In order to show an example of how time is wasted for the police with calls to the police emergency line, police released a transcript of one such call :


Control: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"

Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."

Control: "Right."

Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."

That was a portion of the 999 call received by the police in Wales from a South Wales resident The police were dispatched to observe the "stationary object" that concerned the resident.

The police then called their control room to report their findings :



Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"

Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."

Moon mistaken for UFO - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2248463/Moon-mistaken-for-UFO.html)

Doesn't sound like that would make very good George sNoory material
But the police might be singing a song that goes something like
They see the moon hit their eyes like a big UFO that Ading-a-ling

Or

Well, it's a marvelous night for a UFO dance
With the aliens up above in your illusion

Lol

When the moon hit their eyes like a big UFO that Ading-a-ling

When the moon seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's a UFO

When the moon make you drool just like a pasta fazool
You're a~moron.