neverme
Mar 2, 2009, 07:46 PM
The lyrics to a Billy Connolly Song
An Evil Scotsman
If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face
I'm a mean mother f***er,
I was born that way,
And just because I wear a skirt don't think I'm f***in' gay.
Cause I'm an evil Scotsman,
And Jimmy is my name,
I'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
And causing pain is my game.
Now if you're a woman,
Married or not,
I'll take all your kit off and I'll dive in your mot,
I'll take your legs and spread them wide,
And then I'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,
I'm an evil Scotsman,
And My name is Jock
And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" c***,
Yes I'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock
I've got one hand in my pocket
and I'm playing with my 10" c***
I don't care where you come from,
If your big or your small,
I've fought the best,
And I beat them all.
If your English or Irish,
You won't have to die,
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.
I'm an evil Scotsman,
And Jock is my name,
If you don't like the rules don't play the f***in' game,
Yes, I'm an evil Scotsman
My name is Jock!
And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" c***.
OH Yeah,
F***er,
Wankers,
Kn** Heads.
Thank you.
YouTube - Billy Connolly - Evil Scotsman (With Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjhK6_EiG9s)
I hope the profanity doesn't offend, sorry of it does!
An Evil Scotsman
If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face
I'm a mean mother f***er,
I was born that way,
And just because I wear a skirt don't think I'm f***in' gay.
Cause I'm an evil Scotsman,
And Jimmy is my name,
I'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
And causing pain is my game.
Now if you're a woman,
Married or not,
I'll take all your kit off and I'll dive in your mot,
I'll take your legs and spread them wide,
And then I'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,
I'm an evil Scotsman,
And My name is Jock
And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" c***,
Yes I'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock
I've got one hand in my pocket
and I'm playing with my 10" c***
I don't care where you come from,
If your big or your small,
I've fought the best,
And I beat them all.
If your English or Irish,
You won't have to die,
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.
I'm an evil Scotsman,
And Jock is my name,
If you don't like the rules don't play the f***in' game,
Yes, I'm an evil Scotsman
My name is Jock!
And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" c***.
OH Yeah,
F***er,
Wankers,
Kn** Heads.
Thank you.
YouTube - Billy Connolly - Evil Scotsman (With Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjhK6_EiG9s)
I hope the profanity doesn't offend, sorry of it does!