Okie dokie folkies...

Here is your chance to enter the ALL TIME GREATEST HOT SAUCE debate!
Step right up and list your brand and the great things it goes on!

Mine is: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE
And it goes in my clam chowder, eggs, and well mexican food, of course!

http://www.cosmicchile.com/site/357-mad-dog.html

Guacamole on a saltine with a liberal dash of Tapatio hot sauce. Gets my motor running!

Guacamole on a saltine with a liberal dash of Tapatio hot sauce. Gets my motor runnin!


I do believe Justin Wilson would be proud of you Magpie... that sounds yummy! :p

How about a hot sauce and fried banana and peanut butter sandwich

I want to do a song off one of my really big records... actually, there all the same size. Thank you, thank you very much.

I am trying to keep up with weird food and this thread I think I am two days behind and ten dollars short

Do you put hot sauce on the apple crumble?

Go back to the other one
No I don't but it is whatever tickles your taste buds

You don't want to know what tickles MY taste buds!!

Yes we do
It might be good

LMFAO, got to be good Mom, will spank us, and start us a new thread!

New threads aren't that bad as long as they don't get off track

Wouldn't have this problem if he used colon blow




A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor told him to have a seat.
In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.
When the man sat down and began observing the tools he
Noticed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table.

A tube of K-Y jelly;
A rubber glove; and
A beer.

When the doctor finally came in the man said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse...
Dammit, Helen! I said a BUTT LIGHT

A proctologist was standing outside the examination room when a nurse approched him and asked him to sign some papers. He reached for his pen but pulled out a thermometor. Ugh oh he said, some A**H*** has my pen!

Funny funny

And just where does the proctologist put the hot sauce?

Well it is not for the proctoligist.
It is for the patient if you keep yourself cleaned out then you don't need a proctoligist

Oh, so that is how it works!! My mind is not quite with it after today and I really wasn't sure. I would hate to go into lab with a bottle of COLON BLOW!!

Instructors may not be happy!

And just where does the proctologist put the hot sauce?
He puts it on the tumor. Shrinks it down to nothing.:eek:

You don't wanna know what tickles MY taste buds!!!!!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Good ole El Pato, goes on anything that will stand still

The hot sauce is here. Anyone want Colon Blow?

Josh did you get your Colon Blowed yet?

Every time I read the phrase "Colon Blow" my cheeks clench, and I am a-talking those cheeks too! Keep this up and I will lose my "Miss Manners As An Aging Hippie" official membership card!

You think you got problems, I'm about to lose my membership to the "I got out of COSTCO for under $100.00" club! All because of this COLON BLOW! Thing. I stopped clenching my cheeks days ago... too sore!

And another thing, I have'nt heard from Josh for too long now. I'm afraid he finally blew out his colon. Rest in peace Josh!

Sorry guys I am still here.
I haven't received it yet.
But I am waiting impatiently got to have it.

Just remember mom you are the one who started it.
Besides that I don't think your old enough to be in the hippie club.

Hands on hips.. . I am TOO! :D

And there's some days when I am even older than that as well... huh?

Whatever How old would you be then.
You act like you are only twenty nine or thirty.
You have to admit colon blow will keep you looking young if you use it as a face cream take them wrinkles right out.

Our it will let you now you did something stupid.

DON'T USE IT AS FACE CREAM!!

Take it from my experience. The other night while on here I had the bottle out to give Josh the website. I put the bottle away and forgot to wash my hands.

BIG MISTAKE!! I rubbed my finger over my top lip and began to regret it immediately. BTW my hubby eats this stuff, not me. No never me, no way , unh unh!

That's almost as bad as mistaking the Vicks for Vaseline!

I know Josh! I was only joking.

That's almost as bad as mistaking the Vicks for Vaseline!
OUCH!! :eek:

You don't wanna know what tickles MY taste buds!!!!!!!!!!

Naughty, naughty, ill have a wild guess ;)

You bunch of wild heathen behave! :D

From inocent hot spicy food it went on to dirty hot sauces lol

Yes, it's funny how food can become intertwined with that. There is just something about a marsciano cherry placed in just the right location to start a feeding frenzy!

While laying down on the couch to watch TV, I fill my naval with salt and dip my celery in it. Not a good idea if you have an outtie. Also, remove all belly button lint prior to filling with salt. This post has given me the idea to try it with hot sauce. I'll give it a go and get back with you.

Please do ;)

While laying down on the couch to watch TV, I fill my naval with salt and dip my celery in it. Not a good idea if you have an outtie. Also, remove all belly button lint prior to filling with salt.

AHA!

belly button as salt holder = Final Proof of Intelligent Design?!

Can anyone tie a cherry stem with their tongue? I can, my hubby likes it. LOL:p

AHA!

belly button as salt holder = Final Proof of Intelligent Design?!?!?

Or would an outie follow darwinism's survival of the fittest favoring innies?

Can anyone tie a cherry stem with their tongue? I can, my hubby likes it. LOL:p

No, but my wife says I'm very talented at sticking my head up my... uh... never mind.

I once was caught in a snowstorm camping with friends and we put hot sauce in our shoes to help stave off the freezing weather - it worked too but my expensive woolen socks were orange form some time. Brrrrrrrrr!

Now why I managed to conjure that up from salt in the navel, who knows! :eek:

I do like that trick though.. .

no, but my wife says im very talented at sticking my head up my...uh... nevermind.

If that were the case all men would have outies.

I don't make a normal practice out of sticking my head up my ***.
But I have had my foot surgicaly removed from my mouth once or twice.

OK, I tried using my navel as a hot sauce container. Do not, I repeat, do not try this! The corn chips scratch the inside of your navel then the hot sauce starts to irritate it. Before you know it... your on fire. :mad:

Once, in our reckless youths, we loaded up squirt guns with tequila, so we could shoot in each other's mouths and swill it down with some beer. I turned my head suddenly and caught a good shot in the ear.

YEEEEEEOOOOOW!!! :eek:

An EMT (was that you Stormy or Demon?)at the party grabbed me and mercifully stuffed my head in the sink and blasted my ear with water. But afterwards I was walking like I was on tilt for several hours all while stone cold sober.

Nope not me never been to Florida.

When I was a kid there was mexican restaurant that we would go to and they had hot sauce on a salad bar type thing. So one day we started to fill are glasses full of the stuff and drink it like water and we gradually worked are way hotter and hotter.

That is an experience I will never forget 15 different hotsauce and you where screaming for the Ice Cream at two in the morning

Well I knew a tough old gringo who could cook really fine food and he was prone to saying "It ain't really hot until its as hot leaving as it was coming" and I was somehow dumb blonde enough not to know what that meant until I ate his mexican cooking one day and didn't sit down so well for a few days. :eek:

That I s why most mexican reataurants offer Ice Cream on the menu.
It helps you with the passing of the food.

Come on ice cream!

I scream
You scream
We all scream for
Ice Cream!

Got my colon blow today good stuff hotter then hell though. Won't be drinking it by the glass full.

Hotttttttttttt

I think the terms is "the glass is half full" LOL

Half a drop'll do you.

Hasn't anyone come across "Piri Piri" or I've sometimes seen it spelt "Peri-Peri" originates from Portuguese S.Africa and made from tiny Birds' Tongue chillis. If you come across a Portuguese restaurant where the chef is ex Angolan or Mozambiquan it will be generally made to their own recipe of added oil and herbs. Hot and delish...

Hasn't anyone come across "Piri Piri" or I've sometimes seen it spelt "Peri-Peri" originates from Portuguese S.Africa and made from tiny Birds' Tongue chillis. If you come across a Portuguese restaurant where the chef is ex Angolan or Mozambiquan it will be generally made to their own recipe of added oil and herbs. Hot and delish.........

http://www.perksperiperi.com/aboutus.html

Coo, Jonegy! I may have to run to my nearest Publix and catch a bottle of this... I vaguely remember seeing in at DisneyWorld but I didn't try it!
It certainly looks as if it could out BAM the bam from Emeril LOL :D

GREAT SUGGESTION!

Just discovered Franks red hot.. I love it! Not too burn your face off hot but has a wonderful flavor!

Hot and Saucy.. indeed

You can get the Piri-Piri seeds here: http://ushotstuff.com/pages/p004.htm

Grow the chilis and make your own concoction. Boil chilis, garlic, onions, spices and whatever, run it through a food processor and strain it with a colander and VIOLA, your own COLON BLOW! Hotter than boiling snot hot sauce.

I been making my own for years and it is much better than what I find in the stores. I should probably go in for bypass surgery, but oh well!:D

Right now Im liking Tabasco "Chipotle" flavor hot sauce. Not too glamorous.. but it does the job... yikes... Im salivating as Im writing this.

LOL

Hot Sauce in Beer

Tabasco on popcorn!

Louisiana hot sause on baked potato or Ramen noodles (po mans delight)

I have been looking and looking for the hottest hot sauce available for sale.

It is called 16 million reserve
It was maid by Blair Lazar
At a price of 199.95

I have been looking and looking for the hottest hot sauce available for sale.

It is called 16 million reserve
It was maid by Blair Lazar
At a price of 199.95
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyuuuuuuuum Demon, LOL that dere better be one 'ellava hot sauce!! :eek:

It holds the world record for the hottest hot sauce.

DANG!! How big is the bottle?

It sounds like you've discovered the true cause of global warming LOL

And, oh by the way, nice to have a "members only" reunion too -- thanks, I needed that!

It is a 6oz bottle.

Ouch, a little steep,

I was going to get it for hubby's b-day, but...

Guess I'll wait till I graduate and start making some money first.

McIlhenney's, a hot sauce made in Louisiana. It's great! :)