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magprob
May 6, 2008, 08:35 PM
'A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
Two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
Difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
To look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
Cows had something white at its rear end.

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
Ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
Cow's rear end.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
Looks like yours!

'I don't remember much after that... '

ChihuahuaMomma
May 6, 2008, 09:21 PM
Lol!! Oh No!

Alty
May 6, 2008, 09:40 PM
Mag, that's great, and she was so justified. ;)

startover22
May 7, 2008, 10:51 AM
Oh gosh, yuck!
That will teach him!
LOLOLOLOL

friend4u178
May 7, 2008, 07:16 PM
Uuhhgggg... bad images!!

starbuck8
May 8, 2008, 12:30 AM
No supper for that guy tonight! LOL!

mackythehacker
May 11, 2008, 01:29 PM
<3 it! Lol