Help! I know vampires aren't real, but I'm convinced I'm one. I have pale white skin, the whitest in my classs, actually. And I can't suntan. I'm always ice cold, my friends tell me that, so does my family and some times I crave blood. When I do, (this might sound gross, but, bear with me), when do crave blood, I perpussly cut myself and lick the blood. It makes me feel a lot better. Also, when I crave blood, I get purple circles under - neath my eyes and my irises turn a dark blue from their regular light blue. And then, when I lick the blood off my cut, the purple circles go away and my irises go back to light blue. I also have abnormally sharp K - 9 teeth. Also, my teeth are very, very, very white. Am I a vampire?:confused:

Ahhhh well probably you should go see a doctor.....
It's a better idea because people can be wrong sometimes.....

Lol um no its def. all in your head!!

You seem to have bad blood circulation, this is why you are pale, have cold skin, and purple rings beneath you eyes. Secondl, as 'lovnmydevildog' says, the pale skin and such is subconsciously making you believe you are a vampire and so you act accordingly.

I agree with Albear and have to add that you obviously have a very good imagination, use it for something creative.

As for your condition, go see a doctor, find out why you have such poor circulation.

Good luck.

Vampires are make believe... a myth... like zombies and dragons and stuff...
Are you asleep all day and only wake at night? No?. Then you couldn't possibly be a vampire... your just a pale dude with fangs... who licks his blood on occasions

Zombies and dragons are real, just not in the way your thinking

I know there real... Im just trying to help count dracula out...

Name calling isn't nice

Huh?

P.S. - I am also alergic to garlic!

I think your just obsessed with the cullens and wish you were a vampire!
But I wish I could be one too... I mean Edward is sooo hot and nice and it would be awesome to live forever with him! Ha ha...

But I think your just a little obsessed!

Good luck! X

There once was a vampire named Mabel, who's period was notoriously stable. So one night in June she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table.

Think you may be aenemic - low blood count or low in iron. Both you can take tablets for. Go see a doctor

Are you strong pretty fast have super hearing and strength too.:D because if you are then I would say your pretty close to a vampire.

There are lot of people who are into Vampires now aren't there? Thanks to that book Twilight...

May be you have a less count of RBC's

Can you eat garlic and stay out in the sun without your skin literally burning?

... you should be fine.

As far as the cutting, you should stop that. There's a chance you could accidentally cut yourself too deep, or even worse, there's a chance you could get an infection.

Oh boy :rolleyes:

Oh boy :rolleyes:

No worry, it's been reported.

No worry, it's been reported.

Damn. I love screwing with whack-o's like that.

Damn. I love screwing with whack-o's like that.

You'll need a wooden stake! :D

You'll need a wooden stake! :D

But.. but... all I have is history and factual information!

But..but....all I have is history and factual information!

That will only work if you can get the vampire to sit and listen. I still think you're better off with the stake, perhaps a cross and some holy water too, just in case. :cool:

That will only work if you can get the vampire to sit and listen.
Crap!

Crap!

You do realize we're going to burn at the stake for this! :eek:

Sorry Mods, my bad, I'll be good now. ::slinks away quietly:: ;)

Oh come on, this thread was dead in the water almost a month ago... until vampiro brought it back.

True. Okay, I'll play, but if I get into trouble I'm taking you with me. :cool:

True. Okay, I'll play, but if I get into trouble I'm taking you with me. :cool:

How so? I look at your post count and then at mine. Obviously you being the more experienced user are simply setting a bad example for a rookie such as myself :D

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