Hello everyone. I know it's been a while... I've been very very busy...

Lime?

ISF, I've missed you!!

I've missed you as well cm. How have you been?

I've been great, working a lot, but other than that great. I'm helping the boyfriend start a BBQ company whilst looking for another second job to save for school.

Starfish, kiwi, pickle, starfruit...


Is it a food?

That's awesome! A bbq company? Wow, good luck with that. I've been pretty much working as well... I'll be leaving Aug 10... so better get in most of these "what is this" as much as you can.

Yeah. It's going to be great.

Food? Hint?

Snezzy is back :D

Umm... whatever it is it looks gross so I'm hoping not food lol

A pimple?

Fungus?

A pimple Shazzy? (I don't know what your pimples look like... :p)

Moss?
Mold?
Mouth bacteria under a microscope?
Some sort of plant?

A pimple Shazzy?! (I dunno what your pimples look like...:p)

Moss?
Mold?
Mouth bacteria under a microscope?
Some sort of plant?

Haha no.. Well... maybe under a microscope :p

Mouth bacteria?

::washes mouth out with 100 gallons of mouth wash::

This one definitely needs a clue... weird...

Along with some of these guesses ;)

Maybe it's some of those weird, old dishes from the 70s?

Venus flytrap?

Rotten food?

A fish pouting!! LMAO!! :p

That is one ugly fish Unky :p

A petrofied branch??

Yeah, I know Shazzy... lol Couldn't find something else...

Nice tries... keep guessing.

Can we have a hint Sneezy?

Algae?
Shag carpet?

Zombie nipple?

zombie nipple?

Have you seen a zombie nipple before? Seriously. :p

Pumpkin!
Squash!
Squamkin (that's a mix between the two) :)

Pumpkin!
Squash!
Squamkin (that's a mix between the two) :)

I second Squamkin!

Nope. Nope. Nope.

I feel that since I haven't posted one in such a long time... I'm going to leave this one up for a little bit.

One hint and I'll get Muddy for you.

Deal?

Is squamkin even close? I really think Alty was on to something with that one. I think it's some kind of gourd. Like those decorative gourds for autumn.

Gourd?
Zucchini (sp?)
Melon?

Hint! Please?

I will send you a picture of my breasts if you give me a good hint!

Wait. Change that. I will send you a picture of NM's breasts if you give me a good hint.

NM, I'll be needing a picture of your breasts. ;)

Crater?
Pimple?
Pore?
Wart?
Toad wart?
The growth on your arse?

Hint! Please?

I will send you a picture of my breasts if you give me a good hint!

Wait. Change that. I will send you a picture of NM's breasts if you give me a good hint.

NM, I'll be needing a picture of your breasts. ;)

OMFG! I laughed so hard I choked! (not on that, I never choke on that)

How did my breasts get offered up as a sacrifice? I don't think Sneezy wants to see mine. He's more acquainted with yours.. . right?. (GULP)...

OMFG! I laughed so hard I choked! (not on that, I never choke on that)

How did my breasts get offered up as a sacrafice?! I don't think Sneezy wants to see mine. He's more acquainted with yours. ...right?... (GULP)...

Mine? What chu talking (that's Sneezy's fav saying). ;)

I don't think he's ever seen mine. Have you Sneezy? :eek:

Now it's my turn... GULP. :o

Now it's my turn.... GULP. :o

That's what SHEEE saiiddddd

that's what SHEEE saiiddddd

Y.B.A.B.B.N.G.T.M.R. Now! Don't forget the squamkin. :D

Y.B.A.B.B.N.G.T.M.R. Now! Don't forget the squamkin. :D

Here squamkin sounds like a nickname for a midget. Umm, that's no-good! Unless you're into that sort of thing... :eek:

My goal in life:

1. sleep with a "little person"
2. sleep with an amputee.

... now, if I can only find an amputee little person... life would be set.

my goal in life:

1. sleep with a "little person"
2. sleep with an amputee.

...now, if I can only find an amputee little person...life would be set.

Dude. Seriously?

... yesh?:o

You are on the phone with me, stop chatting! :(

...yesh?:o

Ok... you're entitled. Others must share that desire because there is a section of porn dedicated to "little people".

Ehem, that's what (ehem) I heard. :rolleyes:
::whistling::

I don't know about amputees though... :confused:

I think I heard Alty bellow for you! :p

Alty bellows... that... is... not... attractive.

Yes. There is an amputee porn too.. . not that... I look at that sort of thing...

Wow, I didn't know that there was amputee porn too. But whatever floats your boat. I have fetishes too I suppose. I'm curious why but you are being summoned...

I am being summoned. I went to the gym tonight, and worked out my arms to the point I can't lift them... at all.

So... I asked her to help scrub... you know... those unreachable parts.

... why I'm being SUMMONED though? Not sure.

It's apparently in the boy toy contract. I can't believe I signed them. Damnitalltohell.

I think you successfully hijacked your own thread, lol.

Well no need for both of us to be in trouble with AltyDearest. I don't want to get beat with a wire hanger. :eek:

Go now, please don't break the boytoy contract because Alty will hire Judy as her attorney and sue you for breach.

We will delve into this amputee thing in tomorrow's session.

Yeah we will.

... so... has anyone taken a guess yet?

Last guess was squamkin I believe.

Wilted lettuce.
Bunny turds.
Moldy mac n cheez.
Plantain.
Starfruit.
Avocado.

I will think on it and come up with something good. I have "bidness" to attend to now... :rolleyes:

Tata
(as in "good-bye" not as in "boobas")

yeah we will.

...so...has anyone taken a guess yet?

The water is running in the shower, get your arse in here, I have the loofah!

Last guess was squamkin I believe.

Wilted lettuce.
Bunny turds.
Moldy mac n cheez.
plantain.
starfruit.
avocado.

I will think on it and come up with something good. I have "bidness" to attend to now... :rolleyes:

Tata
(as in "good-bye" not as in "boobas")

Tatas, giggle. :p

Okay, really, I'm going now. I was gone and then summoned back, but now I'm leaving.

If there are any more requests for my services please forward them to PM I will see to it tomorrow. ;)

Rick, you need to start paying me! Just saying! ;)

Sea Urchin?
Gecko eye?
Cactus?

Oh... hint! Plant? Animal?? Thing?? :p

This looks like a rotted kiwi. LOL.

Whatever it is, it looks NASTY!!

It's probably just like some art project Sneezy made in elementary school and now we are supposed to figure it out... geesh.

Sure doesn't look like anything I have ever seen.

Hmm...

I figure I've tortured you guys enough.

Answer to come later tonight.

How about a hint until then?

Sneezy, just one hint. How about 20 questions?

Please?

Give us a chance at least.

Haha, I want a hint, too!!

Hint. The outside (shown here) is not the same color or texture as the inside.

m&m, lemon, apple, starfish, jelly fish, shark, kid, friend, mustard, ketchup, carpet, rug, box, dog food.

Is it food?
Is it rotten?

Has anyone said kiwi fruit?

Yes, already said Bear... :(

Yes, already said Bear... :(

Ahh oh well, thanks for keeping track unky :)

I hope that it's not one of those pictures that you can only see under a microscope :eek:

m&m, lemon, apple, starfish, jelly fish, shark, kid, friend, mustard, ketchup, carpet, rug, box, dog food.

Is it food?
Is it rotten?

A kid :eek:

How many kids have you ben cutting open chihuahua! :p

I must also add... this certain picture is a new effect I used. It tends to make the picture more... "gross" looking than it really is.

It's a macro shot, taken up close. Not microscopic.

Well, I can't imagine something having the appearance of that thing in my house... :eek: That's freaky!

An orange, satsuma or one of the little orange type thingys ?

Now now, you gave me an idea Bear..
Is it the inside of a green orange, lemon, citron (does that exist in English?) jackfruit, grapefruit?

Still looks like petrified forest...

Now now, you gave me an idea Bear..
Is it the inside of a green orange, lemon, citron (does that exist in English?) jackfruit, grapefruit?

Lol I couldn't think of what a grapefruit was called, before you said it I had a picture but couldn't think of what it was called :D

I know it's an anus.

No Justy, no... ;) Wrong thread! Lol! :p How'd open up an anus? THat seems a veggie to me.

Ok, bye everyone! :)

Night Unky!

Yeah I'm going with something edible (as much as it pains me to say that with how gross it looks!)

Prickly pear?

Watermelon?

I think watermelon is correct... with some weird thing done to the photo.

Watermelon OR Cantaloupe?
Honeydew?
Grape?
Avocado?
Pummelo?
Mango?
Guava?
Pineapple?
Papaya?
Passion fruit?

Cantaloupe?

Attagirl cm.

Cantaloupe. Up close.

Yay!!

Rotten cantaloupe. Where do you buy your fruit Sneezy?

Good job CM. :)

Thanks, I knew it was fruit of some sort..

Thanks, I knew it was fruit of some sort..

I knew it was edible. ;)

I was stuck on pumpkin, couldn't get my head around it. :(

Sneezy. Another?

Another Another!!

Yes another please!

Sorry, Alty. I really was hoping it was a squamkin. :(

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