What has four legs, green fur and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?


You're either going to like this one or you're going to hate it. Lol

what has four legs, green fur and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?


you're either going to like this one or you're going to hate it. lol


I don't know but do you know what's black, lives in a tree, has feathers and could kill you?

A crow with a machine gun.

Also my father's joke.

Lol. This one is kind of outside-the-box like that too.

A billiard table?

Pfft. That's no fun. Yes, it's a pool table!