flossie
Oct 9, 2008, 07:29 PM
1. The children had all been photographed, and the
Teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
You are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And
There's the teacher, she's dead.'
2. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
The blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I
Stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
Turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
The ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.
3. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
Whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
Throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
Teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
You are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And
There's the teacher, she's dead.'
2. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
The blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I
Stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
Turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
The ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.
3. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
Whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
Throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.