A dying priest's request



The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had
Faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.

He motioned for his nurse to come near..

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before
I die", whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response.
Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to
visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy "I don't
know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly
help our images."

Nancy couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Nancy 's
Hand in his right hand and Harry's hand in his left. There was
Silence and a
Look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have
chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life
after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." The old priest
Continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do
the same."

Which one goes where?
That's funny



G&P

That is farking hilarious. That is awesome. Lol

Yes, that definitely was funny and a great surprise as well! I didn't expect that sort of ending at all! :)

Lmao great post

Good one Roland I guess he could have called Ruddy and Swanny too, Eh?

paraclete,

Nice to see you are here !
We go a long way back in these type of places.
I am glad you enjoyed my joke.

Best regards,

Roland.

Wow