frangipanis
Apr 10, 2008, 06:01 PM
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a smalltown, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland, Australia)
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too.. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I was a bit slow in settling down at first, because you don't hafta get out of bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, because all you got to do before brekky is make you bed and shine you boots and clean you uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothing! Ya haz got to shower though, but its not so bad, because there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what you doing!
At brekky you get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like what Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - don't know why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at you like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All you got to do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and you don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes you got to wrestle with the city boys and I got to be real careful because they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as you know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Sheila
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too.. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I was a bit slow in settling down at first, because you don't hafta get out of bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, because all you got to do before brekky is make you bed and shine you boots and clean you uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothing! Ya haz got to shower though, but its not so bad, because there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what you doing!
At brekky you get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like what Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - don't know why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at you like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All you got to do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and you don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes you got to wrestle with the city boys and I got to be real careful because they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as you know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Sheila