An elderly couple was attending church services .

About halfway through the service, she leaned over and said to her husband, ''I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?''

He replied, ''Put a new battery in your hearing aid ''
;)

ROTFLMAO
I always get on people, especially my kids, for the fart jokes being crude BUT THAT was a real hoot!

Hahahaha... nice one HG50

Good joke

ROTFLMAO
THAT was a real hoot!

Lol.

Lmao... :)

It always cracked me up to no end when I lived in Texas and these BIG biker guys would be in the ice house and say, "oh, I ''puted".

Oh that's hilarious