View Full Version : My boyfriend says he's a vanpier?
tortise123
Jan 4, 2009, 04:51 PM
I have been reading twielight and I told him about it and well you know how Edwerd is a vampier well my boyfriend is saying he is Edwerds cousin:rolleyes: and is a vampier... and well I don't believe him
So I don't know what to do
Scleros
Jan 4, 2009, 05:19 PM
Take your boyfriend for a sunny walk. Things will sort themselves out...
kaitou
Jan 4, 2009, 05:34 PM
Well.. does he "dazzle" you?
ITstudent2006
Jan 4, 2009, 11:22 PM
Vampire!!
ISneezeFunny
Jan 5, 2009, 12:45 AM
I'd like to meet your boyfriend. See, I am Harry Potter's cousin. I'm a wizard. Wizards and vampires have a weird way of talking to one another.
chrissymarie
Jan 6, 2009, 02:17 PM
No he's not a vampire. No explanation needed.
Lowtax4eva
Jan 6, 2009, 02:20 PM
He's not a vampire... he's just 12
HistorianChick
Jan 6, 2009, 02:22 PM
Edward, I'm so sorry to say, is fictional. Therefore, he cannot be his cousin.
I'd venture to say that he's not a vampire either.
But to be safe, don't bring him to any Italian restaurants. Garlic, you know.
ja77
Jan 6, 2009, 02:38 PM
He better hope that he is not dating Buffy the vampire slayer then.