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KISS
Apr 21, 2009, 08:08 PM
For the women
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after Work cocktail with her girl friends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, Middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the Woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring So rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll Do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to Do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one Condition"

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you Want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her Address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said...

"Clean my house."

twinkiedooter
Apr 22, 2009, 03:20 PM
I tried that once and it didn't work... :D
Only I was using Monoply money and the guy happened to notice :eek:

Fuzzball_Kara
Apr 22, 2009, 03:22 PM
Teehee. I think I head that before. Smart woman. XD

this8384
Apr 24, 2009, 10:39 AM
Can I exchange "clean my house" for "watch my daughter"? ;)

artlady
Apr 24, 2009, 10:42 AM
I love it!! LOL!

HistorianChick
Apr 24, 2009, 10:45 AM
LOL! Love it. Soooo true!

adam_89
Apr 27, 2009, 01:22 PM
That is a good one but the best part of this thread is Catsmine's rating saying, "only the government can use play money."

LOL. I can't stop laughing at that. LMAO