I was having so much fun doing the crazy ABC's on Magprob's thread that I thought I would start a thread based on that. When we get to Z, we start over again!
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A- is for Adam's agonizing alimony and the atrocious alliteration allowed allover the Abc's

A- is for Adam's agonizing alimony and the atrocious alliteration allowed allover the Abc's

B - is for Brittney's broken bag of water and the big baby she is beginning to birth.

C is for Carbonation, Something That makes every drink better

D is for Dog , Deputy Dog :)

Looks like I got here just in time :D

E-is for Every elderly elephant's euthanasian end and eulogy

E-is for Every elderly elephant's euthanasian end and eulogy
F is for Frank Ford who followed Felicia Fantasia's finicky felines.

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G- is for the Grumpy Goat goading the great gallant gallstone

G- is for the Grumpy Goat goading the great gallant gallstone
H is for hairy Harry who hopped hurriedly and handily over half a hundred hastily-hammered hovels.

I-is for Ignoramus Iguana Ingrid's illigitimate illegal irresponsible India Jones-esque impersonater who irately intensified his indescribable ironic incontinence

J - is for Jared's juicy jalapeños, and jumping jackrabbits joining in jazz.

K - K is for Karen Kazinski's kleverly kwilted kwanset kave kannily and kwaintly kovered with kauliflower and kittens.

L - is for Linny's luscious lips licking lipstick lavishly.

I suck at this. ;)

M is for many mental moronic monsters munching on molten metal.

Nelly Nablonski nagged naughtily as Neblink Nugglemeier nastily nattered noisily.

O-is for Organic oranges ordered from Olivers orchard.

P - is for Pretty people partying past the PM.

Sorry, really, I suck at this. ;)

Q is for Quincy quickly quoting a Quack's Quarterly while quilting a quilt quietly.

R = Roger ramjet, ricochet rabbit and road runner roaming reality

May I do Y now please? Pretty please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease??

may i do y now please? Pretty please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease???

Why y :d ?

I just want to. I have a good one.

S is for Silly Sally solving sudoku simply sitting slurping sweet and sour strawberry shake.

WG,lets get you to Y quickly OK :D

I don't want to git in trouble for being the one to tell you

Go ahead
So don't blame me either way:D

Never mind. I forgot it already.

*sulk*

:( y you must think hard and remember yet again!
Go through the Y's in the dictionary if you must!

T - is for Totally trusting toddlers tiptoeing and tripping thouroughly. :)

Wondergirl, did it have something to do with Yaks? ;)

T - is for Totally trusting toddlers tiptoeing and tripping thouroughly. :)

Wondergirl, did it have something to do with Yaks? ;)
Yankovic's yaks? Hmmmmmmm...

Unique Ursela's Unusual umbiguousness is utterly upsetting-
(because umbiguous is spelled with an a of course!)

U is for unimaginative unicorns in uniform to ultimately unite for a unique utopia.

Edit... oops
NoH,I almost used the name Ursula in mine too.:)

Very vivacious voyeurs violate Vivivica vastly.

Using Ukiah's uke unilaterally, Uriah uttered ulvular ughs.

Yankovic's yaks? hmmmmmmm........


Yaks from Yemen. ;)

Yemenese yaks?

Ugh!
Very very vivacious and vitally vivid

Yemenese yaks?

Yacking yemenese yaks. ;)

Wonderfully woeful wooly wildabeast wandering worldwide.

Wally Wegrzyn's wattle wobbled woefully whenever Wally wandered wildly.

W - warped wayward Wendy wanted walnuts from Wonderland.

I'm nervous.

The xanthic xanthippe with xanthodont and xanthopsia was a xylopolist.

You're up Wondergirl. Give us Y! :)

I mostly forgot it and it's dumb.

Alty, you do a Y sentence. You're getting good.

I cheated.

List of unusual words beginning with X (http://phrontistery.info/x.html)

I have to go eat now.

(Doncha just hate people like me?? )

Eat? But, can't you eat tomorrow? ;)

Y, Y, Y, why, do we have to do Y?

Yemen yaks yack yearly yonder yellow yacht.

Zanny the Zebra Zeroes in on Zelda the Zealot at the Zoo.

Yakking yacks like yammering yahoo's yet yemen yelling from their yachts yarn yearningly and you yodel.

I believe we're done.

Anyone want to start again?

I'll do A.

Alty alerts AMHD answerers about alcohol. ;)
Is answereres a word? I think I just made it up. ;)

Belching bipolar boys blundered by the bayou

Cumbersome cucumbers cackle cruely at crustacians.

Dennis drew dancing deer during dinner

Dear doddering dingbats drool during dance's.

dennis drew dancing deer during dinner

Wow, we posted at the same time. :)

Exactly, everyone explicitly enjoyed that eventuality

Does anyone think it's a good idea for me to do "F", I don't. ;)

Fastidious fictitious females fancied the flagrant fashion fad.

I'm back!! Did we do Y yet?

Oooh, like that one NoHelp. ;)

Gruesome gorillas grab grotesque grains on the ground.

Eeek, I'm getting worse. ;)

I'm back!!!!!!! Did we do Y yet?

We started over Wondergirl. We're on H. Go for it! :)

The happy hippo hopped humorously however he hiccuped horrifically.

Iggy the iguana ignored Icabob ingeniously.

Ironically the innate inquiry of the inadequate idiot was quite innovative, imaginative and ingenious.

I did J last time.

No Help, Wondergirl, you're up. :)

Jeremy Juniper jumped joyfully just as Jennifer Jingleheimerschmidt jerked the jolly jingly jiraffe jerky.

Just joking jester juggled juice jugs

Do we get points off if we spell a word wrong?

(We are getting points for these, aren't we?? )

Kaiserin has kakidrosis when wearing kalamkari kamik's.

Thank goodness for Google. :)

Do we get points off if we spell a word wrong?

Points, we're getting points? Okay, not fair, I didn't know we were getting points. Re-do, I call a re-do! :D

The Klutzy kangaroo kept looking through the kaleidoscope from the kayak

(Plurals don't get apostrophes, Alty.)

Lazy Larry Leidenbaum lasted longer than did Lusty Lionel Listermacher.

Oooops, my bad, and english is my best subject, that's sad. ;)

Hey, can we use languages other than english. Pretty please. Pretty, pretty please? ;)

(I'm doing German-sounding names so Alty feels at home.)

My moral mind makes many mistakes. :)

Naughty naughty nAlty never knew a noun she noddingly nixed.

Naughty Natty nipped new nuts, now he's neutered.

Okay, I need food, maybe then I'll do better. ;)

Naughty naughty nAlty never knew a noun she noddingly nixed.


:p Nalty, I love it! :p

Nalty off to nosh. ;)

Now I need a nap.

No nodding now!

Tee hee. ;)

Really, must eat, back later. ;)

Obsessing over obnoxious opossum obviously is outlandish.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

The queasy Queen queried quite quaintly at the quirky quagmire quandary

Rodney rottweiler rudely refused refuge.

Sibling Susan Sylvia Silverman sallied forth swishing silken skirts.

Teddy Toodles tripped while toddling on tiptoes.

Wait, didn't I do that last time?

Terrance Tutu was tacent.

Okay, I'm not meant to do T. :(

What were you saying about tipsy tea toddling toddlers alTy?

Alty, that's 27 letters you aren't meant to do now.

Alty, that's 27 letters you aren't meant to do now.

But, there are only 26. Did I invent a new letter? ;)

what were you saying about tipsy tea toddling toddlers alTy?

Tipsy, I said tipsy? Oooh, maybe because I am tipsy. That must be it! :p

Movie time with the munchkins. Later kids. :)

Movie time with the munchkins sounds like the letter M to me

It is Ur turn for the U
U-hoo

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vivacious vinny vas very very vierd (deutsch accent)

Wally Walnut waddled wobbly when wandering.

Xactly what I wanted for Xmas! X rated, X ray glasses! Xcellent!

Mag, that's cheating!

Yolanda Yoodle yodled and yammered yesterday.

Zonk the Zig-Zag Zebra zipped the Zaire Zamboni over the zaftig zookeeper on Zoloft and Zocor and wearing a zoot suit and a zinnia.

Mag, that's cheating!

That's what my wife said but I told her I was only looking.

Zonk the Zig-Zag Zebra zipped the Zaire Zamboni over the zaftig zookeeper on Zoloft and Zocor and wearing a zoot suit and a zinnia.
I saw the whole thing. I was there that night. Wow... freaky.

That's what my wife said but I told her I was only looking.

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home! :D

I had a TV dinner last night. I'm one wild couch potato!

We went to Outback Steak house. I have to say, it goes in really smooth, but it doesn't come out that way!

I'm out of toilet paper! :(

I missed the U :(
I was going to say... un...

0R can we start again and hopefully I can put my U
On the third go round??

Go for it No Help.

I did A last time, it's someone else's turn. :)

Crazy Craig crapped continuously creating a cataclysmic cappuccino colored ca ca catastrophe.

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Daffy Duck danced dazzlingly so Daisy would leave Donald and come dirty dancing down d duck pond with him .

That is soooo cute Alty!!

I see we skipped C and D and now E through T
Can we do them all but out of turn? L? :D

Ulysses underestimated unpredictable Ursula until she did something unbelievably uncanny

Do it any way you want to.

Do it any way you want to.


Are we still talking about the alphabet? ;) :cool:

Are we still talking about the alphabet? ;) :cool:

::coughs:: :cool:

Whatever. Just do it.

::coughs:: :cool:


:o darnit, busted! :o

Busted? That will teach you. You never cop to S#!t.

It's a bit late now Mag! ;)

What letter are we on? Can I do N?

Natty Natalie nibbled on nuts naughtily. :)

I love naughty Natalie.

I love naughty Natalie.

Me too Mag :D

All the boys love Naughty Natalie! :)

Otho Odd orgasmed obscenely even with obdormition.

Sorry, hubby's on nights. :(

Whacky Willie Wanker Wiggled his Wienie at a Waiting Wampanoag.

What's a Wampanoag? ;)

Pervy Percy pulled on his penis privately!

We're going to a whole new level here!

A Wampanoag is a native of the north east.

Vic's vacationing in Veronica's vacant vagina.

A Wampanoag is a native of the north east.

Vic's vacationing in Veronica's vacant vagina.

LMAO... :eek:

Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

Did I just go too far? :eek:

Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

Did I just go too far? :eek:


Ha Ha... wait till spydy pants comes back LOL

Ok got to go for the day , have fun folks :)

Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

Did I just go too far? :eek:

Now that's funny! Yes... too far.

Good night!

You know you boys love it! :)

Night M. :)

I got to run too. Later Mag. :)

Hmmm... I am lost, is this the ABC's thread or something else?
I do think I need to get a map around this place.
It is hard enough getting from A to B,now I have to search for the whole alphabet, out of turn? :D

May I include my latest poem? Not so much a poem as an observation or commentary on this over crowded world.

Every time I look around
There's someone looking back with a frown
Every time I go any where
There's always some one coming or going there
Every time I need a little time alone
Some one has to call me on my cell phone
Every time I look up at the stars
I see a satellite looking at me, well, possibly mars
Every time I go to lie on the beach
People are packed in like sardines at arms reach
Every time I go to meditate in the park
Some big slobbering dog takes a huge crap and starts to bark

I'm building a rocket ship so I can
Get out of here
I'm taking peanuts, beef jerky, Spam, and
Lots of beer
A shot gun and my favorite fishin pole
I'm looking for my own intergalactic fishin hole

Love your poem Mag, imaginative;) You didn't include spam, I was some what disappointed.
The other stuff I can do without... you guys are incredibly NOT SHY!
Hi Firmalicious, you know I miss you terribly;)
Ok... off on another 4 Million day absence;) Heehee If I can stand it that it. Hugs to you all.

Starty was here! Starty is gone. :(

Jeesh, I'm missing everyone today. Not fair!

As for being shy. Starty, how long have you known me? Shy is not in my vocabulary. ;)

Thank you start, I included Spam. I'm building my space ship out of metal trash cans welded together and since you reminded me that I must take Spam, I wielded one more on to make room. A Spam compartment, if you will. Again, thank you.

The vafrous virgin wore valenki even though she was valgus.

She wore valenki? How about velvet velcro?

Russian Felt Boots valenki - RusClothing.com (http://www.rusclothing.com/traditional-russian/felt-boots/)

Valenki sounded more shi shi poo poo. ;)

Valenki drives me wild. Even the mere mention. Excuse me, I need to rapidly relieve my radical, raging, ram-like rat snake.

Rat snake? Is that another word for penis? ;)

Shhhh!

Eeeewww... stop it.
GEEZE!
K... off again.;):)

Start! Start! What are you hiding for? Did someone piss you off? We'll get them for you.

I think our alphabet scares her Mag. Come back Starty, Mag will be good. I can't vouch for me though, sorry. ;)

The fabulous fabulist found fellatio fascinating.

Freaky fun. Don't forget finger.

Yup! :)

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Love your poem Mag, imaginative;) You didnt include spam, I was some what disappointed.
The other stuff I can do without...you guys are incredibly NOT SHY!!
Hi Firmalicious, you know i miss you terribly;)
Ok...off on another 4 Million day absence;) Heehee If I can stand it that it. Hugs to you all.

Hi Starty,
Miss you terribly too :) .

I agree the people on this thread,Not Shy at all...
I am off too... Need to clear my head.:p

Oh my, I've been neglecting my post... what letter are we on?

Warning! This post has been hijacked and everyone that participted has been beaten.
This is your last warning. Leave and never return!

If I don't listen you'll beat me Mag? Hmmmm, choices, choices. ;)

Ack mein gott. That's what I get for getting a job and neglecting my peeps. Missed you mag. Been up to no good as usual, I presume.

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

I have to say I helped him along a bit Spydie, or did he help me? I'm not really sure.

We sort of abandoned the rules, any letter goes, any order, whatever your poison. Just try and make it dirty, apparently that's what we like. ;)

Pete's penis poked Penelope's perineum. ;)

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

Busted, I didn't listen, I kept reading. :)

Good one Mag! :p

Spydies spinchter spewed smelly, silky stuff.

Mags mouth masticated mouldy marmalade

Sexy Susies sultry sex sustained Stan? Does that make sense? ;)

Now you got it Spydie!

Does it make sense? Is Stan sustained? If so then I would say it makes perfect sense.

Mag, I like your new signature. Did you take a peek at mine?

Raunchy Randy rode Rhonda roughly.

Hells yeyah.

I like it.

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::giggle:: yup, it's all good! :)

Felix Falker f#cked Farrah Faucet fiercely.

F is fun! :)

Farrah Faucet Farted From being F#cked Fiercely

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Oooooh, ah, yes Mag, that is better. ;)

Theo touched Terry's tender tits with his tongue.

Goerge does eat it!

Are we doing cute pics now?

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Mag, you can thank me later, cash is good. ;)

WHoa! I'm having chest pains. I got to lie down.

Ophelia openly opposed Owens outrageous ordinance

Bad Ophelia, bad. ;)

Mag, you okay? I didn't mean to kill you. :(

Beatrices boobs blew buttons on her blouse!

Peter pecker pickled Piper's pootang
? Hmm I think I got that rhyme mixed up lol!

Peter pecker played with his pecker while poking Patty! :)

HA HA HAA. What's up with you tonight Alty? The girly photos? Peter playing with his pecker? Something on your mind? ;)
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It's always on my mind Spydie. I'm 38 years old, in my sexual prime. I've always been a very "open" person when it comes to sex, maybe a bit too open. ;)

Did I kill poor Mag with the girlie pic? Mag, tell me you're okay, tell me you want more. You know you want more. Come on, beg, I want to see you on your knees. ;)

Wow, naughty Alty is definitely out to play tonight. Where's M, he usually stops me! :)

I was hoping to see him too. Well maybe I can get the energy to stay up tomorrow night!
I would say I'm 'open' when it comes to sex as well. But then again I'm a sadist... :eek:

Ya M should be on tomorrow, it's Sunday for him right now. :)

Yawn, I'm getting a bit sleepy Spydie. OOhhhh!

Sleepy Spydie slept soundly after sex. :)

Sleepy spydey gets no sex because spyderzombie is at work :(
Oh, well there's always Sunday afternoon while jack is a'napping.
Arg, I think that was TMI... I'm out for the night!
*kisses

Pickled Poontang!

YUM!

We're a naughty bunch, aren't we?

Night Spydie. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not getting any tonight either. :(

Pickled poontang, can't say I've tried it, and no, I don't want to. ;) You can have it all to yourself Mag.

I'm hitting the sack too, so cross your legs! ;)

Night.

Zoe the zephyr zoomed to the zenith and zestfully zeroed in on the zealot

Rodney the rabbit repeatedly raped Rhonda the rat.

Benny Bunny Bit Bonny Bunnies Boob Bruising it Badly

Hey Mag... I think you got caught up with the ladies... arent you supposed to be hording gold and spam... get back to it MISTER!!

I've finished my hoarding chores so now I'm dinking around.

Dinking around ::giggle::

Sexy Starty stripped seductively with spam. :)

dinking around ::giggle::

Sexy Starty stripped seductively with spam. :)

Oh you have no idea!:eek:
Add a little bacon and I am good to go... LMAO sheesh, you sure know how to bring the dirty out, huh?:D

Eeeeek, busted! ;)

Dirty is my middle name, my third name is mind. :)

Haha, Alty, yes, I already knew that

I don't hide it well, do I? ;)

dinking around ::giggle::

Sexy Starty stripped seductively with spam. :)


YEE-HAA! I been trying to get her to wear Spam for years!

Oh no you don't Magatory! :)

She wears bacon. Looks bad.

Looks bad, feels good;)

Just try a Spam tutu.

Spammy Sammy scammed a sham now he is S.O.L in da slammer.

Spammy Sammy scammed a sham now he is S.O.L in da slammer.


You have soiled the perfect name of Spam. For this I declare Jihad upon you and the next 3000 of your evil, vile seed.

magprob magically miffed me by messing up my modus operandi
:(

It won't be the last time either. Hey! Check this guy out.
YouTube - How to make Moonshine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSbteUHn2Vo&feature=related)

That looks like me up in them thar hills baby!

I want to run away and be a hillbilly moonshiner with a pet opossum and eat cornbread and buttermilk.

I have been a hillbilly wanna-be 4-ever!

You got to love these:

YouTube - red green show episodes (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=red+green+show+episodes&search_type=&aq=1&oq=red+green)

YouTube - red green duct tape (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=red+green+duct+tape&search_type=&aq=2&oq=red+green+)

They ain't hillbillies! I'll betcha none of them have ever married their sister.

I bet none of dem was ever even married.
They is Canadian hillbilly want to be's I think
?

** crap... beat to it***

The theorem of truth that timothy the tyranical turtle thought threatened the tiny town through terrorized tyrsts of truly tumultuous troubled times

Terrible! I mean it's good, but that turtle is terrible!

Terrible! I mean it's good, but that turtle is terrible!

Maybe the terrible turtle is in its terrible twos?

Utley unicorn understood an unusual urge to use ukeleles... usually, and unfortunately, urging others unto uninspired undulation.

Very visually vibrant vivacious Valerie is vulnerable and vacillates with vast various vague view points. Often vindictive versions vividly verbalized venomously.

Alfred the Amazing Acrobat Almost Bounced Beyond the Backyard But Bounded Betwixt the Carport and the Cabana Creating a Cacophony of Calamitous Craziness that Destroyed our Doggone Doghouse Ending Everything Early, Even our Easter Egg Hunt. Friggin Flake! Goldurn Goofball! Hell!

Love that one mag :)

SHHH! I'm watching the new Amy Winehouse Christmas special, The Twelve Steps Of Christmas.

So sorry :)

O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL

O come all ye faithful,
All who care for justice,
O look ye, O look ye at Bethlehem ;
Come and behold it
Under occupation.
O come, let's not ignore it,
O come, let's not ignore it,
O come, let's not ignore it,
Tell the world.

Sing, all ye people,
Sing in indignation,
Be with the citizens of Bethlehem ;
Sing out for justice,
Freedom from oppression.
O come, let's not ignore it,
O come, let's not ignore it,
O come, let's not ignore it,
Tell the world.

Pricey presents... parking problems... people pushing... pricetags... price-checks... pretty paper... pesky packages... pooped!

The bizarre brazarre bazaar to benefit the bailout brought beautiful but brazen babes with billions of bucks busting beyond the blockade before they began the bazaar.

The bizarre brazarre bazaar to benefit the bailout brought beautiful but brazen babes with billions of bucks busting beyond the blockade before they began the bazaar.

Good one NH... but you cheated! Your letter is Q! Let's see what you can come up with there girl! :D;)

... or hey... I think I got it wrong... you guys messed me up! I thought we were going in order!. but it got changed up along the way! Oh well!

We have been jumping around since the second time through a few pages ago at least.

Yeah, I noticed that afterwards! LOL! ;)

Peter Piper Poked a Pack of Pickled Peckers! :p
... so lame! Haha!

Susy sold seashells by the seashore in slutty sandals and a sarong. :)

Magic Michael made Mickey's monkeys mysteriously move to Macedonia making many marvel.

Big Beautiful Bouncy Butt Buoyant as a Boat Bobbing Below the Bridge.

Big beautiful boobs bouncing boisterously beneath a bra. :)

Boisterous Boobs I like

I know Mag, after all, you stole my bra. ;)

Well, you shouldn't have left it in the back of my truck.

The Indian News Service, IANS, is reporting on December 25th, that a new species of blind snake has been discovered for the first time in Himachal Pradesh. The 287 mm long specimen has a shiny dark brown body and was found from a village in the state's Mandi district.


Its scientific name is Tynius wienius of family Tynius Pinius. (But records indicate this species was first described in 513 BC On X rated cave wall drawings.

The scientists - H.S. Mehta, Uttam Saikia and D.K. Sharma - have got the sample of the species from a village in Mandi district. The villagers are said to be in great pain and anguish because of it.

'Worm snakes are harmless blind species found mainly in Southeast Asia. They are burrowing reptiles that lead a secretive life. Because of the subterranean mode of existence, they are rarely seen and probably one of the reasons for little knowledge about their biology and ecology,' Mehta told IANS.

OK, I'm going to share a secret with you. I have discovered the most powerful, amazing, unbelievable thing ever. What is that you ask?
Fart accelerator! Yes! Fart accelerator!
A little background:
I decided to make sour dough bread you see. So, I had to make the sour dough starter.
Flour
Yeast
Sugar
Water
Mix together and allow to "ripen" or ferment for three days.
OK, I let it sit for three days and I thought it smelled absolutely wonderful so, I tasted it. It tasted so good, I had a full tablespoon full of it!
So, I kind of forgot about it but in about two hours... WHOA!
My lower gut got hot and I was doubled over with gas pains for a few minutes. Then, I felt like I had to poo. Couldn't poo though. Then, suddenly, I ripped the longest, most disgusting fart I had ever experienced in my entire life! It went on and on and on and on! My Chuhauhas started yelping and ran under the couch... no kidding... honest!
I was so amazed, I had to sit down and access the situation, fearing that my gut may explode or rupture of something.
In about three minutes, I felt it coming on again so I got the clock with the second hand and BLAMMMMM!
It kept going and going and going for 18 seconds! 18 SECONDS! The first one was longer for sure!
I have discovered the super fart secret of the ages!
Can this be marketed? I asked my wife that very question and she just gave me a dirty look. She said I woke her up last night with my horrendous smell. She is not real happy.
Anyway, just imagine. A whole new industry could be created around this. Farting contests, Guinness Book Of World Records. Divisional championships.
Man! I'm hyped!

It's Amazing!

I just had to spray down my computer! Sign off Mag! For the love of God... sign off!

Mag... I didn't want to keep reading that... but I did. Visuals are not good with this subject.
Can you please send me a starter? I love getting those;)

I can't right now start. The fire department and the state Hazardous Materials Section is here. I'm afraid Al Gore is going to tax my butt. This is getting out of hand.

K, understood. LOL weirdo;)

Mag, you have too much time on your hands. ;)

Fabulous farts flourish flambouantly at Mags farm. :)

Flatulent fumes ferment and fly far from Finland to Fresno and fuel forest fires! Firefighters fall!

Hee, hee, good one Starby. :)

Fifty-something Fanatical Farter Flings Funky Fragrance Farther and Faster than First Figured, Forcing French to Flee.

Funny!

Fart is the funniest word ever until MAG uses it and tells of his experiences. Now I will leave, as I can't make any good ones up... Hugs and lots of love...
YouTube - "The Grove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3b5q2lryGY)

Damn, in that tube-top, you make me almost forget you are my cousin.

LMAO... you were supposed to keep that between you and I MAG!!

Kissing Kousins Kould Kause Khaos and Kreate Kooky Kin!

Um, Starby, spell check. ;)

Now you all know what's up then... starby, Alty is right, spell check! LOL

Krazy Kids Kan't Komprehend?

Laughing little lily lickers.. What? HAHAHA!

Lily lickers? What the heck? That almost sounds dirty! LOL!

Marching mindy's mending matching maroon microfiber mud-slingers, making minced mushroom muck! Oh this is so dorky;)

Lucky little lollygaggers liberally learing at lean lads licking lemons and lapping lemonade!

marching mindy's mending matching maroon microfiber mud-slingers, making minced mushroom muck! Oh this is so dorky;)

Hahaha!

Mini Munchkins Mounting Mice, Making Mice Mad!
... don't even ask... LOL!