P.M.S.
No sex
Asks you to help and you say OK in a min.
Ask if you are going to take the trash out and you say in a min.
Hide her sex toys
Don't tell her she looks lovely today
Throw away her fav. Nail polish even though it's empty
You takeing her last drink of wine
Not talking to her
Don't express your feelings for her
Takeing up more room than she does
Asking her to get rid of some stuff she doesn't need
Getting rid of stuff of hers wile she isn't home
Takeing the kids to the local horse races
Ask if she can see your wallet and you tell her NO!
Ask her to clean out the car (even if she's the one who messed it up)
Getting into her purse
Asking her age

How could you forget Leaving the toilet seat up! :D

How could you forget Leaving the toilet seat up! :DAhhh... yes the toilet seat I forgot that one that's a classic.

How could you forget Leaving the toilet seat up! :D

This is just sooooooo true ;)
I go mad :mad:

Taking her out to a posh restaurant,and saying... "You can forget your diet for tonight....you can always spend an extra hour in the gym tomorrow" :D

That's checky Nez... :(

Messing with my computer, grrrrrrrr!

Seeing his dirty socks on da floor
Rrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When we are in the supermarket and I just suddenly blurt out, "Marry you? Hell Lady, I don't even know you"!
Boy that really gets her!

:p

Complaining about her side of the family, especially her mother, is a sure fire way to get 'the look.'

Now wait a minute, women are susposed to leave the toilet seat up when they're through... right?

Now wait a minute, women are susposed to leave the toilet seat up when they're through...right?

Of course women might think about it, if you are willing to make sure there are none of those little "stains" men and boys leave everywhere on the rim and inside lid.

When we are in the supermarket and I just suddenly blurt out, "Marry you? Hell Lady, I don't even know you"!
Boy that really gets her!

:p


Awwww honey, I just LET you think that bothers me so you'll leave my computer alone! :eek:

LOL

When we are in the supermarket and I just suddenly blurt out, "Marry you? Hell Lady, I don't even know you"!
Boy that really gets her!

:pLOLOL!Good one.

The toilet seat one always makes me laugh because when we were first together, it was my HUSBAND, hygenic doctor that he is, who insisted that the toilet seat remain down, especially when flushing. Did you know that when you flush a toilet with the seat up, the water spray coats everything in the bathroom, including your toothbrushes? Yuck.

What makes me mad is when he says, "honey, WE gotta clean out the refrigerator today" and then leaves the house for work.

I think my name was chenged to WE without my knowledge. LOL

What makes me mad is when he says, "honey, WE gotta clean out the refrigerator today" and then leaves the house for work.

I think my name was chenged to WE without my knowledge. LOL


Mine tried that WE business until I told him the joke where one day the Lone Ranger and Tonto were surrounded by blooodthirsty hostiles and they are frantically reviewing plan after plan. Finally the Lone Ranger says "Aw hell buddy, this looks hopeless! Why don't we just run for our lives??" and Tonto says "Who WE White man?" :eek:

While playing with her breast tell her that hers are not as big as her sisters.

While playing with her breast tell her that hers are not as big as her sisters.
:eek: :eek: Yeah that will get you Killed until you die from it!

Soooooo I am wondering since rd68 did both sides of the rock band question... when do we see a thread about things that stupify the hubbies, hmmmmm? :rolleyes:

Ha! Replace all the creams that she use with like super glue or foot cream! Or, her face wash can be replaced with hair removal cream! LOL! Make sure you add water or something...

What really gets me I when (cos I ontlive wth my man)hist rooms a tip, can't be arsed cleaning it, but won't let me do it because ts 'his stuff' when did crisp packet and beer cans constitute stuff?

Snoring and buying things we don't need.