Ok, Some of us gals were chatting and know that the folks, especially the fellas, have some interesting terminology for... ehem... time spent enjoying oneself...

So here's a chance to compile a list of catchy euphemisms describing this very special event... :rolleyes:

I know there are many things that begin with slappin'
From there it could be any number of (usually animals).

That's another sticky :)
Discussion I mean.

I know there are many things that begin with slappin'
From there it could be any number of (usually animals).

That's another sticky :)
Discussion I mean.

"Sticky" lol :p
Good one!

It is often sticky, but worthy of a sticky, we'll see. ;)

Hmmm, a list of mens, ahem, quality time with themselves. Well there's;

Slapping the monkey
Beat the beaver
Beating my meat
Beating the bishop
Bop the bologna
Clean the bean
Clicking the mouse
Dating Hannie Palmer
Diddle my skittle
Diddling
Donald trump firing his apprentice
Double clicking the mouse
Fiction friction
Fire off some knuckle-children
Five finger shuffle
Flickin' the kitten
Flicking the bean
Flog the dolphin
Choking the chicken
Getting trigger happy
Going fishing with the man in the boat
Going to the palm prom
Holding your sausage hostage
Indiana Jones finding a sweet dig
Jacking off
Jerkin the gerkin
Jerking off
Jibber jab
Jilling off
Milking the cow
One handed baseball
Painting the ceiling

The list goes on, but you get the idea. ;)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock, if we are naming things! :p

Ok... Alty... Is there something you need to share with us? Love the alphabetized list, lol

Heard this one recently:
Choppin some wood

The Taming of the Shrew!

Good list ! Boy your hubby has a ton of names for fun :)

How about *unleashing the crackin*?

Painting the ceiling ,well you know that guy is an ego maniac :)

Rub one out
Throwin' yogurt

Princess Consuela Bananahammock, if we are naming things! :p

I know minutemen who unleash the crackin before they can say that :eek:

Polishing the pearl
Playing tug of war with the cyclops
Pumping the keg
Roughing up the suspect

I found a site. ;)

Rub one out
Throwin' yogurt

YUCK! Throwing Yougurt.
I can't wait to tell my kids. Disgusting but kind of funny .I am grimacing :o

Polishing the pearl
Playing tug of war with the cyclops
Pumping the keg
Roughing up the suspect

I found a site. ;)

No wonder your list is alphabetized!

No wonder your list is alphabetized!!

You didn't actually think I sat here and thought of theses names and then alphabetized them? Wow, that would be sad. ;)

Hee Haw on the Mee Maw (that's one for the girls)

-Never quite understood this one though :confused:

Hee Haw on the Mee Maw (that's one for the girls)

-Never quite understood this one though :confused:

I never called mine a mee maw... mine is a I can't tell you,the whole world would see :o

You didn't actually think I sat here and thought of theses names and then alphabetized them? Wow, that would be sad. ;)

You would do that for us if we asked so don't count that out :p

That's who you are totally :cool: and ;)

You would do that for us if we asked so don't count that out :p

That's who you are totally :cool: and ;)

Darnit, you got me there, I would do it if you asked.

Does that make me a pushover or just a big softie? Me no likey, I'm tough, you, really tough! :o