Has anyone bothered you so bad that you just tell them the most rude off base thing just so they will leave you alone... for example... I had Jehovah's witnesses coming to my house all the time... early in the morning... before 8 am so one day I answered the door and told them in the most menacing voice I could muster... I worship the devil, leave me be! I thought it was horrible of me to do that but they left me alone.lol another one my sister will call me 20 times a day and finally, when she asked me what I was doing I told her I am playing with my butthole want to help? She cussed me and hung up now she only calls 5 times a day lol... I am sorry if this offends anyone but I am kind of drunk and I needed to vent... ahhh I feel better ;)

Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL

Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAILyeah I know I am horrible

Nah, horrible would be forgetting the underpants

Lmao

Worse than horrible would be getting the two tactics backwards, or does your sister still borrow your clothes?

Worse than horrible would be getting the two tactics backwards, or does your sister still borrow your clothes?no I am bigger than her he he eh he.. wow I am surprised I can still type I got a good buzz going lol I am also surprised that anyone is on

i am also surprised that anyone is on

Nobody is.

Yeah I am not on the same time as anyone anymore

I'm not nasty, how dare you ask that question.. hmph!

:p

I'm going to have to sort out my 'bad list' before I post my answer :D

I'm not nasty, how dare you ask that question.. hmph!

:p

I'm going to have to sort out my 'bad list' before I post my answer :Dsure you are the most level tempered person I know:p

Of course :eek:

Well I'll take one of the minor one's from my list to start with...

I also am not a fan of Jehovas witnesses and neither is my partner...

We saw them going around our neighbourhood one day so I got some paper and drew red pantagrams on them then stuck them over the front of our family photos...

We always keep a packet of tealight candles in the drawer for power outs so we lit them and made a pentagram shape on our coffee table.

Finally we threw around a heap of pornographic magazines (open) in clear view.

They finally came to our door and we invited them inside.

They looked around when they came in, sat down on the couch and talked to us like there was nothing there!

EPIC FAIL :(

of course :eek:

Well I'll take one of the minor one's from my list to start with...

I also am not a fan of Jehovas witnesses and neither is my partner...

We saw them going around our neighbourhood one day so I got some paper and drew red pantagrams on them then stuck them over the front of our family photos...

We always keep a packet of tealight candles in the drawer for power outs so we lit them and made a pentagram shape on our coffee table.

Finally we threw around a heap of pornographic magazines (open) in clear view.

They finally came to our door and we invited them inside.

They looked around when they came in, sat down on the couch and talked to us like there was nothing there!

EPIC FAIL :(Damn that is crazy lol

I had a professor in college who was teaching us adult sexuality and all he ever did was discuss his sex life.

One week in and I knew everything about his wife that I needed to know,including the sounds she made when she got off!

Finally I had enough and when he asked if we had any questions,I said *Ya,I have a question,isn't there a standard for teaching this class that does not involve you giving us a blow by blow of your sexual antics with your wife*.

He turned beet red,said *I beg your pardon* and told us to turn to a page in our text.

He never seemed to have much enthusiasm for teaching after that. I felt like I burst his bubble.

Bravo, Arty!

That's better than my English Prof who took off on a sabbatical without making arrangements for substitutes... I called her department head into class and demanded my money back.

Bravo, Arty!

That's better than my English Prof who took off on a sabbatical without making arrangements for substitutes... I called her department head into class and demanded my money back.

That was my next move was reporting him to the dean. We were not being taught anything,it was just embarrassing!
Glad you got your money back!

Haha good on you Arty!!

Now I know how to get the Jehovah's witnesses to leave me alone thanks to Shar and Nightlight. Hehe

Hello, my name is Alty and I am mean on a daily basis.

I figure it's their fault. If they would just stop pi$$ing me off then I wouldn't have to be mean. Right?

I'd give you examples, but I don't want to take up this whole thread.

I'll just leave you guessing. :)

OK those were stoopid answers I would tell the people to off and if they came back I would tell them I would file sexual herasment same with your sister calling ide tell her to leav me alone or ill go to your house and kick your lol ;)

Has anyone bothered you so bad that you just tell them the most rude off base thing just so they will leave you alone ...for example...I had Jehovah's witnesses coming to my house all the time...early in the morning ...before 8 am so one day i answered the door and told them in the most menacing voice i could muster... I worship the devil, leave me be! i thought it was horrible of me to do that but they left me alone.lol another one my sister will call me 20 times a day and fianlly, when she asked me what i was doing i told her i am playing with my butthole wanna help? She cussed me and hung up now she only calls 5 times a day lol.... I am sorry if this offends anyone but i am kinda drunk and i needed to vent ....ahhh i feel better ;)


This is hilarious. Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything. I would have to thank you for making me choke.

I have had some funny stories of what other people have said or did in similar circumstances. Your not offending me at all. Lol It is good to vent. You feel better now.

The devil thing, I will have to use that one. If you do not mind...

I have probably said a lot of things, but right now I can not think of any. Maybe after a 12 pack I will start sharing some stories.

Joe Joe

Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL

Answering the door naked is another way... Especially if you're an ugly fat guy. That will turn some cheeks, I mean turn some people away. Lol

I once told the JW's that I was sacrificing a virgin in the basement. It was funny until my daughter screamed "Mommy, I'm waiting for you, hurry up!".

If looks could have killed... ;)

Jesushelper drinks beer? Just playing! I hope it is Coors Light.

Jesushelper drinks beer? Just playing! I hope it is Coors Light.

Don't let the name fool you, he's 100% guy! :)

Yeah, I did let his user name fool me. =()

Hey Jesus turned water into wine.

Why Can I not turn pop into beer?

Can not blame a guy for trying.

No more suckling mama's milk because men needs to drink beer in order to grow a strong stomach..

Okay now I am drunk.lol

This is hilarious. Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything. I would have to thank you for making me choke.

I have had some funny stories of what other people have said or did in similar circumstances. Your not offending me at all. lol It is good to vent. You feel better now.

The devil thing, I will have to use that one. If you do not mind...

I have probably said a lot of things, but right now I can not think of any. Maybe after a 12 pack I will start sharing some stories.

Joe Joe
No I don't mind Joe Joe I like that you liked it

i once told the jw's that i was sacrificing a virgin in the basement. It was funny until my daughter screamed "mommy, i'm waiting for you, hurry up!".

If looks could have killed....... ;)lmao

No more suckling mama's milk

But, but, but

Mama's milk tastes soooooooo good if you get it fresh

Is there a full moon tonight?

Is there a full moon tonight?

Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance?

Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance??
Yeah I was curious also;)

Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance??

OH YEAH!!

EVERYbody moon Liz!!

XOXOXO Hug XOXOXO

But, but, but

Mama's milk tastes soooooooo good if you get it fresh

Okay, one last sip but then you're cut off! :(

Okay, one last sip but then you're cut off! :(

SSssslluuuurrp!

SSssslluuuurrp!

No biting! No biting! :eek:

Biting can be fun. Timing IS everything.

Oops, bedtime for puppydog, g'night

Night puppy dog? ;)

Bear bum, I see you peeking. I've been missing you, we seem to be on at different times lately. :(

Hiya hear what's the happs love

Hiya hear whats the happs love

What? :confused:

Nily have you been drinking? ;)

Sorry for peeking, I just wanted to see if I could grasp at some of the excess happiness that is always found within threads like these :)

And I feel as though by posting I've managed to drain it all, which is why I was just watching from a distance, again sorry

What? :confused:

Nily have you been drinking? ;)not tonight it was suppose to say bear:(

sorry for peeking, i just wanted to see if i could grasp at some of the excess happiness that is always found within threads like these :)

and i feel as though by posting ive managed to drain it all, which is why i was just watching from a distance

You could never drain the fun Bear. You're a bear, a cuddly wuddly, cutie wutie, softie woftie Bear. Bears are fun! Well, unless one tries to eat you, then, not so fun. :p

You wouldn't eat me Bear. Would you? :eek:

Mwahahahaha! Sarcasm is a great thing. I love how you bugged your sister that way. Lol, joy.

sorry for peeking, i just wanted to see if i could grasp at some of the excess happiness that is always found within threads like these :)

and i feel as though by posting ive managed to drain it all, which is why i was just watching from a distance, again sorryyou doent drain the fun out bear what makes you think that we love you

Hiya hear whats the happs love

Believe me you don't want to know

Alty sorry, I can't play innuendos at the moment, thanks for trying though :)

believe me you dont want to know

alty sorry, i can't play innuendos at the moment, thanks for trying though :)

Innuendos? OMG, I didn't even mean to do that. Darnit, my rep has caught up with me again. ;)

Need an ear dear?

you doent drain the fun out bear what makes you think that we love you

Thanks, at least some do :)
Unfortunately I can't see why,because I don't think I'm worth it so I don't see how you can either.


Sorry, do you mind if I go back into hiding, I'm not exactly the cheeriest of people to talk to at the moment

Bear, we're here if you want to talk. Heck, that's why we're here, to help each other.

You can go into hiding if you want, but you can also talk to us, shift some of the load onto us. Maybe we can help.

And of course we love you. How could we not, you're BEAR! :)

Big hug sweetie. We'll be here if you want to unload. K?

Bear, we're here if you want to talk. Heck, that's why we're here, to help eachother.

You can go into hiding if you want, but you can also talk to us, shift some of the load onto us. Maybe we can help.

And of course we love you. How could we not, you're BEAR! :)

Big hug sweetie. We'll be here if you want to unload. K?



I is here... this is AMHD, isn't that what its for? Or did I miss something? I WUV U!!

Yea I know, and thanks, but I think I'm going to call it a night
Cya all later :)

Bye bear wish I could help pm me if you want

Night Bear, big kiss, big hug.

Retract the claws, retract the claws! Ahhhh!!

Anyone have a bandaid? Bear hugs can hurt. ;)

Oooooooookkkkkkkkk occward

Huh what was that killer

Well my husband just gave me come hither eyes it is time for me to... um you know love you guys good night and please post some mean stuff you have told people

well my husband just gave me come hither eyes it is time for me to ........um you know love ya guys good night and please post some mean stuff you have told people

I'm about to say something mean to you! You got the come hither eyes? Not fair! :(

Oh, go do your husband. We'll be here for your smoke break. ;)

Was bear talking talking about darkness? Trust me she doesn't what darkness really is. But I do HA! HA! HAHAHA! HA!

was bear talking talking about darkness? trust me she dosent what darkness realy is. but i do HA! HA! HAHAHA! HA!grow up or please leave the thread... if you don't have anything that pertains to this subject find somewhere else to go we are grown ups here what are you like 12-13

I'm about to say something mean to you! You got the come hither eyes? Not fair! :(

Oh, go do your husband. We'll be here for your smoke break. ;)he can wait about 15 more minutes

was bear talking talking about darkness? trust me she dosent what darkness realy is. but i do HA! HA! HAHAHA! HA!

Killer, this is the lounge. We get together here to talk to each other, find out what's going on in our lives, have a bit of fun, joke around.

Considering that you're in the 6th grade, have a bit of attitude probably because you didn't like what I wrote on your thread, and are being disrespectful, well, that's not a good way to get your foot wet here.

Consider your posts before posting, learn the flow of the thread. This will not only help you get along with people here, but perhaps in real life as well. :)

he can wait about 15 more minutes

Wow, you're making him wait?

If hubby gave me come hither eyes right now I wouldn't even say good bye to all of you. ;)

Killer, this is the lounge. We get together here to talk to eachother, find out what's going on in our lives, have a bit of fun, joke around.

Considering that you're in the 6th grade, have a bit of attitude probably because you didn't like what I wrote on your thread, and are being disrespectful, well, that's not a good way to get your foot wet here.

Consider your posts before posting, learn the flow of the thread. This will not only help you get along with people here, but perhaps in real life as well. :)that's my girl get em' pats your head I just love me some Alty

Wow, you're making him wait?

If hubby gave me come hither eyes right now I wouldn't even say good bye to all of you. ;)
All right here I go see my cloud of smoke lol bye

Alright here i go see my cloud of smoke lol bye

Do him twice, one for you, one for me. ;)

Sigh. I need some love. :(

Darnit! By the time I read everything - all the activity is gone. :(

I'll have to think because I'm pretty sure I've done some "not-so-nice" things in my lifetime... :rolleyes:

Do him twice, one for you, one for me. ;)

Sigh. I need some love. :(

I don't know why but I started laughing like a maniac when I read that :o

I don't know why but I started laughing like a maniac when I read that :o
Because Alty is funny

Liz28, I hope None of us scared you away. That was not my intention. The moon is gone now, and only the sun is bright and shining this morning. Everything is back to normal now.

Joe

Wow quite the discussions in here.. lol.. :rolleyes:

Killer, this is the lounge. We get together here to talk to eachother, find out what's going on in our lives, have a bit of fun, joke around.

Considering that you're in the 6th grade, have a bit of attitude probably because you didn't like what I wrote on your thread, and are being disrespectful, well, that's not a good way to get your foot wet here.

Consider your posts before posting, learn the flow of the thread. This will not only help you get along with people here, but perhaps in real life as well. :)

(just want to add something to altys post)
Plus killer777 bear is a 'he'

Bear is all man ;)

Somebody always starting something.

Ain't it fun?

Bear is all man ;)
That's what she said! Oh I'm sorry I just had to say that

You guys are a trip... how is everyone today

I am really hiper actually. Blah de blah de blah... somebody get a straight jacket but make it pink ;)

Oscarlicious, you are my kind of person. Totally want a pink strait jacket!!

Osarlicous, you are my kind of person.
Totally want a pink strait jacket!!

Oops sorry I don't know why it put 2 of those there...

Osarlicous, you are my kind of person.
Totally want a pink strait jacket!!!!!!!

I am also the type of person who loves to be the party person. Doing wild and crazy things.. oh yah that's me :D :D :D