Solution to a life gone wrong: play some country music - backwards. Your wife, your truck, and your dog come back to you.

Uhmm... okay. Lol:)

And you go back to prison and get your neck broke riding bulls again. No way!

Hey hey... that's rascal flats... awesome song... :)

Playing Journey backwards restores virginity...

And playing certain songs by Tchaikovsky will restore your Walnuts to an uncracked state.

What do you call a Roman soldier with hair between his teeth? "Gladiator" (say it again slowly... )

What do you call a Roman soldier with hair between his teeth? "Gladiator" (say it again slowly...)

Sick but funny :)

sick but funny :)It's the only way I know... ;)

So, this thirtysomething guy goes to a bar and meets a very attractive fiftysomething woman. A few drinks later, she invites him back to her place for a "sportsman's double". He responds, "sure, what's that?". She whispers in his ear, "you have a three-way with a woman and her daughter". He downs his drink and says, "let's go!". Following her in his car, he imagines how hot her daughter must be, and can't wait to "meet" her. They arrive at her house, he parks behind her in the driveway, and walks to the door with her. She smiles seductively at him, turns the key, opens the door, flips on the light, and yells, "Mom! You up? We got company!"

Insanity... when the feeling's gone and you can't move on... its insanity...

So, this thirtysomething guy goes to a bar and meets a very attractive fiftysomething woman. A few drinks later, she invites him back to her place for a "sportsman's double". He responds, "sure, what's that?". She whispers in his ear, "you have a three-way with a woman and her daughter". He downs his drink and says, "let's go!". Following her in his car, he imagines how hot her daughter must be, and can't wait to "meet" her. They arrive at her house, he parks behind her in the driveway, and walks to the door with her. She smiles seductively at him, turns the key, opens the door, flips on the light, and yells, "Mom! You up? We got company!"

Saw that coming... lol

Today, I passed life milemarker 44, and started thinking (yes, I know, risky) about my last trip to Canada. I'm glad I don't live there. After doing the math, I discovered I'd be almost 112 in metric years...