Okay, this may not be a combo exactly but I salt my cantelope melon. . Oh, now here is one, and my hubby likes peanut butter and iceberg lettuce sandwiches! :p

Fried Mars bars?? :eek:

Thanks for redirecting Val.

Balogna, lettuce and pickle here!!

Hy hubbly likes hellmans Mayo on pizza

Salt on melon is not too bad, but peanut butter and lettuce? Yuckkkk... haha.

My adopted dad likes lime jello with lots of green olives (the pimento kind) in it. I don't know, maybe that's common but I think it's disgusting! :p

My gross food of choice is horseradish and applesauce on crackers. Reminds me of Passover LOL!

Horseradish on applesauce. Now I have heard it all, not to mention green jello with olives!!

My 4 year old dips his cheetos in ketchup

Mmmm... ketchup. My best friend eats Kraft Dinner (I think in the States you guys call it Kraft Macaroni and Cheese) with ketchup. That wouldn't be weird except that she throws out the cheese part... so it's just plain noodles with ketchup... blech!

When I used to work at McDonald's, I ate mayo and ketchup mixed together on my fries. Then later I discovered that mayo with sweet and sour sauce was even better haha.

Grossest ketchup story I know though is another friend who likes ketchup as a dip with raw veggies!! Like broccoli, carrots, celery, etc. Yuck!

What have I unleashed!?

I have been know on occasion put plain yellow mustard on pizza but ONLY the simple cheese and pepperoni kind... makes it taste a little like those giant hot pretzels the carnivals sell??

I think you have unleashed a monster, but you got to admit it is fun!!

I like fun posts too, at least no one is arguing. LOL

valinors_sorrow agrees: Hmmm I may have to try the Passover cracker recipe, I like the sound of it!

Yeah I like it haha. At Passover, there's this point in the seder where you each a small sandwich of bitter herbs (red horseradish) and a pasty mixture of nuts and apples, on matzoh. It tastes pretty good IMO haha. Crackers, applesauce and horseradish has a similar taste.

Best thread title I've seen in a long time. LOL!

Makes us all smile and we could actually use more of this kind of post.

My ex mother-in-law ate ham sandwhiches with oreo cookies on them.

I ate colby cheese and dill pickles while pregnant.

Have any of you ever had Prairie Oysters aka Montana Tendergroins? They're kind of a speciality around here, LOL. Here's a recipe:

http://www.whatscookingamerica.net/History/RockyMtnOyster.htm

EEEWWW!!

Daughter eats peanut butter on oreos, her best friend like ranch dip on hotdogs and pizza.

Mmmm... peanut butter oreos sound good. I imagine they'd taste something like a Reese peanut butter cup. Unfortunately I am on a sugar free diet now! :(

I just love Hummus, peanutbutter and green olive sandwiches. Makes my taste buds all stand up and applaude me!

Does anyone make their own Hummus? Where is that nice lady from the middle east, millic I think? Tell me how to make the most supberb Hummus, if I don't already. I use Chick peas, Tahini and garlic then food processor till creamy. Sound about right?

Oreo cookies ought to be outlawed along with Tootsie Rolls on the charge of trying to impersonate chocolate!

GAG! GAG! GAG!

Salt on melon is good.

Olives in almost anything is wrong.

For years I did potato chips in whatever sandwich I was eating... as in a layer of chips over the cheese.

Peanut butter and lettuce sandwich I can see... kind of a play off peanut butter on celery sticks. Anyone ever done the elvis special? Grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich?

Mmmm... peanut butter oreos sound good. I imagine they'd taste something like a Reese peanut butter cup. Unfortunately I am on a sugar free diet now! :(


I saw recently in an ad they are coming out with new Mint filling Oreos and that just might redeem them, In my opinion! Sort of a portable Grasshopper Pie? LOL :p

Oreo cookies ought to be outlawed along with Tootsie Rolls on the charge of trying to impersonate chocolate!!

GAG!! GAG!! GAG!!

I agree its not chocolate, but if you pass this law you will have BIG MISTER BUNNY BEAR (aka my son) to answer to!!

We were just at a restaurant like 20 min ago to take out food and he kept slipping behind a counter. I thought it was to find crayons. Nope. He knows inherently where they stashed the tootsie rolls. Absolutely no idea how he knew that. He also knows what toys stores look like from the back so I suppose there's just some funky kid mojo going on.

I have that funky kid mojo going on still. I can find a tootsie roll or an oreo hidden within 5 city blocks! Now that is an important skill to have!

I have that funky kid mojo goin on still. I can find a tootsie roll or an oreo hidden within 5 city blocks! Now that is an important skill to have!

Starts pinging Magpie with olives after sucking the pimento out of them whilst chanting faintly "food fight food fight food fight". LOL.

PING! :eek:

One thing the guys do around here is put saled peanuts in their Coke. It cannot be Pepsi, which is my drink of choice, but coke.

Before you ping me please allow me to cover myself with a protective coating of whipped cream. Ahhh yes... thats much better... OK... ping away... HEY!. who threw the pineapple?

I put salsa on pizza hamburgers hotdogs.everything except breakfast cereal

Personal favorite rocky mountain oysters

Pass the whipped cream please!!

I want to put it on my taco!

The thing with the peanuts in the coke is an Okie thing I learned from my dad. He is a real Okie and he still puts peanuts in his Coke... and yes, it must be Coke. People from Arkansas use Pepsi and you know what people from Arkansas are like!

I'd have to say that whipped cream on a taco truly is my all time favorite.

LMAO, I live 45 minutes from AR!!

Yeppers, they have "sheep" tattooed on their arms.

I have never put whipped cream on tacos any good

How about hot sauce on ice cream?

pass the whipped cream please!!!!

I wanna put it on my taco!
Eeeeeeeeeeewwww! :eek:

Hot sauce on ice cream not to bad

I like real maple syrup on vanilla ice cream, mmmmmm!

I think I got lost ten minutes ago

Try the hot sauce you will never go back

Oh that sound sooo good. Real Maple Syrup on anything is good!

Read the map Demon, we are right around the corner, hiding under the table waiting to catch the crumbs

You wernt lost Demon... I'm just trying to find the hot sauce!

I remember from boy scouts hobo dinners

Speaking of hot sauce, anyone ever tried Colon Blow?

Hubby put a little bit on a roast beef sandwich, when I say a little bit I mean a teeny tiny little bit, and it numbed his mouth. And he is a professional hot sauce freak and he has never had anything near as hot as this.

You can get it at www.delidirect.com if you are man/woman enough.

He has tried 'em all and this is by far the HOTTEST

I like the *** kicking mule sauce

Ok, how does this sound? Take a big, lucious jelly filled donut, suck all of the jelly out, stick a Reeses Peanutbutter cup inside and microwave it for just 7 to 10 seconds. Yeeeeoooowwww! Totally indescribally scrumptsoulicious!
Demon, NO HOT SAUCE... I repeat... NO HOT SAUCE! :)

Did he ask where the ice cream was

Sounds good to me.

Oh, Yummy!! Donuts and Reeses

See me running for my car keys. Sounds like a drug! It doesn't show up on a drug test does it?

Demon, ever tried toxic waste hot sauce on popcorn?

COLON BLOW? I can do that without the hot sauce!

Taps my foot, plants my hands on my hips and looks askance at the three of you...

Do we need to start the ALL TIME HOT SAUCE DEBATE thread??

LOL

No, it will only show up on a hug test!

LMAO, well I just put the Colon Blow back and forgot to wash my hands!!

Lips are burning, HELP!! SOMEONE PUT OUT THE FIRE!!

You can start the hot sauce thread but only if we can see an illustration of a real life COLON BLOW!

Nope I like my popcorn extra butter

And call me josh

Okay, fire out now!! No, Mom, don't change the thread, this is too fun!

Please, Mom, Please!!

Does anyone make their own Hummus? Where is that nice lady from the middle east, millic I think? Tell me how to make the most supberb Hummus, if I don't already. I use Chick peas, Tahini and garlic then food processor till creamy. Sound about right?

That's basically how I make my hummus, although I add a bit of olive oil, and sometimes lemon juice, too.

How about Herring and Apple Salad in Sour Cream? Kind of an Ashkenazi Jewish special haha. Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:

1 16 oz jar of pickled herring, drained throroughly
1 medium onion, finely chopped
4 crisp tart apples (I like using Granny Smith), cored and peeled
1 1/4 cups sour cream
1 tsp wine vinegar
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 tsp dijon mustard
Shredded lettuce and paprika for garnish

Slice the herring and apples into bite size pieces, and put the herring, apples and onion into a large bowl. Stir the vinegar and seasonings into the sour cream, and then add it to the apple and herring mixture, stirring thoroughly. Refridgerate for several hours or overnight. Spoon the salad onto a bed of lettuce and garnish with paprika. Serve with buttered rye bread.

Just ordered a bottle of your colon blow

Anyone heard of Hot as S**t Hot Sauce? Is it really 98.6 degrees hot?

But it is good on watermelon.

With popcorn I will put a whole stick of butter on a bag of that microwave popcorn.
I call it a heart attack in a bag

Yep I can buy it at walmart

You're going to hurt yourself sonny boy. Leave the COLON BLOWING to us professionals. Time and experience is the key!

Now on to drinks
I am allergic to barley that is out of the question
But I like to mix mt dew with coke and dr pepper.
Quick change of subject so she can't change the thread

The only hot sauce I've used is called Rooster Brand Chili Garlic Sauce... it's Vietnamese. It's awesome with Vietnamese food, such as spring rolls, but disgusting with hot dogs. I used it on hot dogs once when I ran out of ketchup, and BOY was I sick the next day!!

This Hot as S*** stuff, you sure it's not neuclear waste?

Okay, fire out now!!!!! No, Mom, don't change the thread, this is too fun!!

Please, Mom, Please!!!


Too late, its done posted now! :( BUT y'all can handle it, I'm sure!

I love the Rooster brand... really good stuff. Also, I love Kim Chee, hot cabbage sour kraut.

Oh, careful Josh, the label says WARNING Use extreme caution one half drop is TOO Much! Wash hands before touch any part of your body

Kim Chee, breakfast of champions!!

It is OK I am a professional

I love the Rooster brand...really good stuff. Also, I love Kim Chee, hot cabbage sour kraut.

OOOH don't get me started on sauerkraut, LOL! I love it! When I have a big craving for it I go to Fuddruckers and have it as a side rather than a topping! :p It's also really good mixed in with tuna salad (tuna, mayo, onion, sauerkraut).

Ok, Josh, make sure you do it on duty so they can take you to the ER!!

Holy hot sauce batman she did it there is a new post

You going to hurt yourself sonny boy!

They problem with doing it on duty is I am the only emt here

Saurkraut!! Yum Yum, traditional Polish Christmas dish, Saurkraut Mushroom Soup!!

Sonny boy I am 27 you can call me sonny man lol

Oh yea orange, me too. I make my own sour kraut. It's easy to do and soooo much better than the can o kraut.

There ain't nothing wrong with saurkraut
I was feed ing to my kids at nine months old
Do you have a recipe for that soup j9

OK sonny man but when you blow the doors off that meat wagon your driving and the patient flies out the back you going to have some serious splainin to do!

Oh, yea,

I'll PM you with it. I am glad to be able to return the favor.

There ain't nothing wrong with saurkraut
I was feed ing to my kids at nine months old
do you have a recipe for that soup j9

ME too ME too, I want the soup and the kraut recipes!

Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?? :D

Me too. Thanks.

I really like to cook with a dutch oven
Have ever had an apple crumble from a dutch oven

You know this make my night go by faster I am here till 6:00 AM

It is only 8:00 PM now

Apple crumble sounds superb. How do you make it?

Hey, as a young man I worked as a rough neck in Gillette Wyoming for a couple of years. I love Wyoming!

Hey, I thought this was about food!!

I married a bar bouncer by the way.

I use the apples out of the can sense they aren't in season right now.
I will put like a pie crust in the bottom of a 9" dutch layer apples and ciinamon
Sugar. Then I make crumble out of flower cinnamon sugar and milk.
Cook for twenty minutes.coals on the bottom coals on the top.
Serve with whip cream and or hot sauce

Right now I am sitting at a computer at belle ayr coal mine waiting for a mayday

The mine is about 7 miles south of gillette
When are you moving back

Oh, yeah, how about butter on hot dogs!!

Yuck

Never tried that one

No more about are jobs and such mom will make a new thread

Look, Mom, you have even more kiddies now!!

Please send me to bed I haven't slept in two days

Go to bed Josh!!

New thread coming why demonspeeding hasn't slept in two days

Mag were did you go

Bet he went to bed, take the cue Josh.

Got one more night then I will sleep

Mkay I go away for like an hour and this already has TEN PAGES of posts...

Who opened the tequilla while I was gone??

The old saying
No rest for the wicked
Hence the name

Okay, no new thread here, back to food!!

j9 did
Maybe I did
Who nows but it sure is fun
Have you checked out the great hot sauce debate

OK OK
Now you are starting to sound like mom
I also like mexican food nothing better then smothered green chille burritos

No, actually I started the Gun control thread and it magnified into this. Val started it.

Is there a length limit on threads

Hey, beer, does it show up on a drug test?

I am so confused!!

ARGHHHHHHHHH

Breath alzir test or a piss test

Is there a length limit on threads

I'm actually not sure, but I know I haven't many threads get much longer than this one haha. Maybe this thread can break a record or something. :p

I have a great recipe for rocky mountain oysters

Pee test, nursing school orientation tomorrow, hubby home, no kids, you know how that goes.

At least I haven't seen one argument on this thread

Drink green tea it cleans out your system

Don't think we could find rocky Mountain Oysters fresh here, John had some on the way to Alabama, he said they they were "crun-juicy"

You mean like a bottle of lipton green tea?

But I got to have my PEPSI!!

at least I haven't seen one argument on this thread

Very true! I say we see how long it can get!! Not all tonight though necessarily LOL.

Maybe if we all rate the thread with the most possible stars they won't close it.

Let us all thank Val, my newly adopted Mom, for these laughs.

J9 bows down and thanks Val

Xoxox to you Mom

Deep fried green chili burro smothered in enchilada sauce and cheese! That is my specilaity. I make the kind dude.

Yes a bottle of green tea
It is branding season around here plenty of fresh ones
Why not tonight I am here all night

Hubby and I have to come visit just to have 'em Mag.

Directions please!!

Send me a recipe

Um hey?
And we're still waiting on a soup recipe and a kraut recipe?

Get busy, girls! :D

Josh, can you ship 'em overnight? John would be happy with that and the crowned rack of lamb.

Tennessee to Wyoming find the interstateand head north west

Sorry, sent to Josh by PM, here is for y'all
1 large jar of sauerkraut (drained but reserve the juice)

Fresh mushrooms sliced

1 large white onion sliced and cut in half (oh, yeah you don't do onions)

2 sticks of butter

1st slice up the onion and sauté it in 1 stick of butter
2nd add the sauerkraut and sauté both until crisp

Put juice in a pan, add the onions and sauerkraut, and add about a cup of water.

Clean and slice the mushrooms and add to the soup and add the second stick of butter.

Steep for a few hours

Better served the next day.

Janine

Not much of a chance to send them overnight because most of the time we eat them as they come off

I love Wyoming, MOUNTAINS!!

I miss the mountains and snow!

But can't make it overnight, got orientation tomorrow.

Okay, Val (Mom) you started this thread at approx 6:57 Central time and we now have 13 pages.

WHAT FUN!

I will be at the top of the world come Saturday morning

Don't rub it in!

Oops 14 pages now!!

Thank you Janine, that sounds just delicious!
Now I am off to bed for some hot sauce chasing me over the mountains of kraut dreams!

Thank you all for a really fun time! Good night kids! Xoxoxo

Can I drink greeen tea at 7 a.m.

Fourteen
I don't think there are any mods on to stop us keep it going brothers and sisters and mom

No I would drink tonight takes twelve hours to clean out system

Night Mom, Sweet and Sour dreams

Night all, have to go watch Ghosts of Waverly Sanitorium before going to bed.

Nursing School Orientation in the morning, so I won't be here tomorrow. Keep me posted on all the laughs.

Was really a great time.

Thanks all.

Group hugs anyone?

More Whipped Cream!!

I have a new delightful friend,
I am most in awe of her.
When we first met I was impressed,
By her bizarre behavior.

That day I had a date with friends,
We met to have some lunch.
Mae had come along with them,
All in all... a pleasant bunch.





When the menus were presented,
We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups.
Except for Mae who circumvented,
And said, Ice Cream, please: two scoops.

I was not sure my ears heard right,
And the others were aghast.
Along with heated apple pie,
Mae added, completely unabashed.





We tried to act quite nonchalant,
As if people did this all the time.
But when our orders were brought out,
I did not enjoy mine.

I could not take my eyes off Mae,
As her pie a-la-mode went down.
The other ladies showed dismay,
They ate their lunches silently, and frowned.





Well, the next time I went out to eat,
I called and invited Mae.
My lunch contained white tuna meat,
She ordered an ice cream sundae.

I smiled when her dish I viewed,
And she asked if she amused me.
I answered, Yes, you do,
But also you confuse me.





How come you order rich desserts,
When I feel I must be sensible?
She laughed and said, with wanton mirth,
I am tasting all that's possible.

I try to eat the food I need,
And do the things I should.
But life's so short, my friend, indeed,
I hate missing out on something good.





This year I realized how old I was,
She grinned, I've not been this old before.
So, before I die, I've got to try,
Those things for years I had ignored.

I've not smelled all the flowers yet,
There's too many books I have not read.
There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down,
And kites to be flown overhead.





There are many malls I have not shopped,
I've not laughed at all the jokes.
I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits,
And potato chips and cokes.

I want to wade again in water,
And feel ocean spray upon my face.
Sit in a country church once more,
And thank God for It's grace.





I want peanut butter every day,
Spread on my morning toast.
I want un-timed long-distance calls,
To the folks I love the most.

I've not cried at all the movies yet,
Nor walked in the morning rain.
I need to feel wind in my hair,
I want to fall in love again.





So, if I choose to have dessert,
Instead of having dinner.
Then should I die before night fall,
I'd say I died a winner.

Because I missed out on nothing,
I filled my heart's desire.
I had that final ice cream sundae,
Before my life expired.





With that, I called the waitress over,
I've changed my mind, it seems.
I said, I want what she is having,
Only add some more whipped-cream!

I'm actually not sure, but I know I haven't many threads get much longer than this one haha. Maybe this thread can break a record or something. :p

the longest thread I can think of seeing here is the adult sex shaving thread... something like 240 posts and 100000 views.

I'm guessing we can break the posts, but the views... I'm guessing not so much. Unless we move the strange food thread to adult sexuality? =)

or not.

we keep this up and they might open a topic called "off topic" for completely random streams of silliness.

We just have to try harder.

Keep um coming friends neighbor and country men and foreigners.
Who ever else wants in on the fun.

Turkey fries... yep, like mountain oysters but turkeys are the donors. Absolutely yummy! Ever had them?

Errr you mean like, turkey testicles?? LOL.

Actually they're probably good... I like the pope's nose. :) (the tail of the turkey or chicken in case anyone doesn't know what I mean)

Btw, does anyone know what chicken fried steak is? Is it chicken or steak or a chicken steak? :rolleyes: It's not a Canadian food, so I'm just wondering.

It is beef

Nope never had turkey fries
Can I put hot sauce on them

Turkey fries go real good with hot sauce Demon. As far as the popes nose goes... yuck. To fatty. Remember the McDonalds Chicken McRibs? Some comedian called the popes nose chicken Mcbooties. Ha hA hA, I thought that was hilarious! Chicken Mcbooties go real well with hot sauce Demon. I hear COLON BLOW really goes well with them chicken Mcbooties.

I am laughing

Turkey testicles and chicken mcbooties!!

Just greeeeaaatttt! thatll be stuck in my head every time a pass a mcd's now.

This thread just keeps getting funnier by the minute.

That is what happens at 1:00 am

Cripes guys I turn my back for a few minutes and look back and there's this HUGE thread!!

You've been busy I must say.

Yes we have.

But it has been a lot of fun

Chicken McFrickinBooties!!

OMG, good way to wake up with a laugh or two!!

I need my morning Pepsi!

Good thing I didn't have when when I read what went on overnight, I laughed and it would have probably come out my nose!

Chicken McFrickinBooties!!!!!!!

OMG, good way to wake up with a laugh or two!!!!!!!!!

I need my morning Pepsi!!

good thing I didn't have when when I read what went on overnight, I laughed and it would have probably come out my nose!

Isn't soda out your nose just torture??

Hmmmm... seems this thread just keeps getting more and more off topic.

SO we have discussed COLON BLOW... now nasal blow... good lord what next?
Could it be by-pass surgery?

isnt soda out your nose just torture???


Yesss... but the worst thing is hydrogen peroxide up your nose!! I was advised to try that for a sinus infection, and THAT is torture. It was the worst pain my poor nose had ever experienced!

Tried a new one today, fresh fruit pizza

Was really good. Fresh fruit on a sugar cookie crust. I need the recipe!

Re the soup recipe - what weight/measure is a stick of butter??

One we loved as kids - lettuce with malt vinegar and sugar sandwiches.

In Brazil I love 'Romeo and Juliet' -= cheese and like a solid quince jam (jello) on a cocktail stick - similar to our cheese and pineapple.

A famous brazilian/portuguese one is 'feijoada', a kind of thick black bean stew with garlic sausage and suckling pig - ears snout tail trotters the lot.

WTH?? In less than 24 hours, you girls (and looks like a few guys have joined in) have filled up 14 pages on weird food combos?? :eek: :p :D :cool:

Yes we did... but I must plead temporary insanity plus the fact that early on I got into the cooking sherry.

Jonegy, one stick of butter is 1/4 pound in american weight.

DrJizzle: We actually had 13 pages filled up in about 2 hours. We missed you was quite the fun here last night.

It has been...
ENORMOUS FUN!! :D :D :D :D :D
(insert the circling finger to her head gesture here... lol)

Oh, it was a blast last night. I should have gone to bed around 9 cause of nursing school orientation had to be up at 4:30ish.

I was having WAY too much fun!!

You guys are crazy! It makes me miss having my computer at home running... most my time spent here is while Im at work (shhhhhh ;))

Does anyone have an aversion with their food touching other food on their plate?

How about eating one food before going on to the next?

When I was younger, I used to mix whatever we were having for dinner all together. So every bite had a part of each type of food (except I didn't mix cold with hot). Something's were actually QUITE good that way.

I don't think I was ever into weird foods.. at leas not that I considered weird. I used to eat Honey & Butter Sandwhiches! MmmMMMmmm... those are good! We lived on a bog ranch and we let these people keep their bees there so we got free fresh honey! MmmmMMMMmmm... it even got to the point where we would just make a jar of "Goup." Its what we called mixed honey and butter.

Well kids I am back
I had macroni and cheese with beef and tomatoes and corn for dinner.
That is was really good
I am ready to go now for another night of fun food and work

LOL, welcome back Josh! I won't be around long. Long day of nursing orientation, but looking forward to a little fun tonight.

I am here all night

I am not here very long, orientation was greulling, I can't even type, and spell, me the grammar queen, well forget that tonight.

Unmixing your mixed veggies? Mom, that is BAD, LOL.

My 4 year old puts mashed potatoes and corn on his biscuits and calls them corn sandwiches.

Which proves one thing, we are simple minded and easily amused.

Oh, not only am I easily amused, I have been told that I am eternally happy and that upsets some folks?

What is up with that?

Because people that are not hate bright light.

Hey Demon, did you have any COLON BLOW! On that mac & cheese?

Hey J_81/2, you're a lightweight if you don't help run this to 30 pages tonight!

Forget about mom, I think last night put her on a resperator! Her little bit of writing today seemed week.

Well, I can come back with you are a minprob then can't I?

Lightweight huh? I can usually hang with the big dogs!!

I cloned a little guy that looks just like me only smaller. I call him miniprob!

Well, He** after what I have been through today, do you think I can spell. Darn!!

Anyway, my dear, got anything for me to laugh at to keep me awake so that we can reacjh the 20 page mile mark?

Food, remember, food!!

Colon Blow, Hot as S**t Sauce. Dang, are we losing our appeal here or what!!

I think I am becoming delierious, forget my grammar tonight. Orientation took it all out of me.

Are you really an Okie, you still there? If so, you are practically my neighbor.

Okay off topic.

Throw me a pice of meat and a head of lettuce once a week and I will be fine.

Papa Roach Rules!!

Sorry kids had to do some paperwork
No hot sauce had pace picante sauce
I will be making green chili burritos for dinner tomorrow night

My Dad is an Okie. Remember, peanuts in the Coke?

Hey Demonspeeding, bring the meatwagon and pick her up... she's through!

I really like to roast a pig over a pit throw a little bbq sauce keep him turning and dam that's a fine meal

One of these days I will try that coke and peanuts thing

Although I am not an okie might be good

How's about Vegemite (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/food-drink/great-marmite-vegemite-debate-27455-2.html) and mayo sarnies ;) (That's a sandwich for those non British speakers here)

Slept long and well, but still not recovered. Might need that meatwagon after all.

Peantus in orange soda is supposed to be good, but I say yuck!

I voted on your pole no vegimite

Good morning j9

Does anyone have an aversion with their food touching other food on their plate?

How about eating one food before going on to the next?

yeah... its not completely neurotic, but I hate cold french fries, so I'll always eat all or most of them before the sandwich, even though I like the sandwich hot too. Basically I want my food brought to me in thirds at my demand. Oh well.

on a completely diff note - my grandfather was a carpenter so he always took a lunch box w food to the site. For years he always had angel food cake as a dessert. One day my grandmother swore in a rage that shed never make it again for him. Seems she found out that after all her work to make an airy angel food cake that he'd always smoosh it into a dense ball an eat the whole thing all at once... he just like it compacted like that. She was absolutely in a rage and he didn't understand why. =)

val - picking apart mixed veggies... now if you're doing this because you dislike some, OK. But if you do that to order them before eating, that's a little beyond me. =) you don't count them too to make sure there are even numbers?




I dont think I was ever into wierd foods.. at leas not that I considered wierd. I used to eat Honey & Butter Sandwhiches! mmmMMMmmm... those are good! We lived on a bog ranch and we let these people keep thier bees there so we got free fresh honey!! mmmmMMMMmmm... it even got to the point where we would just make a jar of "Goup." Its what we called mixed honey and butter.

yeah, you can buy honey butter blend in the stores now. Yummy.

my wife likes some protein in the morning... despite all the carbs fill you up talk, if she has a little protein it keeps her full longer. Anyway, she isn't a huge fan of peanut butter, but can eat it on toast if in a rush.

she came up with a mix of honey and peanut butter on toast that's really quite good. You just butter the toast a little, then add and spread some honey, then the peanut butter. Pretty yummy stuff.

Toast a cinnimmon raisin bagal and put the butter, honey and peanut butter on it. YYYYEEEEOOOOWWWW! SMOKIN!! Or, dip a nice crispy apple into a peanutbutter/honey mix. That is better than a snickers for quick pick me up.
I love the story about your grandpa smashing the angelfood cake into a ball and eating it! It just tastes better that way. Instead of air you get all cake. Cake is GOOD!! :D

Ive yet to experience the vegemite... I had met a girl online that lives in Australia... we still talk to this day... and at least once a month, I have to remind her to mail me some vegemite! This has been going on for well over a year now lol. I suppose I will have to just fly to autralia myself

... its just the flight back (flight 815) that scares me lol

Wow this thread grew fast and it only shows how weird the people here are. If you want class try a mustard and union sandwich with lettuce... yummy

Beautiful creamy white herring livers - fresh from the fish - rinsed in water and swallowed whole. The squeamish ones can dip them in seasoned flour and quick fry them. :D

OMG!! Tal and Jone, you two are nutso!!

I need some hot sauce!

OMG!!!!!!!! Tal and Jone, you two are nutso!!!!!!!

I need some hot sauce!!


OMG!
Even a whole bottle of hot sauce won't be fixing whatever that :eek: dish jonesey cooked up is. EEEEEEWW! :D

No fish eggs for this gal. I only use them to catch other fish!

EEEWWWW!!

I agree with you whole heartedly Val.

Jonegy agrees: caviar is only fish eggs and I bet you'd eat that :-p

I have to say it did look elegant, the black shiney goo poured over a slab of white cream cheese surrounded by nice bits of toasted crackers at the soirée my mom was throwing (boy could she "do" a party!) but one brave sampling was all I needed to cross yet another life experience off my to-do list! LOL

(Peeping from under the covers)

Could this be it? Is it over? Has it stopped? BBRRPPP!

BUUURRRPPP!! Nope, it isn't over till the fat lady sings. Yogurt, any flavor, with wheat germ mixed in. I don't know what it is but one tub of yogurt and as much wheat germ as you can pile in mixed up real nice just fills me up fast and tastes great!

Man.

I need to drink more wine tonight before I read anymore.

Here's one that was inspired by indulgence in cohol.

My italian father in law came home one night with friends after drinking some italian liquer that tastes like licorice. Basically, anytime they open a bottle of this stuff you'd better have bail money cause the bottle get polished off and the boys get rowdy.

Anyway, he, being a bachelor, looked in his barren fridge and saw italian salami, cream cheese, and tabasco. He put them together and they are now a staple at all family holiday gatherings. You warm the cream cheese or beat it in a mixer, then add tabasco until it has enough kick... it always takes more than you think. Then spread the mix on one side of the salami and roll it into a tube and cut in half. Refrigerate if not eating immediately.

This requires good italian salami... one that doesn't taste like pork. And its better if you can get it cut thinly.. you want a little bite, but not too thick.

This appetizer is absolutely demanded at major family gatherings and it is pretty awesome for being only three ingredients, a half hour prep, and inspired by a late night buzz.

italian father in law came home one night with friends after drinking some italian liquer that tastes like licorice. you warm the cream cheese or beat it in a mixer, then add tabasco until it has enough kick.... it always takes more than you think. then spread the mix on one side of the salami and roll it into a tube and cut in half. refrigerate if not eating immediately.

Must have been Sambuca or Anisette. I loved it when my Italian hockey-player boyfriend's mother served it. It was clear until mixed with water and then became cloudy. Yum!

I know a similar hor d'oeuvre my mom made of worcestershire sauce flavoured cream cheese rolled into thinly sliced chipped beef and secured with a fancy toothpick. Very popular. I shall have to try the hot sauce and salami trick or face relinquishing my title, I should think? :p

ill have to ask my wife if its sambuca... the name rings familiar, but the color seems off... I thought the boys drank a darker version but id only had it once and I might be mistaken. Galliano is another anise flavored drink but I don't think that was it.

like I said with the salimi roll ups, you're looking for a more garlicky and spiced flavored salami if possible, instead of a one that tastes more like pork. We gets ours in a local italian deli and its simply called moist salami. I don't know what ill do to please my girls if we ever move and I can't find a substitute. Well... yeah, I know what ill do... like when her father moved, ill have to have it less often and have people bring it with them when they visit. =)

Could it be Uzo?

I LOVE SALAMI AND CREAM CHEESE, and can't ber president of the hot sauce of the month club without trying this one!!

Thanks KP

Yesssssssss... UZO! Very cool stuff! Thanks kid!

Uzo and then light it on fire!

KP that sounds like Sambuca Nero (http://www.beerliquors.com/buy/liquors/sambuca.htm).

J_9 it's Sambuca you like on fire with an odd number of coffee beans in it, not Uzo. That stuff is just EviL

Ok, thanks for clearing that up. You are so right about the coffee beans. My hubby usually orders for me, so I was not sure.

How about dipping bread in Kool-aid? Or does that belong in the weird drinks category?

Ranch dressing on hot dogs?

Bread in Kool Aid, hmm I suppose it depends on what flavour it is ;)

How about the new Avatar, does it match my Presidency in the Hot Sauce of the Month Club?

Could not find one of a hot sauce bottle.

Looking for colon blow.

Ahh, there we go!

I love pinto beans! I cook them in a crock pot with plenty of bacon and lots of garlic, on low, all night. Cornbread, raw white onions and a few yellow chili peppers/cauliflower mix and I am a happy boy!

Does anyone have a recipe for beef liver pate? I make my own with chicken livers cooked with onions and garlic the food processed, salt & pepper.

I like to talk 3 large potatoes and slice and fry them.
A pound of hamburger cooked
Mix all together add half pound sharp cheddar
Healthy dose of hot sauce and eat

Why me
Why me

I love pinto beans! I cook them in a crock pot with plenty of bacon and lots of garlic, on low, all night. Cornbread, raw white onions and a few yellow chili peppers/cauliflower mix and I am a happy boy!

Does anyone have a recipe for beef liver pate? I make my own with chicken livers cooked with onions and garlic the food processed, salt & pepper. Gosh, the only thing I do different here is add carrots and smoked hamhocks.

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Holly huge thread batman! I leave for 4 days and you kids go insane! * shoves josh out of the way and steals my friend back!

No one mentioned wendy's fries dipped in frosty.. now that's some good eating. and those rocky mountain oysters, I hear they have a nutty flavor LOL

How rude You can't have them back.
How was your trip
Eat anything interesting
No rocky mountain oysters taste like chicken

Never mind josh LOL that went right over your head... "nutty" flavor? Hello
Trip was awsome! Too short though. What are you doing on this time of day?

....and those rocky mountain oysters,, I hear they have a nutty flavor LOL

Stop making me spit on the screen from bursting out in laughter.

It didn't go over my head I got the nutty flavor part but they do taste like chicken.
Working jacobs today will work tomarrow night at be.
Have you found the hot sauce thread yet

Corn bread(cold) and maple syrup for breakfast this morning, My grandson and I love it! Makes your mouth water don't it?:cool: :cool:

It sure does.
Look mom we did it 20 pages.
My breakfast this morning was a bottle of gatorade and a bag of cheetos

Boy "yous" guys like to eat wild stuff for breakfast! Whatever happened to cereal? And yes, I am verily and duly impressed with twenty pages... now pass the hot sauce!

No time woke up late had to go in hurry.
But hopefully tomarrow I will have bacon and eggs with toast and cheese.
Of course can't forget the hot sauce

Breakfast this morning? I had oatmeal with cinnamon and raisins, 2 scrambled eggs and the juice of 2 oranges and a mango in my new juice machine. Not too weird haha.

Yikes!! Bet your juice machine took some cleaning after having oatmeal in it :D

WHO IS HOLLERING FOR THE HOT SAUCE!

You silly boys and girls it is at the hot sauce thread!

My Mother-in-law tried a beef basted dog biscuit once. Does that count?

And to think she grew up rich.

I think dog food would be good for you because it is so high in protein.
Maybe it was a dare that is why she ate it.
I know that I have done stupid things because of dares

Nah, she wanted to see why they liked it so much. I was freaking there!

And she grew up a darned MILLIONAIRE! Guess it was some rebellion thing at 70 years of age. LOL

I share a small office with a volunteer and in the bottom of their desk is the bag to fill the candy dishes and a pack of dog treats (we get both kinds of visitors). And one day the volunteer looked at me funny as he was chewing and said, "Ummm these beef sticks taste kinda stale?"

I froze! LOL :eek:

Then I told him, I had to but we all died of laughter and it is often referenced to this day, poor guy! :rolleyes:

LMAO, but his was by mistake. Why do this just to taste it for crying out loud!

We laugh and tell her she is senile, she really is not. Must just be something she missed out on in childhood.

At least he didn't offer you one. ( mom)
Did your mother in law share her wealth.
Personnel If I had that kind of money I would probably eat dog food to

Hey, Josh, if I had that kind of money I would eat anything but dog food! LOL

At least she shares the wealth when it comes to my school. I will eat a dog biscuit for her every semester as long as she pays my tuition. No Problem there.

The fall it is tuition plus $1,500 just for supplies and uniforms, oh, yeah that does not include the 11 books I need for 2 classes.

Nice lady but still if I had that kind of money I would host dinner a party and feed everybody dog food and not tell them till the end.

But some people think I am mean and ornery

I knew a guy once that ate Alpo on white bread. He loved it and ate it all the time. He had the breath of a dog though and not many friends. Me and my buddies were about 10 or 11 and we would sneak into the junk yard where he lived and bring him a can or two. We would bet other kids that he would eat a dog food sandwich and it would freak them out. Then they started blabbing to our teachers about this guy that ate dog food and one day the cops removed him. I never tried Alpo because I could not get past the smell. One of my buddies did however, and he said it was quite good. I asked him if he would continue to eat it like the guy in the junk yard did and he just smiles and said, " Mixed with mayo and pickles, it"ll do in a pinch." When I go back to California to visit, I never eat at his house.

Nice lady but still if I had that kind of money I would host dinner a party and feed everybody dog food and not tell them till the end.

But some people think I am mean and ornery

Oh now well you clearly have not seen the movie Prince of Tides, no wait... isn't that a different thread? :confused:

Yes it is a different thread but it works here.
Maybe we just need to talk to the powers that be and see if they can add all these threads together.

No that wouldn't be a good idea I am still lost trying to keep up

I knew a guy once that ate Alpo on white bread. He loved it and ate it all the time. He had the breath of a dog though and not many friends. Me and my buddies were about 10 or 11 and we would sneak into the junk yard where he lived and bring him a can or two. We would bet other kids that he would eat a dog food sandwich and it would freak them out. Then they started blabbing to our teachers about this guy that ate dog food and one day the cops removed him. I never tried Alpo because I could not get past the smell. One of my buddies did however, and he said it was quite good. I asked him if he would continue to eat it like the guy in the junk yard did and he just smiles and said, " Mixed with mayo and pickles, it"ll do in a pinch." When I go back to California to visit, I never eat at his house.
They actually have a dog food comercial that shows mixed vegetables and meat that looks darn delicious.:cool: :eek:

One teaspoon on a Ritz will tell!

We need a disclaimer on top of this thread,, MAY MAKE YOU SICK... :P

I share a small office with a volunteer and in the bottom of their desk is the bag to fill the candy dishes and a pack of dog treats (we get both kinds of visitors). And one day the volunteer looked at me funny as he was chewing and said, "Ummm these beef sticks taste kinda stale?"

I froze! LOL :eek:

Then I told him, I had to but we all died of laughter and it is often referenced to this day, poor guy! :rolleyes:

My wife once was fuming mad at a guy she worked with. They were very good friends who hung out with several others also from work, drank and played poker in their younger days and pretty much there were no holds barred. She would occasionally take him one of her desserts, usually the raspberry cheesecake if he had any input. So in her anger she took him a very nicely wrapped tin of dog treats and left it on his desk. Apparently before he bit into one he recognized an odd smell and got the hint that hed better make amends or the angered italian girl might be taking more drastic measures.

*** added note: he's now the president of the company and her direct boss... but shell still do the same thing if the moment required it I'm sure.

Okay, this may not be a combo exactly but I salt my catelope melon . . oh, now here is one, and my hubby likes peanut butter and iceberg lettuce sandwiches!! :p

Fried Mars bars???? :eek:

Salt on melon is far from a weird one!
Such as my favorite starter dish :- salthy parma ham and melon
YUMMMM

RickJ another thread I'm subscribed to but not appearing on my profile

I know a guy a good mate of mine who uses kethcup on everything.. I mean every food he has in front of him he has to have ketchup with it.
Certain foods blend in well with it, such chips, steak / chicken. But, but NOT :-
Tortellini pasta, with a nice fresh cream sauce with herbs.. or Mash potatoes or on pizza... or with roast dinner!
LOL what he like :cool: :rolleyes: :eek:

Ham and Honeydew type melon is a well know Mediterranean recipe although I don't think it would work so well with watermelon

I thought this forum capped the number of replies to 175?

Val must have pulled out her "juice" card ;)

I thought this forum capped the number of replies to 175?

Val must have pulled out her "juice" card ;)
Pleads the fifth... :rolleyes:

Wait, what in blue blazes is a "juice" card?? :confused:

And pass that ketchup whilst you're at it! :D

It's the card that shows that you gots the juice (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=juice&r=f). (definition #1)

I really like what I call a pizzarito
I make a pizza on a burrito shell and roll it up and shove her down.
It is a cheap way for pizza and it works well with those picky eaters they can put what ever they want on it.

How dare you desacrate my beloved burrito like that! I am reporting you to the Better Burrito Bureau this very moment! Why, you wouldn't dare roll up a pizza and call it a Burrito would you? Well would you man!

Sure would it is just to big to shove down.
That is why I made it smaller.
You have to try it once and you will be hooked for life.
It is that good.

Look guys we broke the site.
We grew to big and to fast and it just couldn't keep up with us.

Nuh uh, I heard rumors about someone getting hot sauce in the servers! :rolleyes:

See so we did break it. They where trying our different stuff we have listed.

But I think we can blame mag. He is the one who started to stick it in different orifices.

Just kidding mag

Yeah, once Mag put is A/K, I think it was, remember he left it in the Gun Control room, and began his tirade, all went to hell in a handbasket.

I can't believe we are up to 23 pages and 225 posts.

Well, got to go put some new kind of hotsauce on my fried rice.

How dare you desacrate my beloved burrito like that! I am reporting you to the Better Burrito Bureau this very moment! Why, you wouldn't dare roll up a pizza and call it a Burrito would you? Well would you man!? Is that similar to a Turkish pizza? In some places they are rolled.

Has anyone tried scrambled eggs with pineapple chuncks and Hot Sauce? Mmmmmm Good!

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How about Macaroni N Cheese with Lemon Pepper sprinkled on. Yum, yum.

Anything with Lemon Pepper on it is good.
I like mac and cheese with tuna fish and cream of mushroom soup
Or just plain cream of mushroom soup straight out of the can cold.

I like fresh trout cooked over an open fire. Wrap in tin foil.
Put butter and Lemon Pepper on it cook for twenty minutes turning over once in a while and bam good food

Sounds like one of my hubby's recipes

There is no need to make stuff so hard when simple recipes will do the job.
I like that show on the cooking channel thirty minute meals.

Great show! AND THEY USE HOT SAUCE!

Hey, I just bought a new one. Have you got colon blow yet?

Yep I posted about in the hot sauce thread

Got it now, multi-tasking is hard when you are trying to pack for vacation, and the site goes down.

Hot Peppers In Beer!!

Hi everybody...

Wow, I'm glad you mentioned the site going down, I thought it was my computer and did a spyware check, virus check, defragged my hard drive, and panicked!

Thanks Val, honored and accept the invite...

Can someone please send me an email address so that I can find out from you guys when the site is down again, please..
My email is [email protected] and if you use AHMD in the title, I won't delete it as spam.

I was having a serious AHMD 'Jones' here.

Thank goodness I still had some hotsauce to put on my fried rice.

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Hot Peppers In Beer!!!!!!!!!! WARNING : hot pepper stay hot both ways (in/out)

One teaspoon on a Ritz will tell!


talaniman agrees: Ruff!

All right you guys... have you been into the Begging Strips (http://www.begginstrips.com) AGAIN?? :rolleyes:

OMG! I thought this post was gone when the site went down and then when I went of vacation. Everyone here at my parent's house is sleeping so I thought I would check in.

Johnny (4 year old) whines all the time and I tell him that I am going to give him some cheese with his Whine.

You been here Val? Haven't you been in Michigan?

Thanks for redirecting Val.

Balogna, lettuce and pickle here!!!

Hy hubbly likes hellmans Mayo on pizza
Pass the mustard:cool:

Oh! Let me remember my manners-PLEASE pass the mustard :cool: :D

Daughter picked this up at the tex-mex border.

Corn on the cob. Rolled in mayo. Sprinked with paprika, salt, pepper. Rolled again in cheese (she likes parmasean at home).

Actually its an interesting combo.

Yes, very interesting. Our 4 year old likes to put corn, mashed potatoes and gravy on biscuits.

I giggle and say it is his version of cornbread.

It looks like after 245 posts, we have run out of food combinations. Ones that are eatable anyway!

10 slugs and a shot of bile! Mmmmm got to love fear factor http://www.ojcfuse.nl/comlink/smileys/puking.gif

Where not out of food combinations yet.

Mac and cheese with tomato sauce and hot dogs
Anything with tofu in it is weird

Now see? That's what I'm talking about! Tofu is gooood! Miso soup is out of this world. Up there in Wyoming, where beef is not just for breakfast anymore, it might be against the law to soak firm tofu in bar-b-que sauce and grill it. I don't know... it's just a hunch, but let me know for sure if you have ever tried it Demon.

Nope Haven't tried it.
But I do like tofu a little.
But I can't eat it everyday.

Josh, there you are!!

Like my new avatar?