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JudyKayTee
Mar 5, 2009, 07:53 AM
I admit I've been out of the dating pool for a long time. Now that I am stepping back in I find a LOT of men (and you know who you are!) have nicknames for their, umm, private parts. Either I wasn't paying attention in the past or this is something new.

Last night somebody I honestly like said to me, "I'm happy to see you and so is Little Michael." I said, "What?" and he explained that that's his nickname for his penis.

In the event my mother is reading this - I have actually never met Little Michael, although I do realize "he" exists.

I had trouble keeping a straight face.

Maybe it's me but I've never thought of nicknames for my breasts although I AM open to suggestions if anyone has any.

So - what's with that? I guess it's supposed to be sexy and/or alluring but I found it rather, well, strange and it made me quite uneasy and a little bit jumpy.

Curlyben
Mar 5, 2009, 07:55 AM
One word: KNOBS!!

JudyKayTee
Mar 5, 2009, 08:10 AM
One word: KNOBS !!!!!



Ben, I think you missed the "thrust" of my question, but thank you for your input. Now go and get another cup of coffee. Or tea. Or whatever.

So - do you siddle up to MrsBen and refer to Little Ben - or what?

Curlyben
Mar 5, 2009, 08:13 AM
I meant their mentality.
You're missing the (not so) subtle Brit nuances again ;)

JudyKayTee
Mar 5, 2009, 08:15 AM
I meant their mentality.
You're missing the (not so) subtle Brit nuances again ;)


Oh, you Brits! Got me again!

Justwantfair
Mar 5, 2009, 08:17 AM
I have never been formally introduced to any of my partners junion members.

I have named my husbands in the past, but would be very daunted if he retained the name following the divorce. :D

I would have been dying laughing...

JudyKayTee
Mar 5, 2009, 08:18 AM
I have never been formally introduced to any of my partners junion members.

I have named my husbands in the past, but would be very daunted if he retained the name following the divorce. :D

I would have been dying laughing...



I just took a quick survey. 90% of the people posting want to know what the nickname was.

JoeCanada76
Mar 5, 2009, 08:18 AM
Well at least he was comfortable enough to share his little friends nickname with you...

That might be a good thing?? Lol You laughing or not being able to keep a straight face probably lightened the night.

Men and nicknames. It's a guys thing. Although I do admit I do not have any nicknames for mine.

Too much info I know.

Joe

Justwantfair
Mar 5, 2009, 08:20 AM
Actually, my ex husband's junior member was named... Jorge

Because he only spoke to me in Espanol... ;)

nikosmom
Mar 5, 2009, 09:26 AM
Ahhh, thanks for posting this Judy! This made me chuckle. Hmm, I don't know why men name their private parts. Maybe because they're friends and have a great time "playing together". Hehehe

KISS
Mar 5, 2009, 09:56 AM
One reason, possibly for "Little <whoever>" is that there are always references to the "little head".

There is a joke or possibly true staement out there that men thing of sex all but 5 minutes of a day.

Thinking with the "little head" is that desire for sex running awry. Thus "Little <whoever>" makes perfect sense in this context.

this8384
Mar 5, 2009, 03:20 PM
As I was 13 with a 34D, my sisters took it upon themselves to name my breasts "Gilligan & The Skipper"... does that count for points?

Alty
Mar 5, 2009, 03:26 PM
Mine are lefty and righty. ;)

I'll ask hubby if he's named his little guy, but in the 19 years we've been together I've never once heard him refer to his penis as anything other than the love stick. TMI?

kp2171
Mar 5, 2009, 03:28 PM
Had a curvy friend named katie... we said her band should be named "katie and the double D's"

'course I was more immature then.

Really, I were.

Alty
Mar 5, 2009, 03:29 PM
And what do you call your junior player KP? Inquiring minds want to know. :D

kp2171
Mar 5, 2009, 03:32 PM
Have you seen How to lose a Guy in 10 Days?

When Kate Hudson names Matthew McConaughey's unit "Princess Sophia"... I swear.. if you watch the room all the ladies are laughing and all the men look like they've had bad sushi.

Alty
Mar 5, 2009, 03:33 PM
Okay, I'm renting that movie this weekend! LMAO!

Are you trying to tell me that you won't tell me? Is there something I can offer to entice you to tell me? Anything at all? Hmmm? :)

excon
Mar 5, 2009, 03:43 PM
Hello Judy:

Not only is it named, but it's tattooed right on there. You know us excons.

But, it's a really, really long name.

excon

ISneezeFunny
Mar 5, 2009, 03:43 PM
I got to admit, I've named my unit and his captains. Yes. It has been done.

I also name my female friends, and if I'm comfortable enough with them, their "love pillows.".

My ex's love pillow were named paris and nicky (after the hilton sisters) and the prev ex's were mary kate and ashley (after the olsen twins).

I swear, I'm a bit more mature now... I thunk.

Alty
Mar 5, 2009, 03:50 PM
Hello Judy:

Not only is it named, but it's tattooed right on there. You know us excons.

But, its a really, really long name.

excon

You do realize we'll need proof, right?

Alty
Mar 5, 2009, 03:50 PM
My ex's love pillow

Hey, I came up with that term, you thief! :(

simoneaugie
Mar 5, 2009, 04:05 PM
Judy, I've always thought the names were meant to make it less intimidating. Penis and Vulva are scary words!

My favorite name is for my brother-in-law's Mr. Squiggly. He named it that himself, but then most of his phone messages consist of duck noises and actual bathroom sounds, all for my sister's benefit.

Ask to name it yourself after giving it a trial. Or not.

this8384
Mar 5, 2009, 04:07 PM
Yes, I concur with Alty... proof is needed. Photographic proof. None of this "verbal" nonsense...

nikosmom
Mar 5, 2009, 10:04 PM
Mine are lefty and righty. ;)

I'll ask hubby if he's named his little guy, but in the 19 years we've been together I've never once heard him refer to his penis as anything other than the love stick. TMI?

Yeah, Alty- TMI!:p

I refer to my "girls" as my chi-chi's. Not very creative I guess. But they're DDD's so they introduce themselves. TMI?

My most recent ex, I named his naughty bits "James and the Giant Peaches". (Those things were ginormous- like freakin' navel oranges!) TMI?

Excon, I want to see this name, eh hem, just to uh see how you spell it. Yeah, yeah, uh that's the ticket...

artlady
Mar 5, 2009, 10:11 PM
My BF has a few:o
Mr.D
Dr.Dirty
Humpy and his alter ego Humpy the Camel (yeah)

I am so out of the dating scene and I think I would just want to slap someone if they told me their little friend was happy to see me.

This is the funniest post I have seen in a long time.You need to keep all of us at home women apprised of the new trends out there,I will date again,if only vicariously! :eek:

Justwantfair
Mar 5, 2009, 10:16 PM
Exy's is "Little Con Man" ;)

Alty
Mar 5, 2009, 10:20 PM
Yeah, Alty- TMI!:p

I refer to my "girls" as my chi-chi's. Not very creative I guess. But they're DDD's so they introduce themselves. TMI?

My most recent ex, I named his naughty bits "James and the Giant Peaches". (Those things were ginormous- like freakin' navel oranges!) TMI??

Excon, I want to see this name, eh hem, just to uh see how you spell it. Yeah, yeah, uh that's the ticket...

I have F's so you, they don't really need an introduction. My husband has named them, but I'm not telling! :)

nikosmom
Mar 5, 2009, 10:31 PM
I have F's so ya, they don't really need an introduction. My husband has named them, but I'm not telling! :)
I hope KP is reading this... eh hem... didn't you badger him about his little guy's name? :rolleyes:

KP, where are you?

Alty
Mar 5, 2009, 10:33 PM
I tried to make him tell, then Exy came on and distracted me, I forgot my mission.

KP, tell us, what's your magic wand called? :)

smurf69
Mar 5, 2009, 11:06 PM
My ex girlfriend named my penis "princess" I did not like that at all and she told her friends in front of my that herself and princess had great fun the night before and that's y she is my ex.

ISneezeFunny
Mar 5, 2009, 11:24 PM
okok.

my penis's name is Bartok. The lefty is called Dr. Wannamaker, and righty is called Coach Hardin. It's weird, but they were my high school professors. =D

kp2171
Mar 6, 2009, 02:37 AM
I tried to make him tell, then Exy came on and distracted me, I forgot my mission.

KP, tell us, what's your magic wand called? :)

Man... no special names I can think of... call me old school but when a lover says "bring your **** over here"... it seems to be enough. Call me unimaginative, but it just has never been an issue or need.

Besides, he's hard of hearing. Wouldn't hear you. Tho' he can read lips and/or has success with sign language if you get your lips or hands close enough.

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 07:23 AM
This is the funniest post I have seen in a long time.You need to keep all of us at home women apprised of the new trends out there,I will date again,if only vicariously! :eek:



Honestly, it's a jungle out there. There was a time when I dated my brains out (so to speak). I think life was more simple then. Now it's - well, it's a jungle out there. Between the stranger who met me at a party and wanted to come over and have sex with my shoes and the nicknames for penis guys I'm thinking of becoming a Nun.

I swear, they are all crazy out there. I took my own car, met "I named my penis" for dinner, he leaned over me at said "What's this for?" and before I could scream, "Don't touch the dashboard" POPPED THE TOP on my car - so up popped the hard top and then I had to get out and it took both of us to snap and lock it back into place. Who does that? Don't these people ever leave their homes, go out in public?

I miss my husband.

I have been seeing an ER Doctor who is very nice but he works just about 24/7 and is on call so that gets thin after a while. I'm tired of finishing dinner by myself.

But, yes, I'll keep you informed. Good that someone is getting some enjoyment out of my wretched life.

Anyone have any cousins who aren't too very strange?

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
Wow, that guy was a REAL winner... our advice, lose that number, before you end up on our relationship boards ;)

So to make matters worse, this was like a first date? And he had the balls to tell you his winkie was enjoying your presence... I would have laughed, spilled my drink in his lap and bolted and NEVER looked back.

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 08:20 AM
Wow, that guy was a REAL winner... our advice, lose that number, before you end up on our relationship boards ;)

So to make matters worse, this was like a first date? and he had the balls to tell you his winkie was enjoying your presence... I would have laughed, spilled my drink in his lap and bolted and NEVER looked back.



I AM getting good at running out of restaurants in 3" heels. And, no, this was actually the second date. The first date his winkie (apparently) wasn't happy to see me. :)

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 08:22 AM
I AM getting good at running out of restaurants in 3" heels. And, no, this was actually the second date. The first date his winkie (apparently) wasn't happy to see me. :)

It was apparently a secret winkie crush on the first date. :p

Apparently it's only appropriate to bring your winkie up in conversation on the second date or after. :D

this8384
Mar 6, 2009, 08:31 AM
Judy, I officially love you even more for wearing 3" heels :D

kp2171
Mar 6, 2009, 10:05 AM
Between the stranger who met me at a party and wanted to come over and have sex with my shoes and the nicknames for penis guys I'm thinking of becoming a Nun.
some guys might dig that.

sorry, reminds me of a halloween party... good friend and his girlfriend dressed as a bishop and a nun. Went to a local blues bar. When she hit the dance floor, the bass player was just captivated... you could tell by his expression that all those years in private school had come to the surface when he saw that young, curvy "nun" shaking it to his bass rhythm. I serious thought he was going to come down off stage.

anyway...

this8384
Mar 6, 2009, 10:06 AM
some guys dig that.

Sorry, reminds me of a halloween party... Good friend and his gf dressed as a bishop and a nun. Went to a local blues bar. When she hit the dance floor, the bass player was just captivated... You could tell by his expression that all those years in private school had come to the surface when he saw that young, curvy "nun" shaking it to his bass rhythm. I serious thought he was going to come down off stage.

Anywho...

Roflmfao!!

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 10:08 AM
I can't believe that most men don't just name their penis "C*CK"

Just because of how much they LOVE to hear women say it.

kp2171
Mar 6, 2009, 10:09 AM
I AM getting good at running out of restaurants in 3" heels.

Plus, a 3" spike makes for a pretty good weapon.

kp2171
Mar 6, 2009, 10:11 AM
I can't believe that most men don't just name their penis "C*CK"

Just because of how much they LOVE to hear women say it.

My cousin, and my wife, refer to kids as DLCB's...

Daddy's little c0ck blockers...

Too true.

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 10:14 AM
Wait a minute here. So when he says, "Little Boris is happy to see you" I'm supposed to say, "Get your c*ck away from me?"

I'm too old to date! Maybe I'll skip dating and just get married.

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 10:17 AM
Wait a minute here. So when he says, "Little Boris is happy to see you" I'm supposed to say, "Get your c*ck away from me?"

I'm too old to date! Maybe I'll skip dating and just get married.

No way, saying c*ck is a turnon to men... you don't say to Big Boris who is King Idiot of the dating scene.

Can you do that? Skip dating, go straight to marriage... I mean that may explain divorce rates. :p

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 10:34 AM
No way, saying c*ck is a turnon to men... you don't say to Big Boris who is King Idiot of the dating scene.

Can you do that? Skip dating, go straight to marriage... I mean that may explain divorce rates. :p


Right, it's a turn ON, not a turn OFF. Right, got it.

Well, I don't know. I dated my ex for two years and got divorced, knew my late husband for about 6 weeks when we got married and it lasted. So I don't know. I'll get back to you when the survey results are in.

nikosmom
Mar 6, 2009, 10:40 AM
besides, he's hard of hearing. wouldnt hear you. tho' he can read lips and/or has success with sign language if you get your lips or hands close enough.

KP, you kill me! You should do stand-up! :D

Thanks Judy, aside from all the brilliant legal advice you dish out, it's good to see you're not an expert on something! :p But please stay away from "Happy Winkie" because he sounds like a complete loser- really who just gets in someone else's car and starts playing with buttons?

... wait... so he called his winkie "Little Boris"?

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 10:44 AM
really who just gets in someone else's car and starts playing with buttons?!

Hey I used to do that.. . When I was like four.

Why are they there it your not supposed to touch them.. .

Come to think of it, as least he was just touchy with the buttons on your car.. . Thankfully he didn't feel free enough to be touchy with any other buttons. (Then you would have had permission to use the heels with full force.) I guess he must save that pleasure for date three.

excon
Mar 6, 2009, 10:45 AM
Hello again,

Any man who uses the adjective "little" in the name of their whatsis, should be avoided at all costs.

excon

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 10:47 AM
Hello again,

Any man who uses the adjective "little" in the name of their whatsis, should be avoided at all costs.

excon

So "Mount Fuji", is OK?

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 11:51 AM
Judy, there's a reason women carry pepper spray, I think you just met a few. ;)

I've been out of the dating scene for 19 years, I don't know if I could do it anymore, especially since I only seem to attract 20 something's. I'm to old to train another man, I think I'll just keep the one I got. ;)

Exy, so true, Little, hmmm, that says it all. RUN! :)

Now for my attempt at a set up. Um, Judy, Exy, both of you are single, know a lot about the law, have a great sense of humor. Do you see what I see? Do I have to smack both of you upside the head?

Sometimes the thing your looking for most is right under your nose, hint, hint.

excon
Mar 6, 2009, 11:56 AM
Do you see what I see? Hello alty:

Uhhh, you know, doncha, that she carries a gun?

excon

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 11:56 AM
Excon and the gun... hmmmm, this is really taking an interesting turn.

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 11:58 AM
Hello alty:

Uhhh, you know, doncha, that she carries a gun?

excon

Exy, so do you, and it's always loaded! :D

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 12:01 PM
Judy, there's a reason women carry pepper spray, I think you just met a few. ;)

I've been out of the dating scene for 19 years, I don't know if I could do it anymore, especially since I only seem to attract 20 somethings. I'm to old to train another man, I think I'll just keep the one I got. ;)

Exy, so true, Little, hmmm, that says it all. RUN! :)

Now for my attempt at a set up. Um, Judy, Exy, both of you are single, know alot about the law, have a great sense of humor. Do you see what I see? Do I have to smack both of you upside the head?

Sometimes the thing your looking for most is right under your nose, hint, hint.



Let me think this over - Exy and Judy. Judy and Exy. Hmmm - intriguing thought. I've never had a bad boy and I think he qualifies. Goodness knows what he's never had and I'm not going there.

We're both single - as a matter of fact, both of us are single a couple of times, I think.

Maybe this would be a good time to get the AMHD annual face to face meeting arranged. We could meet in person and you could all watch - the face to face meeting that is.

I don't know, Exy - what do you think? Ready for a blonde in your life?

EDIT: I thought it over. Yes, this is a good idea. This is karma or kismet or K-something. Maybe K-fed. Doesn't matter. Yes, it's fate's way of telling Exy and me that we should be a couple, that we are meant for each other. And it's all thanks to Alty and her incessant meddling.

OK, I'm good to go. When is the AMHD meeting - and where?

Let's see, if two experts hook up do we both become super experts or how does that work?

For that matter, what does hook up mean?

For that matter, what DOES that tattoo say, Exy? At the moment I can't read the whole saying.

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 12:05 PM
Hello alty:

Uhhh, you know, doncha, that she carries a gun?

excon


Yes, they'll be no "come over here and bring Little Excon with you." There WILL be a lot of "come over here or I'll shoot you."

Consider yourself warned.

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 12:06 PM
Let me think this over - Exy and Judy. Judy and Exy. Hmmm - intriguing thought. I've never had a bad boy and I think he qualifies. Goodness knows what he's never had and I'm not going there.

We're both single - as a matter of fact, both of us are single a couple of times, I think.

Maybe this would be a good time to get the AMHD annual face to face meeting arranged. We could meet in person and you could all watch - the face to face meeting that is.

I don't know, Exy - what do you think? Ready for a blonde in your life?

EDIT: I thought it over. Yes, this is a good idea. This is karma or kismet or K-something. Maybe K-fed. Doesn't matter. Yes, it's fate's way of telling Exy and me that we should be a couple, that we are meant for each other. And it's all thanks to Alty and her incessant meddling.

OK, I'm good to go. When is the AMHD meeting - and where?

Let's see, if two experts hook up do we both become super experts or how does that work?

For that matter, what does hook up mean?

For that matter, what DOES that tattoo say, Exy? At the moment I can't read the whole saying.


At least we all know and trust that Exy won't be introducing you to an junior member of his squad on the second date... :D

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 12:06 PM
Exy, do it, do it, do it. She's a toughy, a bombshell, wears 3" heels, she may be one of the few women in the world that can handle you. ;)

My work here is done. Damn I'm good. :D

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 12:07 PM
At least we all know and trust that Exy won't be introducing you to an junior member of his squad on the second date... :D

No, he'll do it on the first date. :eek:

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 12:12 PM
No, he'll do it on the first date. :eek:



I've decided we should meet somewhere mid-country. Kansas City. How about that? I am taking donations for the plane fare.

Sign up here _______

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 12:15 PM
Does excon's ankle bracelet allow him to travel? :p

excon
Mar 6, 2009, 12:17 PM
There WILL be a lot of "come over here or I'll shoot you."Hello again, Jude:

Will you wear your gun? And, only your gun??

Exy

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 12:18 PM
Judy, just remember, what happens in Kansas, stays in Kansas. Or was that Vegas? Oh, who cares, just have fun, worry about the consequences later.

I hope no teens are reading this. :eek:

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 12:19 PM
Hello again, Jude:

Will you wear your gun? And, only your gun????

exy

And the 3" heels Exy, don't forget the 3" heels, it completes the outfit. :cool:

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 12:20 PM
Hello again, Jude:

Will you wear your gun? And, only your gun????

exy


No, actually I'll be wearing a raincoat, 3" heels... and a concealed weapon.

You?

excon
Mar 6, 2009, 12:23 PM
Hello again,

Gulp!

excon

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 12:47 PM
Judy, I do believe you've rendered Exy speechless, bravo, I didn't know it could be done. I bow to you oh Queen! :)

this8384
Mar 6, 2009, 12:50 PM
Yup... I hereby surrender my crown. Judy is officially AMHD Queen :D

nikosmom
Mar 6, 2009, 01:03 PM
This forum has taken a very interesting turn...

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 01:10 PM
It's always interesting when Exy and I come out to play.

Right Exy?

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 01:19 PM
I was curb checked... geesh.

Whatever24
Mar 6, 2009, 01:23 PM
lol I'm 18, and when I was 15, I named my ladies "cookies n cream" after my favorite chocolate :)

and for a guy, I would name there "thingy" billy :D lmfaoooo

this is so randomm lol


There is also

Now n later (the candy)

star bucks (coffeee yummy!)

haha those are some I can think of :)

DrJ
Mar 6, 2009, 01:36 PM
The answer here is obvious... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

this8384
Mar 6, 2009, 01:37 PM
the answer here is obvious.... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

Close the thread; this solved all of our problems :D

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 01:39 PM
the answer here is obvious.... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

Should have seen this coming, should have. Darn Dr. J, you blindsided us. No fair! :cool:

So, the obvious question is, what have you named your best friends? :D

artlady
Mar 6, 2009, 01:39 PM
Honestly, it's a jungle out there. There was a time when I dated my brains out (so to speak). I think life was more simple then. Now it's - well, it's a jungle out there. Between the stranger who met me at a party and wanted to come over and have sex with my shoes and the nicknames for penis guys I'm thinking of becoming a Nun.

I swear, they are all crazy out there. I took my own car, met "I named my penis" for dinner, he leaned over me at said "What's this for?" and before I could scream, "Don't touch the dashboard" POPPED THE TOP on my car - so up popped the hard top and then I had to get out and it took both of us to snap and lock it back into place. Who does that? Don't these people ever leave their homes, go out in public?

I miss my husband.

I have been seeing an ER Doctor who is very nice but he works just about 24/7 and is on call so that gets thin after a while. I'm tired of finishing dinner by myself.

But, yes, I'll keep you informed. Good that someone is getting some enjoyment out of my wretched life.

Anyone have any cousins who aren't too very strange?

Wow that really does sound like a date from hell! Was he old enough to date? You poor kid!I never would be impressed with a guy who calls his *business* *Little * anything,kind of a turn off right at the get go. All kidding aside,I really feel for you.Its got to get better ,hay anything is a step up from pop a top guy.

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 01:41 PM
the answer here is obvious.... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)



Well, after that there's pretty much nothing left to say.

I'll go back to getting my "meet Exy" outfit together.

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 01:42 PM
Well, after that there's pretty much nothing left to say.

I'll go back to getting my "meet Exy" outfit together.

Wear the black latex, do it, then post pictures. Why? The men will want to see, got to keep them coming back, right? :)

You can borrow my outfit if you want.

17291

It's been a while since whipgirl came out to play. :D

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 01:42 PM
Wear the black latex, do it, then post pictures. Why? The men will want to see, gotta keep them coming back, right? :)


Well, I've posted my "black lace dress" photo - will that do?

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 01:43 PM
Oops, you didn't see my edit Judy, take a look. :)

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 01:45 PM
Oops, you didn't see my edit Judy, take a look. :)


Wonder if Exy could handle that much woman. Exy? Exy? Sure, I'll borrow the outfit. I'll keep you informed on how the meeting goes.

Exy?

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 01:46 PM
I want to put ten on Judy... in under 5 minutes...

Exy will fold like a lawn chair.

DrJ
Mar 6, 2009, 01:52 PM
Ya know.. I liked to mix it up so it seems I have more friends than I really do... so any given day of the week, it might be:

Bazooka Joe
Harry & the Hendersons (of course, this name can no longer be taken literally)
Willy Wanker and the Vanilla Factory
Richard Johnson
Russell the love muscle
Mr. Right Now
Papa Gonzo (like from the muppets)


And the list goes on...

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 01:53 PM
I want to put ten on Judy... in under 5 mins...

Exy will fold like a lawn chair.



Ever heard of fantasy football? Well, Excon happens to be one of my top draft choices when it comes to fantasy sex.

Excon?

DrJ
Mar 6, 2009, 01:56 PM
Oh the one from that movie...

Krull the Warrior King! Haha




(honestly, I would NEVER name Sir Charles anything... ever.. and even if I did, I would NEVER refer to him when talking to a girl I was on a date with!! Ahahahahhahah... some peoples children!)

JudyKayTee
Mar 6, 2009, 02:04 PM
oh the one from that movie...

Krull the Warrior King! haha




(honestly, I would NEVER name Sir Charles anything... ever.. and even if I did, i would NEVER refer to him when talking to a girl I was on a date with!!! ahahahahhahah.... some peoples children!)



When my husband was in the hospital for some tests he came back to his room laughing - when the x-rays were taken the Nurse told him to move "Mr. Happy" out of the way.

I haven't thought of that in years and am sitting here remembering and laughing out loud.

nikosmom
Mar 6, 2009, 02:04 PM
the answer here is obvious.... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

Leave it to the Good Doctor to give us the obvious reason behind this. Duh. :p

nikosmom
Mar 6, 2009, 02:06 PM
Ever heard of fantasy football? Well, excon happens to be one of my top draft choices when it comes to fantasy sex.

excon?

Judy, you little vixen!

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 03:20 PM
Ok, so there is a REAL song, Pet Names for Genitalia... by Weird Al.

Here are the lyrics...

Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Cockett,
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT!

CHORUS-
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you got to love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
There's always something silly
Of that little Willy!

Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube steak,*
Uncle ,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK!
I'm not through,
There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

For anyone who already knew, I apologize I was raised under a rock.

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 03:24 PM
Which Rock Justy? I was born in a gutter. :)

Justwantfair
Mar 6, 2009, 03:26 PM
Which Rock Justy? I was born in a gutter. :)

My rock was centrally located within the gutter... although I saw a lot, I didn't pay attention to listen to a lot.

The song is kindof funny.

DrJ
Mar 6, 2009, 04:18 PM
I wonder what song that is to the tune of... or is that not his style anymore?

artlady
Mar 6, 2009, 06:30 PM
When my husband was in the hospital for some tests he came back to his room laughing - when the x-rays were taken the Nurse told him to move "Mr. Happy" out of the way.


Now Mr.Happy says it all! Bright eyed and bushy tailed ,ready to face anything! Yup I like that one.

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 07:28 PM
How about "one eyed trouser snake" :)

kp2171
Mar 6, 2009, 08:05 PM
Man...

A lot of Pen!sTalk happening here.

Just seems distracting when I'm not the center of the universe.

Besides, we still haven't gotten solid on a name for JKT's breasts... I mean, she did volunteer up the rights.
"I've never thought of nicknames for my breasts although I AM open to suggestions"

Maybe a corporate sponsorship? I just think we're getting too far off topic with the dude unit talk.

Lets talk about her breasts? Pretty please? ;)

artlady
Mar 6, 2009, 08:08 PM
How about "one eyed trouser snake" :)

They do say girls are the worse nasty talkers.. we are :D because we are always mocking out the crotch rocket guys:eek:

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 09:32 PM
Okay, nicknames for breasts, or euphemisms for breasts;

Nicknames and euphemisms for breasts (http://www.netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=Bazongas)

What's wrong with lefty and righty? :(

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 09:33 PM
They do say girls are the worse nasty talkers..we are :D because we are always mocking out the crotch rocket guys:eek:

Dirty talking, dirty thinking, dirty doing. I'm dirty all over, who wants to clean me? KP? :D

artlady
Mar 6, 2009, 09:56 PM
How about "one eyed trouser snake" :)

That would depend.. is the guy a snake and who the heck wear trousers?
Hope your all good after all the dog gone:p nonsense .
Your too cool:)

nikosmom
Mar 6, 2009, 10:05 PM
How about "one eyed trouser snake" :)

I call my current friend's a "much needed stimulus package" :D

artlady
Mar 6, 2009, 10:09 PM
I call my current friend's a "much needed stimulus package" :D

And hopefully you will get a lift ,a free ticket ,to more earnings and the trickle down effect will save us all:confused:

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 10:10 PM
That would depend ..is the guy a snake and who the heck wear trousers?
Hope your all good after all the dog gone:p nonsense .
Your too cool:)

The penis is a snake, it has one eye. As for the trousers, I don't know, it's an old saying. Sad, I'm old. How about one eyed sweat pant snake?

Dog gone nonsense? There's always dog gone nonsense. :)

I'm cool? Awwwww, that's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day. Love you Lady! :)

Oh, fyi, you gave me my new greenie square, so thanks. :)

artlady
Mar 6, 2009, 10:43 PM
OK .OH, all those squares,that's what you mean ,I was wondering how those happen.So I still don't know how it works but I'm glad you got another one.Well deserved!

Hay its happy Friday :)

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 10:48 PM
OK .OH,,all those squares,that's what you mean ,I was wondering how those happen.So I still don't know how it works but I'm glad you got another one.Well deserved!

Hay its happy Friday :)

Each square represents 100 agrees, until you get to 600 (or is it 700?) then each square represents 200 agrees.

Happy Friday!

neverme
Mar 6, 2009, 10:52 PM
Well done Alty! :D

Alty
Mar 6, 2009, 10:55 PM
Well done Alty! :D

::blush:: gee, thanks. :o

artlady
Mar 6, 2009, 10:55 PM
Each square represents 100 agrees, until you get to 600 (or is it 700?) then each square represents 200 agrees.

Happy Friday!

Does that mean that I am supposed to get people to agree with me? That's so funny!

bob marley - Google Video (http://video.google.com/videosearch?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=bob%20marley&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#)

artlady
Mar 6, 2009, 10:57 PM
200 people have agree with me? Wow I am da bomb:cool:

Get down Please know I am ;)

twinkiedooter
Mar 10, 2009, 05:02 PM
My son calls his Mr. Happy or Mr. Weiner.

When he worked as a FHP Assistant in Florida with a Trooper Sergeant he got shot in the chest (his vest saved his life). He returned fire and was aiming at the perp's Mr. Happy he said. The guy turned slightly and he got it in the behind instead.

Alty
Mar 10, 2009, 05:03 PM
Mr. Happy, that's cute. ;)

kp2171
Mar 10, 2009, 05:28 PM
So in an alternate thread I just mentioned Mr Rowrr!. an avatar I have of an ugly alienlike furball monster that made alty uncomfortable...

And that reminded me...

When my cousins son was young... lets say 3-ish... theyd go through a laundry list of animal sounds.

Theyd say "what does a bird sound like?"... and hed gladly respond "tweet!"

Same with the pig, the horse, the cow, and on and on. It was cute enough.

But just when the audience thought they knew the game theyd say "what does a pee-pee say?" and hed go "ROOAARRR!!!!!!"

Maybe you had to be there, but it was just enough cute and "this isnt right" to make you lose your cookies.

Speaking of cookies, alty said she has some choco ones.

Alty
Mar 10, 2009, 05:36 PM
Choco chip KP, I'll share if you make it worth my while. :D