Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because they want to.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

LMAO... this one is good :-)

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