I weigh more. My stomach hurts. I am dizzy and yes I have sex. I think I am pregnant, but I never have a period so I do not really know for sure. My stomach looks like maybe 6 months.

Please help..

UMMM what? I'm lost again "looking around left to right"

Ahh you must be thomas the man on opera that had a baby and it pregnant again

I bet it's because you didn't jump after having intercourse or hold your breath when you climaxed.

Now you'll have to learn from your mistakes, lets hope it's just that chimichanga you ate that was a week old and not a fetus.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5NgAnEVPnJ08lM:http://www.man-pregnant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/beatie-with-wife.jpg

Sarah

Didn't you say you were lactating?

You should take a peepee test to see if there's a papoose growing in your belly.

Thank you, Never thought of the pee pee test... Your so right.

I have been leaking a lot of breast milk lately... That would be a sign too right?

Lmao so how many cup sizes have you increased by are you now a whopping 40 dd

Have your areolas darkened or increased size?

Sarah

Everything has increased in size... :eek:

Do you want me to show you all a picture?

Everything has increased in size.....:eek:


Gulp.

I'm sure the misses enjoys that.

Winkity wink wink wink :: ow my eye ::

Sarah

Don't milk your boobahs because that can induce premature labor

Well, last time I thought I was pregnant, it was just gas. :eek:

LMAO @ sneez

You need to do kegels, it helps for later on in the delivery room.

Sarah

Congratulations Jesushelper!

When did you conceive?

Was in when you slept with person 'A' on the 10th April or person 'B' on the 15th April or person 'C' on the 19th April?

No Shaz. It was person Q after that situation with person D. He also posted a thread about person K not calling him back after 32 voicemails. You really need to catch up.

::giggles::

Sarah

Wow, geez I am behind *wanders off to read about persons D through Q*

Yes, Shazzy couldn't you tell by his screen name that's he's a man-whore? Duh. :p

When I was pregnant, my father and I would compare bellies. His always won and it was rock hard, like he could have passed for pregnant.

I think he is about 10 years overdue.

Please remember your prenatal vitamins, they are very important to the health of your child.

Please, please, please for the sake of your unborn baby, stop drinking and doing drugs.

That includes sniffing Sharpie's!

Have you contacted the potential mothers?

Some have deny it and want a paternity test and others want to give up their rights and wants to know how.

Sarah

Is there a full moon?

Some have deny it and want a paternity test and others want to give up their rights and wants to know how.

Sarah

When my maternity test comes back positive that Jesushelper is carrying my child, I am going to sell my story to every tabloids...

I will be RICH, I tell you RICH!

Is there a full moon?

It's still April... ::shrug::

I thought it was pretty funny.

Surprised it wasn't started in the lounge, figure someone will come by and relocate it.

hmm.. I thought you and cowboy adam were having relations...hmm hmm hmm!!!

Damn, caught online whoring... hate when that happens.