Well, it's getting close to Halloween and I'm thinking of paying a local kid to egg the houses of people that bother me. Could get expensive for the eggs, though.

But wouldn't this be great for my mental health?

What's your exact address again?

I've got a few houses to add. :p Although I would rather do them myself.

Aww. But it was my idea!

jajja let me know so I can put sum address ill pay lol

Ha ha. Have you ever had to clean egg off a house? Say, when it's twenty below, and the egg is fifteen feet off the ground?

This subject holds no humour for me any more.

Why Don't you just do it yourself?