jep1982
Jun 11, 2006, 11:48 PM
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you were married 10 times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative: He kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Services: He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services: He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing: Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an Engineer: He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."
"Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration: He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
"Husband #7 was in Marketing: Athough he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psycologist: All he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist: All he did was look at it."
"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector: All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
A friend of mine gave me this joke and I thought it was hilarious, therefore decided to share with all of you!
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you were married 10 times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative: He kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Services: He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services: He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing: Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an Engineer: He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."
"Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration: He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
"Husband #7 was in Marketing: Athough he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psycologist: All he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist: All he did was look at it."
"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector: All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
A friend of mine gave me this joke and I thought it was hilarious, therefore decided to share with all of you!