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Chery
Jun 28, 2006, 05:01 AM
*When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your end of the bargain." ***

*My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed. ***

*Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
Crisis.*


http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_9_3.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZN) Very Good Years!

NeedKarma
Jun 28, 2006, 05:19 AM
Or she could have stayed in shape like her husband did.
Edit: or, instead of taking all his money and assets in a bitter divorce she could have earned her own money and gotten her own boy-toy.

See? There an older guy solution to everything too!

ScottGem
Jun 28, 2006, 06:00 AM
Or she could have stayed in shape like her husband did.
edit: or, instead of taking all his money and assets in a bitter divorce she could have earned her own money and gotten her own boy-toy.

See? There an older guy solution to everything too!

Umm, why do you assume the husband stayed in shape? Seems to me all he provided was creature comforts as holding up his end :D

Its my experience that the distaff side tends to maintain their looks, especially bodily, more than the male side.

Wildcat21
Jun 28, 2006, 08:04 AM
Hey I like older women. Today they take care of themselves so much more. I remember when my mom and her friends and anyone from our church or what ever... when they were in their 40's they were done (sorry).

I know it has a lot to do with - exercise, better medicine, WATER, etc.

But I've mostly dated older women recently.

Wildcat21
Jun 28, 2006, 08:07 AM
Good stuff Chery - I needed a laugh!