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friend4u178
Jun 16, 2008, 07:47 PM
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.


The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly.



He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...



'I would have been released today.'








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Alty
Jun 16, 2008, 07:49 PM
Oh M, M, M, ::shakes head:: that is soooooo bad, but oh so funny. Not sharing that with Wiggy, no way, every time I mention how long we've been together, he says "funny, it seems much longer then that. "

LMAO, good one. :):)

friend4u178
Jun 16, 2008, 07:53 PM
LOL... I'm going to tell wiggy :)

frangipanis
Jun 16, 2008, 11:18 PM
That's unbelievable!! I heard that same joke on the radio this morning!

Hey, what happened to alpha male and the whip LOL!!

Alty
Jun 16, 2008, 11:19 PM
Hey FP, we're just goofing around, being silly, trying to outdo each other. It's a game we like to play.;)

friend4u178
Jun 16, 2008, 11:21 PM
And I'm winning :)

Alty
Jun 16, 2008, 11:24 PM
No way, no way are you winning, nope, NOT! Did you see the ugly dog, must I remind you of the ugly dog? Isn't it burnt in to your cornea by now?

For cuteness it's a close tie, but ugly avy's, I think I won hands down. :);)

Wait, is that a contest I want to win?

I have to go to bed, dream ugly dog dreams, bad ugly dog dreams, dreams in which I wake up screaming. Aaaaahhhh! Oh, that's just a bunny, Thumper, don't sneak up on me like that, mommy's a bit tense. ;)

Goodnight all. :)

magprob
Jun 17, 2008, 08:16 PM
Good one.

starbuck8
Jun 21, 2008, 11:55 AM
And I'm winning :)

You don't have control of the whip anymore though do you my sweet! Mwaahahaha!