Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina Jolie walked up and with a big smile said, the mirror told me I am the most gorgeous of them all.. .

Brad Pitt walked up with a disgusted look on his face and said:

Who the hell is Magprob?

RAWR. Sexiest man alive huh mag?

Ha Ha... silly mirror LOL :)

Nice one Mag

RAWR. Sexiest man alive huh mag?

Hey, my picture is buried somewhere in "pictures of our members." Go see for yourself.

Hey, my picture is buried somewhere in "pictures of our members." Go see for yourself.

Ok, Mag, I looked through every post of yours from day one and looked (eagerly I might add) through all the pictures of our members... okay, I give up, where's your picture? I can hardly wait to see the real "hunk" we have here... so what # post on the member picture is you? There are ONLY 36 pages to wade through!! I'm pooped having to keep scrolling down... no fair... I'm an old broad and can't keep up... pant, pant, pant, I got to have a clue... pulease, pretty pulease with a strawberry on top?? You can PM me and I promise not to tell everyone, OK?

Very funny Mag... but I understand Brad also said that the mirror was cracked before he got there...

Ahahahahahaha classic

HI Bear.

Ok, Mag, I looked through each and every post of yours from day one and looked (eagerly I might add) through all the pictures of our members..... okay, I give up, where's your picture? I can hardly wait to see the real "hunk" we have here.... so what # post on the member picture is you?

Pssttt Twinkie

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Careful... Mags one sexy dude ;)

HI Bear.

Hey stringer sent you a pm how you doing

I am doing fine Bear, sore, but fine. Good to hear from you again my friend.

Pssttt Twinkie

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Careful..................Mags one sexy dude ;)


OMG!! The hat is teriffic and so is the stogie... but the mug on this dude is something else. Yes, and much, much better than Brad Pitt anyday. And it's page 16 post #617, thank you Friend, my dear. I got a teensey bit confusderated (as usual).

I remember seeing this picture once when I was rumbling through the members photos but I was hoping against hope that Mag had actually posted a for real person picture and not just one that he imagines himself to be. I read about his comb over in a post but had absolutely no idea that he smoked cigars. I was hoping to see the comb over photo:D:D