improvements. I like to time myself doing various things too.


Why do I love Nora Jones, Eminem, Barry Manilow, Gypsy Kings, Blues, but hate Pink Floyd?

It's okay. Only old time hippies and burnt out rockhards love Pink Floyd [tee hee!]


OK I'm done for now, I have to go time how long it takes me to vacuum.
Make sure you time that ;)


Sarah

Thanks Mud, I don't feel so alone anymore:D

I have so many....
Why do I need to write a list to get things done? and why if I do something that's not on the list, I add it and then cross it off? :confused:

Why does my husband sweep the floor and then insist on showing me the pile of dirt before he scoops it up? :confused:

and in kind.. Why do I do the laundry, fold it and conveniently not have enough time to put it away, like it is there on display. :confused:

Why do I stock up and make tons of food and freeze?? There are only 2 of us!!

Why did I have to time myself unloading the dishwasher, just to prove to myself that it doesn't take that long, so just do it. 2 mins. 20 secs. :confused:

Why do I love Nora Jones, Eminem, Barry Manilow, Gypsy Kings, Blues, but hate Pink Floyd?:confused:

OK I'm done for now, I have to go time how long it takes me to vacuum. :D


1. alzheimers??
2. What you do is not noticed as much as what you do do.
3. at least you get a step further than I do
4. The food mood hits you.
5. bored??
6. now you have convinced me you are confused.
7. earplugs for me I hate listening to the vacuum

I have so many....
Why do I need to write a list to get things done? and why if I do something that's not on the list, I add it and then cross it off?


Because you need to get all the things you know you've got to do out of your head, so you can prioritise, as for adding new ones then crossing them off, that's for self satisfaction and a sense of accomplishment, it's a good thing :)



Why does my husband sweep the floor and then insist on showing me the pile of dirt before he scoops it up?

One of two things:
To prove to you he does do work around the house sometimes, so you can't say he doesn't help.
Or to brag about how big his pile is, kind of an ego booster, 'look what I've done'



and in kind.. Why do I do the laundry, fold it and conveniently not have enough time to put it away, like it is there on display. :confused:

Same as the above, but more in the sense saying, 'yeah look at this, this is REAL house work, forget your pile of dust, look what I can do' :D




Why do I stock up and make tons of food and freeze?? There are only 2 of us!!

In case anyone unexpectedly stays for a meal, that or because when you visit the freezer you like to have a choice,. or because your kidding yourself that because you've stocked up you won't have to visit the supermarket for a while, but deep down you know you will




Why did I have to time myself unloading the dishwasher, just to prove to myself that it doesn't take that long, so just do it. 2 mins. 20 secs.

To find your personal best, :confused:




Why do I love Nora Jones, Eminem, Barry Manilow, Gypsy Kings, Blues, but hate Pink Floyd?:confused:

Everyone's different, kind of like how I like classical and speed metal




OK I'm done for now, I have to go time how long it takes me to vacuum. :D

To this tune?
YouTube - Joe Esposito - You're the Best Around (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo)

Computer things are happening that I don't understand. :confused:

Albear, thanks! Good video! :)

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I really want to know.

I need proof. :)

You want proof , you can't handle the proof ')

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M, that made me chuckle :p

Unfortunately I've been the egg far too many times. :(

(On that note, I am exiting this thread... )

M, that made me chuckle :p

Unfortunately I've been the egg far too many times. :(

(On that note, I am eggsiting this thread...)

Isn't that what you mean :rolleyes:

Unfortunately I've been the egg far too many times. :(



Me too... :D

Me too.................:D

Wrong thread! Wrong thread! :eek:

Me too.................:D

... uggh... I... have so... many things... I could say here... but you... know I can't... :eek:

Why must you torture me Darlin'?

...uggh...I... have so... many things... I could say here... but you... know I can't...:eek:

Why must you torture me Darlin'??

You know where to go.

Beat you there. :)

...uggh...I... have so... many things... I could say here... but you... know I can't...:eek:



Me too... ;)

Me too......................;)

You know where to go M dear. :cool: