Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fu*k me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

He forgot to tell you to say "con aguacate!!" -- that means harder ;)

Sarah

Well "Pollo frito"

LMFAOOO con aguacate omggg hahahhaha I'm laughing out loud!!