Hi I have a neighbor that is apparently very jealous of my 4+ ricks of neatly split and stacked firewood. He called the Board of Health on me for excessive firewood on the ground! This 4+ ricks is not directly on the ground but up on 2x4 rick stackers. Finally talked with someone at the Board of Health who said the law in our county is that all consumable products must be stored 18" off the ground. Sounds absurd to me but if I don't comply I could face fines. No, I don't want to get rid of the wood. We have a working fireplace that we use a lot in the winter and I waited over 6 months for this wood to dry and I helped cut , split and stack it to boot. I cannot find retail firewood stackers that will raise it up 18" off the ground. I thought about concrete building blocks, rebar, and treated 2x4's but am concerned about how to construct it and maintain stability. Any suggestions would be appreciated. I have to have this done by 7/23. What does it say in the Bible about Love thy Neighbor? I am finding that hard to do right now. Thanks!

I would build it right next to where you have the wood if possible then you can just move it over basically.
I would build the concrete and rebar. Rebar is pretty sturdy but I would do some kind of support down the middle

I found this site and it might help you with some ideas on making it sturdy
Rebar Positioners (http://www.concreteconstruction.net/industry-news.asp?sectionID=707&articleID=325536)

Thanks, I'll check it out!

Have a look at Dek-Block® Piers (http://www.deckplans.com/howitworks/howitworks06.html) with some 2x10 or larger joists and short 4x4 columns to get the height. Could also pour some concrete pads to sit the blocks on to gain height too. Make yourself a narrow mini-deck.

I would build this, all treated 2x4 material and sized to fit your needs. I would build it as close to my neighbors house as possible. And I would not try to make it "purty"

Yeah that is a really good idea and then they can even throw a purdy tarp over the frame to keep the wood dry in bad weather. :D
They can build the base first just to get it done in time and work on fancying up the upper frame later.

You have some good suggestions here but I'd call that health inspectors boss and ask more questions. Fire wood is not a consumable product. That term is better applied to food.

Since wood could also be a building material, I would say thet the stack below 18" is the support for that which is above 18" and that you have completed the task.

I am sure that there are others in your area who are in "non-compliance". See what health department is doing about them.

Where I live the township ordinance guy and anybody in authority of whatever always single certain people out and then when you say everybody on that street is doing the same thing
Or whatever they have a pat answer "We are focused on you not them" Then pointing out that they are discriminating makes them out to get you. I would maybe just find something to turn the neighbor in for.

I like Ken's logic. I'm still thinking there is no such rule for fire wood but unless Turtley comes back we may never know.

Yeah different towns have different ordinances.
Some of the places in my county say you are not allowed to have bushes in your front yard.
It depends how picky they want to be.
One town doesn't even allow you to drink in your own back yard.

Hey and thanks to all of you that responded! I am here now. I had to work today and just got home. Got a hold of the BoH inspector who said he was not concerned about my neatly stacked firewood if this neighbor had not caused a big fuss. This particular neighbor has all kinds of citations and is just trying to get even however he can. He is not just funny hah-ha crazy, but really crazy! Anyway he is reporting anyone and everyone he can for whatever he can because he is trying to divert attention from himself and report whomever keeps reporting him for his messy yard. I did raise the wood up to 19 3/8" I'll try to post pics soon if I can get my software to work for me. This is interesting. I would love to pay him back ...but I make a habit of not taunting "crazy" Thanks again!

I really hope you put it up right where he has a better view of it :D

Post follow up.. the code that was cited referred to "usable consumable building products". There is no language in the code that refers to firewood. However, if my moving my firewood means that The BoH will stay on this "crazy" neighbor I am willing to comply to whatever they suggest. It will also preserve the four cords of wood I have now restacked.

LOL send him a thank you card for calling it to your attention because now your wood is better off :D

I am going to try to post pictures! What's funny is that when we were stacking all the wood he came down and said the BoH told him that his wood had to be 6" off the ground and he made it clear that he heats his house with wood. If I had given him some of this wood I probably would not be in this position now. Now that I have had to raise the wood it looks like a wood showcase. He came down to check it out on Sunday and was wowed! I am not giving him a stick of it. Thats how I play with "crazy", by not giving in.

He doesn't know that I know he is the one that reported. I did however tell him last Sunday that it really was a good thing for our wood. He again mentioned that he heats his house with wood. I might invite him down to look at my beautiful 4 cords that are showcased so beautifully frequently. Too funny!

Thanks! You guys are great! I appreciate the support. This upset me pretty badly to begin with. I told the guy at the BoH that I have never been reported before and he said most people have never been reported for "firewood". Laugh or cry? I choose to laugh! LOL!

I cannot get the pictures to post. It is truly a beautiful stack of wood though! Thanks again. I'll post again if I get more info. I have filed an incident report with our local police department because when the "crazy" guy came down on Sunday he threatened that if anyone calls the BoH on him he will make sure they walk through everyone's backyard to inspect them too. Bring it on I say! We have a very neat and tidy neighborhood except for this guy. I'll post more as it comes.. the saga continues... Give me plumbing/electrical issues anyday over this crazy guy and my firewood!

Be careful when thinking of getting even with a crazy. My dad used to say its like getting into a wee wee fight with a skunk, you can never win. As I suspected the code did not specify fire wood. If he is a true crazy you have not heard the last of him.

I was thinking of covering your wood with a pink tarp. There's plenty of colors like yellow here: Tarps - Canvas Tarps, Heavy Duty Tarps, Vinyl Tarps, Mesh Tarps, Flame Retardant Tarps (http://www.mytarp.com/)

He'll have a nice bright reminder to look at every day.

Hey KISS, did you see the new guy named keepitsimple? I told him you already have KISS tied up. For a moment I thought he was you and then realized the last word was missing.

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KISS did I miss something, this doesn't seem like the same topic?? By the way, here is the new guy https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/plumbing/switching-toilet-shower-241592.html

I completely agree that getting "even" with a madman requires you to become one.

Glad you tried to comply. Sorry your neighbors head is so far up "it" he can't tell night from day.

Oh well.

Good fences...

Thanks kp. I actually have a privacy fence. We cut down a tree line to install it which is where all of this wood came from. The guy knew we were cutting the wood. However, in order to see this wood you must walk up my driveway (app 100 ft), look over my fence way back under the honeysuckle. BTW this neighbor liives 5 houses away... thank goodness he's not next door or across the street from me!

Omg 5 houses away and he is as big a nuisance as if he lived next door!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry:confused:

Thanks kp. I actually have a privacy fence... in order to see this wood you must walk up my driveway (app 100 ft), look over my fence way back under the honeysuckle. BTW this neighbor liives 5 houses away...thank goodness he's not next door or across the street from me!
Dear Lord. Unbelievable.

We have a relative who is one of the most disagreeable people I've met... just grouchy and grumpy at anyone, especially if you are happy... and at some point I just had to start to ignore her and remind myself that it must suck to live your life so unhappy.

What a grumpy snoop of a neighbor you have.

He is a very unhappy man that only seems to see the dark side of everything and wants to bring people into his own miserable world. For ten years I have "humored" him to a degree. Now he is not just trying to suck people into his world but striking out. Ignoring him is the best thing but I need to stop the striking out part. I have talked with the BoH and have a police officer friend coming over to discuss his telling me that if the BoH comes to his door for any reason he will insist that they visit every house on the street. Our street is very neat and tidy but who knew that firewood needed to be 18" off the ground. Oh well it is what it is...

He may just have sealed his own fate with his threats

By the Way, I raised the wood to 19 3/8" using concrete blocks every 4 feet. I then set treated 2x4's on edge and connected them at each 8' end with a 1x4 screwed into the boards that ran down into the block for stability, and used the metal "rick stacker" frame to bookend the whole 32 feet. Seems like I have built Fort Knox to store my firewood. I sure hope so because I don't want to do this again.

I have filed an incident report with the police just to have documentation, and when my mom told our police officer friend about the situation, he knew who it was without her telling him. He is a problem and a well known one... but what to do to make it stop?

ballengerb1:

You missed something. See post #19:
I cannot get the pictures to post.
As to keepitsimple, I now have competition. I appeared I wasn't receiving notifications on posts, but that seems to be fixed now. That's all I need is competition. I better reserve the other name, just in case the admins want to shorten it, like they wanted to already.

Sorry that I repeated myself KISS. I'll try not to do that in the future. We do however have a neat and tidy neighborhood except for this fellas house. If the BoH wants to enlighten us otherwise.. as I said before.. bring it on! Thanks for the heads up on repeating myself though! I repeat, I'll try not to do that again! Good Luck with your like namesake. I hope he does not get you into trouble.

Now I'm confused.

We need some different thoughts to direct our energies at anyway once in a while.