A local sports talk radio show does this bit called Would You Rather... Listeners call in with, usually, comical options. Thought it might be fun. Since I'm currently watching the Cubs game I'll start it w/ this:


So, would you rather...

Sing the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley Field?
OR
Catch a foul ball off the bat of the visiting team?

Definitely sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at Wrigley Field. It's a great American tradition.

Definitely sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at Wrigley Field. It's a great American tradition.

Psssssst you got to follow it up with your own hypothetical ;)

I can't sing for shippity ship, or really catch a ball that's going over 20 MPH.

So I choose getting hit by the ball that I clearly could have caught that could've won us the game.

Sarah

I can't sing for shippity ship, or really catch a ball that's going over 20 MPH.

So I choose getting hit by the ball that I clearly could have caught that could've won us the game.

Sarah

Apparently you've never watched a Cubs home game... singing talent is not a pre-requisite. :p

I'll sing.

Would you rather die poor at 100 or rich at 50?

I'm going to go with singing since I like to sing... Don't care what I sound like.
Would you rather
Lose your hair for a year or be an armless and legless stump for three weeks that couldn't leave the house

Would you rather die poor at 100 or rich at 50?
Depends Alty who was the happy one?

I'd rather be poor but happy than rich and depressed.


Sarah

I'll sing.

Would you rather die poor at 100 or rich at 50?

Rich at 50. I'd be miserable being older than that. :p Plus I'd be so fat from stuffing my face with all the delacacies of the rich.. Yeah. I'm an eater. Might as well die young and happy.

Depends Alty who was the happy one?

I'd be poor but happy than rich and depressed.


Sarah

They're both happy, it's just that one will live twice as long as the other but be poor.

They're both happy, it's just that one will live twice as long as the other but be poor.

I'd die poor then, I'd rather live longer to see the ones I love longer:)

Sarah

I'll sing.

Would you rather die poor at 100 or rich at 50?
Definitely 100.




I'm gonna go with singing since I like to sing... Don't care what I sound like.
Would you rather
Lose your hair for a year or be an armless and legless stump for three weeks that couldnt leave the house
Hairless! Hell I already shave my head!

Lose your hair for a year or be an armless and legless stump for three weeks that couldn't leave the house

The hair can go, I can buy a wig! :)

Would you rather marry someone gorgeous but dumb as a post with a lousy personality or uglier then sin but really intelligent with a wonderful personality?

The hair can go, I can buy a wig! :)

Would you rather marry someone gorgeous but dumb as a post with a lousy personality or uglier then sin but really intelligent with a wonderful personality?

Depends, does the ugly girl have big boobs? :p

I already married the gorgeous one so I take the ugly one- I bet they're more appreciative.

Sarah

The hair can go, I can buy a wig! :)

Would you rather marry someone gorgeous but dumb as a post with a lousy personality or uglier then sin but really intelligent with a wonderful personality?

Ummm... Which one has the most money? XD

Depends, does the ugly girl have big boobs? :p

Of course not. She's as flat as a wall, has bad teeth, funny looking hair and she's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's witty, smart, fun to be around.

The gorgeous girl is a bombshell and a half, she's got a huge rack (store bought of course) she's got a beautiful face and body and she can't even add 2 + 2, even with a calculator.

So choose my dear. You fate is in my hands. :D

Ummm... Which one has the most money? XD

They're both equally well off.

So choose my dear. You fate is in my hands. :D
It's not my fate that is in my hands... but I digress.

It's not my fate that is in my hands....but I digress.

Darnit, typo! I guess I'm the bombshell, obviously I'm not smart enough to type! :eek:

Darnit, typo! I guess I'm the bombshell, obviously I'm not smart enough to type! :eek:

Well in that case I choose the bombshell :D

Well in that case I choose the bombshell :D

Awwww, you sweetie! :D

Wait, does that mean you think I'm dumb? :confused::(

You can be both pretty and smart, it's possible. Really! :cool:

Awwww, you sweetie! :D

Wait, does that mean you think I'm dumb? :confused::(

You can be both pretty and smart, it's possible. Really! :cool:

My manly intuition tells me that this is one of those questions that I simply should not answer.

My manly intuition tells me that this is one of those questions that I simply should not answer.

You're definitely over 20! :D

Smart move!

Just to clarify. I have a college degree, had a career prior to kids, and, a long, long time ago I did a bit of modelling.

Just clearing things up! ;)

I'm going to have to go with ugly.

Looks is always second to personality to me.

You're definitely over 20! :D

Smart move!

Just to clarify. I have a college degree, had a career prior to kids, and, a long, long time ago I did a bit of modelling.

Just clearing things up! ;)

Trust me, 20 is all but a distant memory :(

Well I've never been one to equate intelligence to bra size ;)

Trust me, 20 is all but a distant memory :(

Well I've never been one to equate intelligence to bra size ;)

You remember! :D

Don't let the 32F's fool you, I do have a brain! :)

18809

You remember! :D

Don't let the 32F's fool you, I do have a brain! :)

18809

I know where your eyes are... I was staring at your boobs on purpose!

I know where your eyes are....I was staring at your boobs on purpose!

Silly me! :p

Ooh ooh I have a would you rather:

Would you rather have hairy ears like Joe or have a hairy butt?

::giggles and runs::

Sarah

ooh ooh I have a would you rather:

Would you rather have hairy ears like Joe or have a hairy butt?

::giggles and runs::

Sarah

Hairy butt! A lot of people see my ears, only a select few see my butt! ;)