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All for Poo and giggles...

This was written by imo at japantoday forum at limericks R us.

There once was a president named bush
Who flew by the seat of his tush
About his vision, when queried
He said, I have a great theory
Just invade when shove comes to push.

OK ill have a go...

There ones was a girl from iraq
Who once took a trip on the tracks
To go from Barain
From Bagdad is the same
As smelling the piss on a yak.

Oh well I tried ;D

There was an old woman from Healing,
Who had an unusual feeling
So she laid on her back
Opened her crack
And pissied all over the sealing.

That's an old one.

There once was a man from nantucket.
Bush sucks.
Aaah, never mind >:(

There is candidate named Kerry
About whom many people are wary
He wants to be Pres
That is what he says
To think him president, to me, is scary

Or

John Kerry cannot make up his mind
His agenda cannot be defined
About his past he has lied
His popularity is beginning to slide
And now he finds himself falling behind

Third place:
> > > There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> > > Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> > > 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> > > On this flute made of beef
> > > That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
> > >
> > > Second place:
> > > Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> > > "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> > > Since you made such a mess,
> > > Use the hem of your dress
> > > And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."
> > >
> > > And the winning entry:
> > > Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> > > What Kaczynski must surely have known
> > > That an intern is better
> > > Than a bomb in a letter
> > > When deciding how best to be blown

Hope you enjoyed them! LOLOL!!

How do u post pics and clips?

To Rainknight & hondahelp don't worry
For your limericks and pros are sorry
To think you might get
Some attention from that
Is old, much like Atari

Repubs have to earn our trust
Now they talk for the rest of us
But neo-cons have found
That real conservatives are around
Your words like farts turn to dust

Fox news made such a din.
Selling news that is said with no spin
If you served me some pee
And it tastes just like ***,
I'd question you, the pee and the glass.

I just made them up
Nice Huh!!

Holy crap how long has Bill clinton been out of Office?
Please people.

And the winner is Death Blade!! With his limerick

There once was a man from nantucket.
Who's **** was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
If my ear was a I would suck it.

Good one deathblade

You'll be receiving carving knives, of valhalla
And a toaster oven, a ham with all the fixins
A map of the location of your prizes
A map of the location of your GPS and
A toothpick so...

Good luck and be well!!

HI,
This original post is two years old!!

holy crap how long has Bill clinton been out of Office?
Please people.



Since Jan 2001. So, 5 years about.

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