I am making some collages of victoria ladies and I want them to be funny. I need some funny one liners.. Here is an example of some I have gotten so you get the idea...


"I always keep a nice home"

"I never drink....before lunch"

"They say I sold my children but I have just misplaced them"

Thanks for all your help.

I don't know about the victoria ladies angle, but my favorite one liner guy is Steven Wright. Look through some of his to see if you can use any of them:
http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list74.html